2/5 Nico M. 10 months ago on Google
In
short:
cheap
acts,
vulgar
crowd,
average
food,
pretentious
staff
and
insanely
expensive.
Long
version
below.
Ok
so
for
full
transparency,
I’m
not
super
rich,
I
live
in
Western
Europe
and
wasn’t
particularly
into
clubbing
as
I’m
in
a
long
term
relationship.
If
that’s
you,
don’t
bother
reading
further.
THE
SHOW
Ok
so
they
say
it
starts
at
9pm
but
the
show
actually
kicks
off
at
10pm
so
we
looked
stupid
arriving
early.
Then
from
10pm
to
00:30
you
have
2
acts
every
30min
ranging
from
singing,
dancing,
acrobatics
or
solo
acts
like
contortionists.
It
felt
like
2-3
acts
were
actually
talented
and
the
rest
were
glorified
waiters
or
strippers.
Singing
was
terribly
cringe.
Post
show,
the
club
opens
at
00:30.
THE
FOOD
So
while
this
is
all
happening
you
are
eating
and
drinking.
The
food
is
ridiculously
expensive
to
compensate
for
the
fact
that
you
didn’t
pay
the
show.
The
menu
is
half
Italian
and
half
Asian
which
is
weird
but
fine.
Italian
sea
bass
costs
€200
without
a
side?!
We
were
not
impressed
by
neither
the
quality
nor
the
quantity
for
the
price.
Also
worth
mentioning
there
is
a
AED
1500
minimum
spend
per
person.
THE
ATMOSPHERE
People
are
here
to
party,
pre-drink
and
show-off
to
whoever
is
there
or
whoever
they
brought
with
them.
Fine.
So
not
really
for
couples,
families,
work
events.
Now
the
staff
try
so
hard
to
put
on
an
atmosphere
but
they
frankly
try
too
hard.
At
the
end
of
each
act,
it
was
usually
the
staff
clapping.
When
there
was
an
empty
table,
they
had
some
of
their
own
staff
girls
go
sit
there
to
give
the
impression
it’s
full.
The
crowd
was
a
mixture
of
middle-aged
divorced
men
with
young
trophy
girlfriends
and
the
other
half,
gym
bros
with
their
barbies.
Strange
atmosphere,
trying
too
hard
to
copy
some
of
the
iconic
venues
in
Western
Europe.
STAFF
The
higher
up
in
the
chain,
the
more
pretentious
the
staff.
Our
head
waiter
made
fun
of
us
for
not
knowing
certain
items
on
the
menu.
He
also
only
referred
to
the
man
at
the
table
but
never
acknowledged
the
lady
which
is
rude
and
sexist,
especially
for
a
place
trying
to
sound
Italian.
Manager
was
desperately
trying
to
motivate
staff
and
customers
around
the
tables
but
frankly
he
was
trying
too
hard.
CONCLUSION:
if
this
was
a
restaurant,
it
would
be
Nusr-Et.
If
that’s
the
type
of
place
you
like
and
want
to
go
to,
you
will
enjoy
Billionaire.
Otherwise,
avoid.
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