1/5 Manny A. 7 years ago on Google
This
is
the
most
horrible
place
to
spend
an
eternity
at.
Once
you
arrive
an
hour
prior
to
open
you
have
to
hope
they
are
giving
away
enough
"tickets"
to
allow
you
to
get
a
birth
certificate
for
the
day.
If
you
are
lucky
enough
to
get
a
golden
ticket
you
wait.
It
is
as
if
you
just
boarded
a
plane
home
from
an
unwanted
business
trip
to
Minneapolis
where
you've
had
diarrhea
for
weeks
and
you
are
stuck
on
the
runway
with
tiny,
smelly
trolls
who
won't
shut
up.
Just
as
your
number
gets
closer
to
getting
called,
the
one
person
who
is
running
the
whole
place
closes
for
lunch.
There
is
ONE
person
working
when
there
are
4
windows
to
allow
the
flow
of
things
go
smoother.
It
is
acceptable
for
that
person
to
go
to
lunch
and
try
to
pull
themselves
back
together
and
contemplate
why
they
chose
this
career
path.
They
are
gone
for
an
hour
and
upon
return
it
takes
another
hour
to
get
anyone
called
back
up
to
get
a
birth
certificate.
They
have
your
number
displayed
on
the
wall
and
as
it
counts
up
you
grow
overwhelmed
with
excitement.
As
your
number
reaches
the
display
you
begin
to
realize
the
number
in
the
wall
is
nowhere
close
to
your
number
and
the
tickets
are
not
being
counted
in
numerical
order.
At
this
point
you
realize
that
your
existence
is
merely
to
sit
in
a
cesspool
of
the
human
underworld
and
wait
to
be
consumed
by
the
fact
that
you
don't
actually
exist
until
you
get
your
birth
certificate.
Once
you
loose
all
hope
and
finally
decide
to
give
in
to
the
fact
that
you
will
never
be
called
up,
a
small
shred
of
hope
pokes
through
the
dark
and
you
are
finally
confronted
by
a
gentle
man
who
explains
to
us
he
is
the
manager.
And
that
they
have
to
close.
They
would've
been
able
to
help
more
people,
but
the
ample
supply
of
idiots
and
their
futile
attempts
at
successfully
being
able
to
communicate
with
the
overlords
at
the
window
renders
a
longer
wait
time
and
infuriating
feelings
of
rage.
Another
day
maybe...
another
chance
to
get
your
birth
certificate
either
here
or
face
the
same
situation
up
in
Santa
Fe.
I
will
never
know.
DO
NOT
GO
HERE!!!
Give
up
on
your
hope
for
an
official
existence
and
mail
your
application
to
the
state
for
your
birth
certificates.
Trust
me.
FOR
THE
LOVE
OF
GOD
PLEASE
STAY
AWAY!!!
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