5/5 James R. 2 years ago on Google
Honestly
these
low
reviews
are
pathetic.
This
place
is
what
it
is.
Planet
Fitness,
a
gym,
membership
fees
are
low,
but
yet
people
expect
5
star
hotel
concierge
service.
This
place
does
more
than
enough
for
$25
a
month.
And
that’s
technically
the
PRIMO
membership.
Staff
are
chill
and
accommodating,
and
the
place
is
clean.
What
more
do
you
want
for
$25
a
month,
if
you’re
still
complaining
it’s
cause
you’re
broke
and
you
can’t
afford
any
better,
let’s
be
honest.
Forgot
to
cancel
your
membership
because
of
a
surgery?
Too
bad
bro,
should’ve
canceled
it
before
you
went
into
surgery.
1
star
for
you
for
lack
of
foresight.
Don’t
need
to
be
a
astrophysicist
to
figure
it
out.
Some
of
the
stair
masters
don’t
work?
Ok
the
tell
the
staff,
but
I’m
sure
they’ve
heard
it
a
1000
times.
Maintenance
is
a
process
don’t
leave
a
low
star
review
for
it.
Get
over
yourself.
I
guarantee
one
of
your
dining
table
legs
has
a
book
under
it
that’s
been
there
for
the
past
5
years.
Cars
being
broken
into?
Congratulations,
it
was
unfortunate
you
became
todays
victim
of
unfortunate
things,
but
how
is
planet
fitness
to
blame
for
this.
Could
they
have
parking
lot
security?
Sure.
But
guess
what,
you’re
car
would’ve
still
most
likely
get
broken
into.
Do
you
know
how
many
places
have
parking
security
and
still
theft
happens.
Security
people
are
not
levitating
Demi-gods
that
can
be
everywhere
at
once.
You
could
have
easily
parked
your
car
down
the
street
and
it
would’ve
still
got
broken
into,
what
are
you
going
to
do?
Knock
on
the
door
to
a
private
residence
and
be
like
why
don’t
you
have
security?
Hardly
an
excuse
to
leave
a
bad
review.
How
about
you
just
invest
in
a
good
anti
theft
device
instead
of
blaming
everyone
else.
Don’t
know
how?
It’s
2022
you’re
a
big
kid
now,
google
it.
Showers
don’t
have
soap?
Ok
so
bring
your
own
soap
ffs.
You
can
buy
a
six
pack
of
Dove
Soap
bars
for
$8
that
will
last
you
the
entire
year.
You’re
gonna
drag
down
the
credibility
of
a
business
because
they
just
happened
to
run
out
of
soap
the
one
or
two
times
you
decided
to
shower?
You
know
what
just
go
home
and
use
your
own
shower
you’re
probably
out
of
soap
there
too.
You
wanna
pay
with
your
daddy’s
card,
but
they
won’t
accept?
Good
lord
man.
If
I
haven’t
heard
anything
more
pathetic
in
my
life.
How
about
you
just
wait
until
you
get
your
card
and
then
come
back,
you
know
like
what
a
person
with
common
sense
would
do.
You
don’t
meet
the
dress
code?
Ok
go
outside
fix
yourself
and
then
come
back
in.
What
are
you
12?
Look
at
yourself
“I
can’t
beleev
I
wear
jean
then
they
tell
me
no
jean”.
Ok?
So
don’t
wear
jeans
genius,
it’s
not
hard.
Plus
who
works
out
in
jeans
bro
are
you
serious.
If
you
want
the
staff
to
suck
your
toes,
hand
you
money,
and
rub
honey
all
over
your
thighs.
I
highly
suggest
you
go
to
a
gym
with
a
$175+++
monthly
fee.
Then
you
will
actually
have
a
somewhat
decent
but
still
pathetic
reason
to
whine
and
cry
and
leave
a
bad
review
because
you
met
the
tiniest
inconvenience.
For
$25
a
month
in
this
day
and
age,
PF
offers
way
more
than
we
deserve
let’s
be
real
here.
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