5/5 Benjamin J. 6 months ago on Google
Firstly
where
can
I
start,
this
lovely
little
seaside
town
has
much
to
offer
but
let’s
focus
on
my
favourite
things.
I
was
truly
amazed
by
the
wide
range
of
aromas
in
the
air,
one
of
these
lovely
scents
was
the
urine,
one
could
smell
it
as
far
as
the
nose
could
smell.
It’s
pungent
decedent
smell
caressed
every
nook
and
cranny
of
this
beautiful
place.
Secondly,
the
wonderful
arcades.
You
would
put
in
your
own
money
just
to
win
back
one
yes
that’s
right
one
sweet,
what
more
could
you
want!
And
now
for
the
highlight
of
my
visit,
this
lovely
kind
and
welcoming
man.
As
we
were
walking
down
the
beach
path
which
may
I
add
also
was
covered
in
diarrhoea
god
knows
what
beautiful
creature
produced
it,
we
suddenly
saw
this
glimmer
of
light,
as
we
approached
this
heavenly
beam
we
saw
it
was
a
bald
man’s
head
shining
bright
in
the
autumn
sun
but
the
most
spectacular
sighting
perused.
This
man
was
wearing
the
most
beautiful
thong
one
could
ever
lay
eyes
on,
it’s
vivid
pink
colour
reflected
on
my
retina.
This
thong
left
little
to
the
imagination,
everyone
around
was
witnessing
two
lovely
saggy
cheeks.
Next
thing
you
know
he
turned
around
and
was
smiling
at
passers
by.
There’s
only
one
way
I
can
describe
this
sight…..
jaw
dropping.
What
a
kind
man
with
an
amazing
fashion
sense.
To
conclude
on
this
beautiful
place
I
highly
recommend
it
just
for
the
divine
sights
and
smells.
Please
do
come
and
don’t
forget
to
keep
your
eye’s
peeled
for
a
glistening
head
and
pink
thong.
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