2/5 Monsteralex X. 5 months ago on Google
A
real
tourist
trap,
but
then
again,
you
could
have
imagined
it.
In
itself,
it's
no
problem
if
the
staff
are
friendly,
but
here
it's
quite
the
opposite.
We're
a
group
of
9
tourists.
The
first
ones
arrive
10
minutes
early,
but
they're
warned
that
if
the
last
ones
don't
arrive
within
5
minutes,
we
won't
be
able
to
get
in
and
we
won't
get
our
money
back.
Our
last
friends
arrive
running,
but
on
time.
We're
given
tickets
and
told
we'll
be
picked
up
in
10
minutes.
To
my
astonishment,
I
point
out
that
we've
run
for
nothing,
but
I'm
threatened
that
if
I
complain
we
won't
be
allowed
in.
Anyway,
the
girl
at
reception
thinks
she
has
the
death
right
over
everyone,
I
think
she
imagines
she
has
the
perfect
job...never
mind.
Once
inside,
stressed-out,
aggressive
waiters
serve
you
like
robots.
Then
it's
time
to
enter
the
ice
bar.
Here,
too,
you
have
to
hurry,
and
they
try
to
offer
you
a
photo
in
case
you
want
to
spend
even
more
on
this
tourist
trap.
In
the
end,
after
14
minutes,
you're
kicked
out,
not
exactly
what
you'd
expected
on
the
booking
site.
In
the
end,
it's
not
even
that
cold
in
there,
at
least
not
as
cold
as
the
staff.
Only
1
staff
member
was
cool,
and
that
was
the
captain.
There
are
plenty
of
other
things
to
do
in
Amsterdam,
so
steer
clear
of
this
stuff.