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Smokey Coffeeshop

Cannabis store

😠 This place is a tourist trap. It is super dirty. They barely clean your table when you arrive. Everything is super expensive and you also need to pay for the toilets 1 euro. If you don't have cash to pay upfront for the toilets, the old lady you need to wait in line at the bar to pay by card as she... People often mention coffee, nice, staff, Amsterdam, shop, great, good, atmosphere, friendly, time,


Address

Rembrandtplein 24, 1017 CV Amsterdam, Netherlands

Contact

+31 20 623 7244

Rating on Google Maps

4.20 (3.4K reviews)

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  • 1/5 Ma J. 2 years ago on Google
    This place is a tourist trap. It is super dirty. They barely clean your table when you arrive. Everything is super expensive and you also need to pay for the toilets 1 euro. If you don't have cash to pay upfront for the toilets, the old lady you need to wait in line at the bar to pay by card as she refuses to let you go and then you pay. She is super rude. The waiters, one of them smokes cigarettes while serving clients. What a shame and a dirty place to avoid!
    5 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Iulian Boicu (. 1 year ago on Google • 40 reviews
    Smokey’s is really a landmark for THC lovers. You can bring your own weed, they also have a really good selection and you definitely need to taste their whipped cream hot chocolate. Staff is awesome and you get served at the table.
    3 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 MΛNU 2 years ago on Google
    Really nice atmosphere, nice drinks and juices, friendly employees and a good place to come to and vibe. Came here with friends, I don't smoke so it was kind of too much smoke in there but at least the doors were open. Nice music.
    3 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Alen M. 2 years ago on Google
    Located in one of the night life centres in Amsterdam, this coffeeshop offers a nice variety of what you need. Good music, friendly staff, even ID control at the entrances, which is a positive fact in my opinion. They did not serve alcoholic beverages! I’m not sure if that’s a policy or it was only a one time thing. Totally recommended!
    3 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Vlad S. 1 month ago on Google • 188 reviews New
    We had an awesome time here! We are Canadian, so we are HUGE potheads, wake and bake daily forever, but on our recent trip to Europe we had to be dankrupt for 2 weeks, so I had the longest t-break of my life before smoking weed again since Canada, at THIS “coffee shop”. I got SOOOOO high! I recommend the White Widow pre roll, “pure” if you want it to be only weed, which is what we did because the other options have tobacco in it, and we don’t smoke tobacco or cigarettes in our group. We’re just potheads. We circled around 3 joints among our group, the 3 of us were obliterated! Mind you, I took a 2 week break from weed because we were travelling other European cities before we got to Amsterdam, because we don’t trust street dealers. So my tolerance was all switched up, this stuff here hit the spot:) The prices are kind of a “lot” because my perspective is from a Canadian tourist, and at the stores in Canada weed is super cheap. Especially when you convert Euro to Canadian Dollar in your head. But this “coffee shop” was a very fun time, lovely dark ambience, super chill spot. Coffee was also nice, staff were friendly in a “European” way lol Tldr: i got really stoned after big t-break

  • 2/5 Tobi W. 2 months ago on Google • 9 reviews New
    The ambiance is very nice, the drinks are delicious. However, what really needs to improve significantly is the service. We asked three times if the mess left by the customers before us could be cleared away. Each time, we were told yes, but nothing happened. We ended up sitting at a dirty table for over an hour.
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Saurabh R. 2 years ago on Google
    A cool coffeeshop right in the middle of Amsterdam. Super busy almost all the time. But has some great staff, coffees and you know what else. Worth the wait if one needs to. Although, it is a little too mainstream and not a very quiet one. I loved it, nonetheless.
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Jade C. 1 year ago on Google
    Went there last night and I can honestly say the staff in there are so rude and aggressive! There was a staff member in there (small bald bloke with a piercing between his eyebrows) who was unbelievably aggressive towards me and threatening! The place itself is dirty but has pretty lights. Wouldn't go back purely due to the vile staff and their disgusting attitude towards there paying customers! 😒
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 3/5 mark c. 1 year ago on Google
    These guys don't like their customers. I had a recent trip where I spent 2 x 4 hour shifts in this coffee shop. I spent enough money not to be moved on and during this time I witnessed a general lack of enthusiasm which ran throughout the establishment, the staff are rude and overly aggressive, I witnessed 2 occasions where a member of staff, created a "discrepancy" with the Bill, post payment then demanding more money, this was most definitely an attempt to scam these individuals. Their coffee is good and the food was great stoner food, to make when your stoned! it would have been nice if the food available was a bit more adventurous. I had no complaints with regards to the quality of the weed or the prices, as they're in line with most coffee shops, regardless of being situated in a prime location. The atmosphere is great, the lighting is really nice and the seating whilst a little uncomfortable is sturdy, clean and plentiful. In my experience "smokey" is let down solely by its staff.
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Ryland 1 year ago on Google
    My wife is so loyal to this coffee shop. It is right in the hub of the town, so it gets a lot of attraction - however even being busy, it has a great atmosphere and environment. There is an option to order food and drinks (and sit down) and in the back is a nice Smokey room where you can relax, sit back, and puff on a J 😍💨🍃
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 2/5 Twinkle M. 1 year ago on Google
    Things that ruined my night: - Was ignored in the bar twice because the girl was texting! - Has to pay 0.50€ to use the wc after already spending 25€! Is this mcdonalds? 😂😂 If you are looking for a good Amsterdam experience! This place is not it! Ps- these are the wc conditions
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 Tammy R. 5 months ago on Google • 104 reviews
    This is a bigger than usual coffee shop with loads of extra seating area and decent sized tables. I think this is because it's not directly in the city centre because the ones that are in the city centre are tiny! It's table service in here which is a nice touch. Toilets are up a flight of very steep steps which can be tricky depending on what you may have consumed! The toilets weren't too bad and at least were stocked with loo roll and there is a lady upstairs who you must pay 50 cents to use the toilet.

  • 1/5 Patrik V. 1 year ago on Google
    Big disappointment!!! Coffee shop is really nice and cool with big terrace! Appreciate phone chargers as well! Stuff dumbest I’ve ever seen in Amsterdam… Asked for pre-rolled joint Haze(pure) 9€ + Clipper 2,5€. Guy put to the terminal 14€ ?! I said nevermind it’s tip… SCAM!!! Pre-rolled joint doesn’t even tasted as Haze but CBD and it was thin and small like OWNERS penis… So I went back complaint, because I didn’t feel barely nothing at all! Mr. Salesman told me pre-rolled are GAMBLE 😂😂😂😂 What the hack!!! Are we in Casino?! I asked for compromise and stuff just said NO… Never ever
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 RJ B. 10 months ago on Google
    Nice, chilled coffee shop with some good herb. Weed costs a bit more than some other places but the atmosphere is one of the best. Probably my favourite place to smoke in Amsterdam. Excellent coffee too
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Mahdi S. 11 months ago on Google
    This place deserve 5 star with his weed collection and nice ppl working their except the short bald guy who is so rude and impolite and he is lucky that he is in amsterdam because in another country he will bleed for such behaviors .
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Luke James P. 1 year ago on Google
    My number one coffee shop in Amsterdam this place! I visit Amsterdam often and this is the coffee shop I go to the most! Excellent choice in coffee and weed! Fair prices good vibes and lovely staff. Interior decor fits the shop perfectly with the great deep bassy music. This is my number 1 coffee shops! A must visit!
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 3/5 Anna P. 1 year ago on Google
    the staff was really friendly but the place is overrated. It was too crowded and expensive
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Alexej P. 1 year ago on Google
    Best coffeeshop in Amsterdam. Amazing coffee and milkshakes, nachos and very kind employees. Only tried the Red Velvet edible here, but it was very good. Prices are OK.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Elision N. 1 year ago on Google
    We went to most coffee shops whilst in Amsterdam but always kept coming back to this one, purely because of the VIBE! It plays cool music and you can just relax in this place. It’s great through the day and on the evening ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Barbara G. 1 year ago on Google
    Great place, great staff! Crowded but relaxing place... Love it, coming back every time.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Tomasz W. 1 year ago on Google
    Everything for 20 eur. Okay so may think what a rip-off! But! You get your goodies in a cool container (thanks for the souvenir guys!). Staff working there is very informative as also friendly, also thanks for the papers&tips :)))
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Anthont B. 2 months ago on Google • 71 reviews New
    Mint cafe always a seat as they get packed huge verity of weed . Good table service. Nice cafe

  • 3/5 Mr. S. 2 months ago on Google • 7 reviews New
    Atmosphere is nice inside. But it is very Over priced! and unfortanley the milk shakes were rubbish! Some of the staff looked like they didn't want to be their or they just hate tourist. Over all not bad but could be better

  • 4/5 AmeliaVH 6 months ago on Google • 5 reviews
    Not my first visit to Amsterdam, this year we chose specifically to stay near this coffee shop as it definitely has the best atmosphere we have found. Mostly very friendly staff, good hot chocolate too. Only downside… Toilets could be cleaner!

  • 5/5 Craig E. 1 year ago on Google
    By far the best CoffeeShop I've been to in Amsterdam. The staff were nice and friendly, the mood was so chill. Great place for first timers too

  • 5/5 Daniel fon R. 2 months ago on Google • 4 reviews New
    Love the vibes I get every time I visit. I get a buzz just standing there waiting to order 😁. The staff are chill and friendly and the menu is reasonably priced. I highly recommend it.

  • 5/5 Mariella-ella 2 years ago on Google
    This place is lit. One of the best coffeeshops I’ve been to in Amsterdam. Playing awesome techno music 😎 keep up the good vibes xxx

  • 5/5 Dominik G. 2 years ago on Google
    Great atmosphere, prices are arround the same as everywhere else. Big variety of products. It is also possible to sit and smoke inside.

  • 5/5 Shawn G. 4 months ago on Google
    Really nice spot. Alway been one of my favorites in Amsterdam. Sometimes you get some odd uncomfortable characters but overall nice place. Really upset they don't sell the t-shirts anymore.

  • 1/5 Gareth F. 4 months ago on Google
    I was so high but the milkshake I had here was still somehow the worst thing I ever drank. Serving tap water with some sugar mixed in would have been superior. Cool vibes though.

  • 4/5 Daniel D. 5 months ago on Google
    Friendly staff, stayed for an hour or so and moved on but was decent with good music, decent beer.

  • 5/5 Abdul Al Razaq Chamma (. 8 months ago on Google
    I had a great time at Smokey Coffeeshop in Amsterdam. The place offers a welcoming and comfortable atmosphere, making it a perfect spot to relax and enjoy a distinctive cup of coffee. The staff was friendly and accommodating, providing excellent service. I enjoyed the delicious coffee and the renowned cannabis experience in Amsterdam. The decor in the place is inspiring and unique, adding a special touch to the overall experience. I had a wonderful time there and look forward to visiting again in the future. If you're looking for a fantastic experience in Amsterdam, I recommend visiting Smokey Coffeeshop. It's a great place to enjoy coffee and have an enjoyable and distinctive local cultural experience.

  • 5/5 Harry B. 7 months ago on Google
    Amazing atmosphere and even better flower. Slightly more expensive than other shops but the quality of bud is far superior (in my opinion). Prefect place for a casual smoke or trying something crazy (drip stick, noon rocks etc) Staff were very relaxed and pleasant during my visit, milkshakes are a must try. Would definitely go back

  • 4/5 Levente G. 5 months ago on Google
    Small place with good music and drinks. Little stinky when you get in, but its okay. Toilets are clean. Atmosphere fine. Friendly people in the place. Closed at 3.

  • 4/5 Jacek A. 1 year ago on Google
    Smells incredible, nice menu and great choices. The staff mixed, one day was friendly the other not so much. But very helpful.

  • 4/5 Samo Hades American pitbull terrier H. 1 year ago on Google
    The place is beautiful and wonderful, there are many tourists

  • 1/5 Louis D. 11 months ago on Google
    Terrible coffeeshop. We were kicked out with my friends because we hadn't ordered enough drinks, although my friends had bought a considerable amount of drugs from the shop (probably worth hundreds of euros). The waiter was very rude, contemptuous and very unprofessional. He was certainly high on drugs himself. The decoration is shabby, the furniture is old and grimy. A very inhospitable place !

  • 1/5 Dmytro N. 1 year ago on Google
    You can stay here only if you buy anything from a bar (Not related to 🌿). Staff is rude: if you say that you don’t like anything and they ask security to throw you away. Music is like on a techno rave, not suitable for relaxing at all. The worst experience for me…

  • 4/5 Mr O. 1 year ago on Google
    My first ever coffeeshop. Rated somewhere in the middle top of Amsterdam Coffeeshops rated. Bring back the pool tables!!! One of the more pricier coffeeshops.

  • 5/5 Marcin M. 2 years ago on Google
    I was a bit sceptical of this place at the beginning because of the location. But surprisingly music was nice (some boiler room stuff or awakenings) and their Buddha Cheese won the day!

  • 4/5 Jochem de M. 2 years ago on Google
    Very busy, but has a cozy atmosphere and the people are willing to help. Toilets have an entrance fee, otherwise it'd be a 5 star place.

  • 5/5 stacey h. 2 years ago on Google
    Jessi at the door was so nice .great place great vibe love sitting outside watching the world go by 😍

  • 5/5 Ashirvadh R. 1 year ago on Google
    Products are of mediocre quality and the coffeeshop is usually not so ventilated. Vibe is decent but very dark and old atmosphere.

  • 5/5 ronnie m. 1 year ago on Google
    Great place for a nice coffee and meeting up with friends for a smoke. I am visiting and felt right at home. It's worth checking out


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Amenities


  • Payments
    • ✓️ Debit cards
    • ✓️ Credit cards
    • ✓️ NFC mobile payments
  • Accessibility
    • ✓️ Wheelchair accessible entrance
    • ✗ Wheelchair accessible parking lot
  • Service options
    • ✗ Delivery
    • ✓️ In-store shopping

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