- I bought tickets online, naturally I had to fill in my name, and age, but I also had to add in my instagram handle which is quite weird. - Security was not problematic, and actually friendly. We showed our tickets, they did a quick search. We arrived at around 11pm and stayed until 4am, club was mostly empty at 11 but got fuller and fuller at midnight/past midnight. - We had to pay to for coat check in, 2 euro per coat. - They do not serve cocktails, best they can do is mixes, like rum and coke. The rum and coke was eur 14 which can be a little on the pricey side but for Amsterdam it was averagely priced. It made more sense to just buy a bottle. - They have multiple table set ups, some for eur 250 I think and other smaller ones that you can get if you show up early enough and buy a bottle. Weirdly they said even if you buy shisha you are not guaranteed a table and might have to take it standing lol. A bottle gets you a table, especially if there is availability. - Music was okay. Could have been better. The DJ started off great but then as soon as the song gets to the best bit, he would quickly move on to the next song. And songs were repeated a lot. Also they kept saying "amapiano" but played like 2 amapiano songs. There was an MC, now he was amazing. - You have to pay to use the bathroom, eur 1. Cash no card. But you can "buy" coins at the bar with your card for this. The Bartender was amazing, friendly, and fast. - Club is also tiny. From where I was sitting I could see from end to end - It was very packed later in the night, good crowd, good vibes. - I could smoke my vape indoors which was pretty cool. I had a good time.

I wish I could give Club Noir more stars. This is the place to be in Amsterdam! Great music, people and vibe. The manager was very friendly and accomodating unlike some other places. Music was fire all night, my friend and I were there for 3 days and went there every night that's how good it was. If I ever go back to Amsterdam, that's the only place I will gladly spend my $.

Security is odd at times. Making it difficult to enter for the odd person. Wardrobe to place bag and coat. Place itself had a smoking section but in overall it's small and packed quickly. Higher prices for drinks than other places. Can't recommend it because of that. Music is nice and afrobeat focused. MC is a good hype men. Atmosphere is laid back

Club Noir is thee perfect Afrobeats club with music and vibes for anyone searching for them. I even came to the club by myself and was pleasantly surprised by how much fun I had and how well the club treated me. If you’re in town, Club Noir HAS TO be on your iteanrry for the perfect night out. The DJ was also amazing!

Amazing afrobeats music. Good selection of sissa. Nice vibe. The only thing you need to leave the jacket in the cloackroom even if its cold

Its a nice come. I will come there again. The guy with the bucket hat is amazing. Great promoter!!!!! Lovely dj!! Big ups to everyone we will meet again soon in the summer !

Hands down the best Afro beat club in Netherlands,( Amsterdam) . The customer service is impeccable. The vibe is unmatched, .you go from Afro beat to amanpiano to dancehall all night. The music , the energy in the club is totally unmatched, Club is open from Monday to Sunday definitely will make you want more . A large selection of drinks , with the right bartender also they have HOOKAH . There’s enough space to dance , just enjoy the music on your corner if you don’t feel like dancing . The DJ match the vibe all night long . A safe space to be yourself judgement free . The GM will literally cater to all your need , while you there . The crowd is really diverse , so you won’t feel any type of way . The security process is brief and straight to the point . I recommend this establishment for a good night out in Amsterdam . Cheers 🥂

Went here on a Sunday night after the restrictions had been eased and they showed us the best night of our lives. Unreal spot.

Very good place early in the evening we smoke relaxed sisha later in the night people start to come and the party start, well our group had a very good time there and every time we will be in Amsterdam it’s our favorite club. Thanks to the staff for the good night

Always a vibe! Good music and fun people, must visit! You haven’t been in Amsterdam if you didn’t visit club noir

Nice club very busy when i came for the first time, but i still loved it. They play African and American music which makes it enjoyable!!

0 stars would have been a better rating 40$ entrance to get into a shoe box overcrowded with disrespectful waitress who literally yell at you if you seat down on their sofa. dj all over the place.NEVER again

It’s a chill place, good service and the music is a vibeeee I recommend 100%

Great club with great music! Michail had great service and made sure we had everything we needed! We even returned twice and both times he treated us like family. Hands down the best club for afrobeats and amapiano. I will be back whenever in AMS!

Do NOT go here! 35€ for one sisha, 1€ for the toilette, they’re ripping you off!

We went there for the FLOW FACTORY x I L❤VE REGGAETON: Halloween Edition We expected to listen at reggaeton music, instead it was 90% disco music from '90s, 2000s and some spanish rap. No Nicky Jam, no Daddy Yankee etc. The local is also very small and expensive compared to the others. Very bad experience.

Bad music, bad services, 250€ for the worst table i ever seen, shisha donc smoke as they have to smoke. Do not go in this bad place, you will be really sad and furious!

The people in the club are generally nice, that part I really liked. The bar service can be quite slow and they charge you to use the bathroom— after you’ve paid to enter the place. Very scam-like concept. It gets crazy full (small venue) to the point where you can’t do that much dancing really, best you can do is maybe bob your head. The drinks are expensive, too expensive.

Good pleac Nice muzik and good service

My husband and I purchased two tickets for Club Noir from Amsterdam Nightlife for €60 each. Even though our tickets say the club is open til 4:00, and to be inside before 00:00, we were told at the door to pay an extra €40 each, or to get out by midnight (seems silly for a New Year’s party). €350 to buy a tiny table. No countdown to the New Year. Were promised champagne at midnight… waited around half an hour and that didn’t happen, so we left feeling disappointed, hustled, and ripped off by the whole experience.

Awful place. Avoid at all cost. They lie about the music they play. Rude and greedy staff.

The best place , wonderful music, i Will be back , thanks for your set guys

Good place to hang out for Afro music. However quite unfortunate that I have to buy beer or drinks then ofcos u expect one to want to pee before adding more beer or wine whatever it may be.. but charging me to pee .. it’s my first time to see this in all happening places I have been too.. okay this looked funny . Drink be charged to pee .. it’s looks to be a police fine for peeing in a public place

Nice club, good music and service.

I love coming here and the place is nice

The staff are very welcoming, helpful, and organized. The official Afrobeat club in Amsterdam.

Excellent Dj Excellent music Deni Sherrif PERFECT event planner!!! If you’re a real afrobeat lover, I recommend this club

Had a great time the DJ and the staff were lovely

Great place with great music. Shame we left earlier. Closes at 3.

NEW vibes CLUB NOIR summer EDITION

Amazing place, we had so much fun! The owner spoiled us with really nice drinks

Perfect Club to dance whole night or chill with the water pipe Afro Latin vibes

(Translated by Google) Best shisha ever really delicious good crockery (Original) Beste shisha ooit echt heerlijk goede servies

(Translated by Google) Cozy place to have and top night. Top staff who do everything so that you have a nice evening, great that you can listen to live music and smoke sisha with your friends. (Original) Gezellig plek om en top avond te hebben .top personeel die er alles aan doen zo dat je en gezellig avond hebt , geweldig dat je na live muziek kan luisteren en sisha kan roken met je vrienden .

(Translated by Google) Cozy tent and a lot more fire there, there are artists too so be There Call this people for table💥💥💥💥 (Original) Gezellig tent en veel meer vuur daar er komen ook artiesten ook dus be There Call this people for table💥💥💥💥

(Translated by Google) I like nice and gzeleg club (Original) Ik vindt mooi en gzeleg club

Drinks are overpriced. DJs repeated songs more than twice. Asked staff 3 times to move us out from under the aircon. Not helped. Decided to leave.

(Translated by Google) what an unprofessional people man man man..the site is open for 7 hours, we drive all the way from almere and then wait an hour! Was still not open after 8 am! And if you call the number, the owner always tells you that he will be there in 10 minutes, and that for an hour! Gatverdamme me time here never wasted again! (Original) wat een onprofessionele mensen man man man..op de site staat 7uur open, wij helemaal uit almere rijden om vervolgens een uur te wachten! Was na 8u nog steeds niet geopend! En als je belt naar het nummer verteld de eigenaar je steeds dat hij er over 10 minuten is, en dat een uur lang! Gatverdamme me tijd hier verspeeld nooit meer!

(Translated by Google) Super cozy club, nice and helpful staff. You feel safe, experienced porters and toilets always clean and reasonable prices. For a night out you can certainly go here, highly recommended! (Original) Super gezellige club, aardig en behulpzaam personeel. Je voelt je er veilig, ervaren portiers en toiletten altijd schoon en schappelijke prijzen. Voor een avondje uit kan je zeker hier terecht echt een aanrader !

(Translated by Google) Worst ball tent I've ever been! Extremely expensive! Music too loud! Shisha did not smoke well and I left my drinking too! Furthermore, as a guest you also have to pay 1 euro for a dirty toilet! If you want to go out disappointed, you should definitely come here! Incidentally, they do not adhere to the Corona measures! Bad ending to my night in Amsterdam! Very sorry! (Original) Ergste ballentent waar ik ooit geweest ben! Extreem duur! Muziek te luid! Shisha rookte niet goed en mijn drinken heb ik ook laten staan! Verder moet je als gast ook nog 1 euro voor een vieze toilet betalen! Als je teleurgesteld de deur uit wilt moet je zeker hierheen! Overigens houden ze zich ook niet aan de Corona maatregelen! Slechte afsluiter van mijn nachtje Amsterdam! Heel jammer!

Had an African music night and barely let any African people in. Very confused but I also paid for a table and still didn’t get access to it. The guards were also the bully type when they didn’t need to be. Poor

Great!!!!!

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I can't really rate the place as the security didn't even let one of my friends in. At first they said its full. We showed them we had tickets. Then they said we can't go inside with the Amsterdam Nightlife ticket even though we got Noir as an Extra and showed it to them. Then they wanted to search us thoroughly even though they let the Dutch people in front of us with no problem. Then came the problems. From nowhere, they called one of my friends drunk and wouldn't let him in ( keep in mind, we drank NOTHING till that time ). After we said he was not drunk, they started talking in a different language saying stuff about "Romanian, Bulgarian" people, got super angry at us and used the excuse that there is dresscode and he couldn't get in ( we were 4 guys with jeans and shirts but only he couldn't get in for the same clothes ). They were trying to come up with reasons to not let us through.

Nice place and good serviceee

(Translated by Google) Sharp (Original) Nitido

(Translated by Google) Club Noir the best Club in Amsterdam 👌 Good service 👌👌👌 Friendly, friendly staff Top friendly owners 👌👌👌👌 💯💯💯 top fun Club 😍😍😍😍 (Original) Club Noir de best Club in Amsterdam 👌 Goeie service 👌👌👌 Vriendelijk gezellig personeel 👌👌👌 Top vriendelijk eigenaars 👌👌👌👌 💯💯💯 top gezellig Club 😍😍😍😍

Was so disappointed with how small and tight the space is. The drinks are so expensive for a place with such low standard. Had to leave after having just one bottle of beer

(Translated by Google) I love this place (Original) Me encanta este lugar

(Translated by Google) Good place to have a good time with friends and family. Antecion first. (Original) Buen lugar para pasarla bien entre amigos y familia. Antecion de primera.

(Translated by Google) The best Latin club in amsterdam a unique atmosphere. (Original) El mejor club latino de amsterdam un ambiente unico.

(Translated by Google) Top club was very nice yesterday 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 (Original) Top club was erg gezellig gisteren 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

(Translated by Google) Really extremely expensive (Original) Echt extreem duur

Listed as open on both Google and their official website. Not actually open though. Please keep your opening hours up to date.

very nice, nice atmosphere. we got nice clubing night out here. bottle price is reasonable.

As a Nigerian that just relocated to Amsterdam, it was good to find a club with the Nigerian vibes in Amsterdam but the security and customer service is so poor. A customer raised a complaint and without confirmation or due diligence, they called me out, only to find out that I wasn’t the person being complained about. No due diligence and no proper apology was given, like you just embarrassed me and you just expect me to understand? I left immediately with my wife who felt bad about everything too and we would never return and wouldn’t recommend such place to anyone. You do not offend one customer to please other customers.

Amazing customer service, great afro music. Would recommend to anyone looking for a good night out!

Perfect atmosphere, the dj was lit and the staff very friendly. Highly recommended!

Good music and friendly service I will definitely back and recommend