(Translated by Google) I had a nice evening until I sat down on my neck. Because of this I got a laser in my bakkes and now I am blind in an eye, I now also have no money for an operation because I am completely blue on your drinks. The good thing is that I managed to get hold of a shirt after pruning someone on his zn, so thanks for the nice evening (Original) Ik had een leuke avond totdat ik op de nek van mn maat ging zitten. Hierdoor kreeg ik een laser in mn bakkes en nu ben ik blind in een oog, ik heb nu ook geen geld meer voor een operatie want ik heb me helemaal blauw aan jullie drankjes. Het positieve is wel dat ik wist een shirtje te bemachtingen nadat ik iemand op zn giechel had gesnoeid, aldus bedankt voor de leuke avond

My friends and I participated in one of the Pool Parties organized by the club on Saturday afternoon from 4 p.m. to 8 p.m. We were the only French people during the pool party which was attended only by Dutch people. One of my friends was hit by one of the participants in the pool (punching) which resulted in her being hospitalized and suffering a sprained jaw. And another friend of mine got hit in the bathroom by the boys. She ended up bleeding with skin torn off. There were around 200 to 300 people at this pool party. However, apart from the organizer in charge of scanning the tickets at the entrance, no member of security was present. We got kicked out of this place when one of my friends lost consciousness. When the police wanted to find the people who had harmed my friends, the organizer indicated that absolutely nothing had happened. And these same people also had the right to stay in the pool party. Disgusting behavior, THIS POOL PARTY SHOULD BE CLOSED FOR NOT ASSISTING ANYONE IN DANGER. I find it completely shameful, whether it's the pool party or the club. This place should be avoided!!!!!!

On one faithful Friday night me and my companions were adventuring down the strip and came upon a Club called “club heaven”. Their promoter came to us with much bravado telling us in detail how astonishing of an experience we well have. When it came to the matter of coin the promoter said the entry fee was 15 eur but I am no nincompoop and this information was false and the real exchange price was 10 eur. After paying I enter a wide room with not soul in sight, my hopes were replaced by fetid emptiness. Then I realised I was bamboozled. Over all just another nightclub trying vampirizad hopeful tourist wallets. Yours truly

Went into the club around 3:30am and we were the only people there after paying €10. You do get a free drink but it was empty, I say it gets busy after 4am because all the bars on the strip close at that time. I will definitely go back again but at a later time!!

Worst club in Albufeira! Don't be fooled by the promotors as it is not worth the price. After a few minutes in the club, I was pushed onto the floor and got deep cuts on my leg. Although the staff inside were fairly helpful, there were not equipped with any first aid (plasters etc.) for me. Also, you had to pay 50c to use the toilets. Absolute scam, the door staff were rude and I don't understand why they sell glass bottles (there was glass all over the floor) and in the enclosed space the smell of cigarette smoke can be overpowering. Would not recommend and would give 0 stars if possible.

Horrible club!! Security guards draging people around the floor an pressing them down just for fun. This guys are not here for safety, do not go to this club!!

(Translated by Google) What a terrible tent. An innocent friend of mine was taken back with me and was beaten up by a member of the club with the door locked. Three blows in his face. After a week he still suffered from his jaw and that while he was INNOCENT. He was upset so I tried to tell his story to other (apparently Dutch) employees and guards and they did not take me seriously and could not leave their hands at home. What made me even more angry. Once outside I talked to a girl who had been pushed to the ground by the guards and had left bruises on them. The guards are heavily raised and aggressive. They just want to smash people and see that as their only task. The whole club is run by untrustworthy rigs. Are you in Albufeira, stay away from this club because it is really hell. (Original) Wat een vreselijke tent. Een onschuldige vriend van mij werd mee naar achter genomen en is daar door een medewerker van de club in elkaar geslagen met de deur op slot. Drie klappen in zijn gezicht. Na een week heeft hij nog steeds last van zijn kaak en dat terwijl hij ONSCHULDIG was. Hij was van streek dus ik probeerde zijn verhaal te doen bij andere (blijkbaar Nederlandse) medewerkers en bewakers en zij namen mij totaal NIET serieus en konden hun handen niet thuis laten. Wat mij nog bozer maakte. Eenmaal buiten heb ik met een meid staan praten die op de grond was geduwd door de bewakers en daar blauwe plekken aan had overgehouden. De bewakers zijn zwaar opgefokt en agressief. Ze willen gewoon mensen kapot slaan en zien dat als hun enige taak. De hele club wordt gerunt door onbetrouwbaar tuig. Ben je in Albufeira, blijf dan uit de buurt van deze club want het is echt de hel.

I wish I could give 0 stars. My friends and I went to this club and payed the 10 euros for entrance, and we received vouchers to buy drinks at the bar for that price. As soon as we came in we went to the bar, only to find that the bartender would not accept our vouchers. Shortly after, one of my friends was pushed by someone and fell on the floor, and was then escorted out (rather aggressively) by the bouncer. When we tried to reason with him he was incredibly rude, and falsely accused my friend of throwing up inside the club (which did not AT ALL happen). Also, I later discovered they did not give me back all of the change they owed me for my entrance ticket. Overall, we were treated very poorly during the 5 minutes we were in that club. Biggest waste of money on a night out in my entire life, especially because it wasn't even a good club.

It was the worst club i‘ve ever been!! We are two girls and after 10min they pushed us out of the club violently without a reason! My friend has a really bad injury. NEVER GO THERE!!!!!

(Translated by Google) Difficult expensive, you pay 10 eu for admission you still have to pay for toilet I mean, I honestly say that you did get in. Had actually wanted to give 0 stars but I did grab a chick so 1 star (Original) Moeilijk duur, betaal je 10 eu voor entree moet je nog betalen voor wc ik bedoel zeg je eerlijk da's wel get. Had eigenlijk 0 sterren willen geven maar heb wel chick gepakt dus 1 ster

We are two girls and the security hit us often and they pushed us VERY aggressive out of the club! We were in the club only for 15 minutes and i told a guy he should stop to dance at me and then the security guy pushed us out. He hurt us badly. It was the hell! Don‘t go in there. Zero stars!!!

One star because I can’t give zero. Club was horrible, went there to see an artist but he wasn’t planned until 3:30 am. Arrived at 1:30 am to a horrible DJ that didn’t remotely had the same vibe as the promised acts. Besides that disappointment we payed 7 euros a beer which was just a Heineken that wasn’t even cold. Also besides the ticket price, you need to pay for the toilet. When we wanted to go outside for a bit we saw a sign by the exit that said no re-entering. We asked the bouncer why that wasn’t said somewhere else and he just laughed at our faces. Lots of people smoking inside because you can’t get out again, nobody is doing anything against that. Health and fire hazard. Don’t come here, it’s a scam and they all know it.

(Translated by Google) Really a cool tent, first you pay a fortune to the drink and then luckily there are a huge number of girls, which ensures that even the ugliest jerk of your group will catch a fish. And don't be afraid not to raise your dick because when you are monitoring the club you can just get your usual pills (such as Viagra and GHB). Really recommended (Original) Echt een gave tent, eerst betaal je een godsvermogen aan de drank en daarna zijn er gelukkig wel enorm veel meiden wat er voor zorgt dat zelfs de lelijkste mafketel uit je groep een vis aan de haak zal slaan. En weet niet bang om je lul niet omhoog te krijgen want bij de bewaking van de club kan je gewoon je gebruikelijke pillen halen( zoals Viagra en GHB). Echt een aanrader

(Translated by Google) Fraudsters club heaven, don't go to this club and don't go VIP at all. You pay the main price and then you are not even allowed in after your bottle. Furthermore, staff is unfriendly and they play roosters. You better go to club vida where they treat you like a VIP. For the rest it is way too busy and artists only come for 15 minutes. (Original) Oplichters club heaven , niet naar deze club gaan en helemaal niet vip gegaan . Je betaalt de hoofdprijs en vervolgens mag je na je fles niet eens meer naar binnen. Verder is personeel onvriendelijk en spelen ze haantjes. Je kan beter naar club vida gaan waar ze je wel als een vip behandelen. Voor de rest is het veels te druk en komen artiesten maar een kwartier.

Spent €10 entry. Drinks are over priced. Dj was decent but nobody dancing. People were smoking on the dance floor and there were no bouncers stopping them. Came home with a smell of smoke in my clothes and hair. Had to avoid getting stubbed with a cigarette too. €10 extra to go to the up stairs for "extra space" which was just a balcony overlooking the dance floor so you could watch people standing and smoking on the dance floor instead of actually dancing and enjoying themselves. Would give it 0 stars if I could

(Translated by Google) We had bought a ticket in advance with a guarantee for a place inside. When we got there at 3:10 AM we heard that the ticket was only valid until 3:00 AM, which we had absolutely not been told before. We just weren't allowed in anymore. (Original) We hadden van te voren een kaartje gekocht met garantie op een plek binnen. Toen we daar om 03:10 aankwamen hoorden we dat het kaartje maar tot 03:00 geldig was, wat ons eerder absoluut niet verteld was. We mochten gewoon niet meer naar binnen.

Nice sausage party

Crazy place !! Dirty and music horribly crazy more than dubstep, even if I love partying I didn’t enjoy. Maybe it was the wrong night for us

These crooks charge to use the toilets. Toilets were in dire state. You wouldn’t get this in Gweedor. Also McPoyle didn’t get his milk.

(Translated by Google) Lukewarm lager (Original) Lauwe pils

A bad place!! Dont come here, heavy overpriced! Its a scam, very bad service

(Translated by Google) good music, only kindergarten not too economical (Original) goeie muziek, alleen kleuter clubje niet te zuinig

Entry is 15 euros. Beer, baco and Jagerbomb 5 euros. Dancefloor is really crowded. VIP tables above dancefloor are 10 euros for the whole night. Toilet is 50 cents. Outside area has a pool, food which I didnt buy and a lounge. Public is really young and music was a lot from the Netherlands. Also a lot of Dutch entertainers. Might be because there was a GoGo theme night for dutch youth. Very nice club if you like dancing, drinking and flirting.

Club heaven is lit.

In the pre-season this is the worst club of albufeira

(Translated by Google) Busy fun. Just alternate places. Not too much hunting .. girls will come when they see that it just makes sense to you. (Original) Druk maar leuk. Gewoon beetje afwisselen van plekken. Niet te veel jagen.. meiden komen vanzelf wel als ze zien dat net het na je zin heb.

(Translated by Google) One of the most popular clubs in Albufeira that you have to visit anyway. Many well-known Dutch artists in the line-up such as Broederliefde and StukTV. On the downside, drinks are very expensive, and it is terribly hot inside. Age control at the entrance: No. (Original) Een van de populairste clubs in Albufeira waar je sowieso geweest moet zijn. Veel bekende Nederlandse artiesten in de line-up zoals Broederliefde en StukTV. Nadeel is dat drankjes erg duur zijn, en het binnen verschrikkelijk warm is. Leeftijdcontrole bij de ingang: Nee

(Translated by Google) Popular club in Albufeira. Many Dutch people and good DJs (Original) Populaire club in Albufeira. Veel gezellige Nederlanders en goede DJ’s

(Translated by Google) Very bad site. 15 euros entry and without warning that it was without a drink. We entered and asked for 10 euros for cups in ridiculously sized plastic cup. As if that were not enough with those prices you also have to pay 50 cents to go to the bathroom. Local waste with its own temperature of the Antarctica and from which you cannot re-enter if you leave. Do not enter here, better take a flask and stay in the other sidosos pubs of albufeira (Original) Sitio muy malo. 15 euros entrada y sin avisar que era sin copa. Entramos y nos piden 10 euros por copas en vaso de plastico de ridiculo tamaño. Por si fuera poco con esos precios tambien tienes que pagar 50 centimos por ir al baño. Basura de local con temperatura propia de la antartida y del que no puedes volver a entrar si sales. No entreis aqui, mejor coge una petaca y quedate en los demas pubs sidosos de albufeira

Great place, different music, interesting DJs. Cheap and fun. Lots of smoke machines too

(Translated by Google) worst club of albufeira. (Original) pire club d'albufeira.

To loud, to expensive and unfriendly personnel. 10e entry and two Heineken of 5e each makes a an average of 10euro a beer. That's by far not worthy

(Translated by Google) Very bad. They charged us € 15 per person thinking that it included a drink and it turns out that no, you had to pay € 10 more for a glass in a plastic dwarf glass. In addition they charged you 50 cents in the door of the bathroom to be able to enter, ridiculous. Repetitive music very bad, like the environment. (Original) Muy malo. Nos cobraron 15€ por persona pensando que incluía consumición y resulta que no, había que pagar 10€ más para una copa en un vaso enano de plástico. Además te cobraban 50 céntimos en la puerta del baño para poder entrar, ridículo. Música repetitiva muy mala, al igual que el ambiente.

Go away A fuir End of the night they have a technic after you spent all your money. They call the security saying you didnt pay your drinks, you pay thinking you will stay in the club And then they will kick you out without any explanation Worst club in Albufeira, security is violent once you paid for this fraud

(Translated by Google) Depositors! Very story with yes with a VIP band you can go in and out all evening. Good joke because that is only possible from 2 to 3, and then you can nicely buy another ticket! Nice not done because that is not it !! You better go to old town. (Original) Afzetters! Heel verhaal met ja met een vip bandje kan je de hele avond naar binnen en naar buiten. Goeie grap want dat kan alleen van 2 tot 3, en vervolgens mag je mooi nog een kaartje kopen! Mooi niet gedaan want dat is het niet waart!! Je kan beter naar old town gaan.

Techno hour has 0 techno numbers

(Translated by Google) Hearing damage has occurred, in addition, the beer is always lukewarm. The club is too crowded so you have no space. Live artists are lache. (Original) Gehoorschade opgelopen, daarnaast is het bier altijd lauw. Ook is de club veel te vol waardoor je geen ruimte hebt. Liveartiesten zijn wel lache.

It’s a scam for turist. You pay 10 euro to enter and there is no cocktail inside. You pay 4 euro for half shot and you pay also for the bathroom. They stole money from turists. Unrespectful

Queues were a mess, bouncers were fighting people at the door

There is literally nothing good I can say about this place Music is ok I guess

We waited in the queue for more than 20 min and they literally looked at us and said that we can't go inside

(Translated by Google) A lot of small Dutch traveling with friends during high school. Above all go with the vip and want to invite you to see if you fall :)) because they do not think they are ready or na. It is not worth it, it is only valid for the after because it is one of the few places that it has, for the rest you can pass by, all kids and without more, besides expensive. (Original) Mucho holandés pequeño de viaje con amigos durante el instituto. Encima van todos con el vip y te quieren invitar a ver si caes :)) pues no se creen listos ni na. No merece la pena, solo vale para el after porque es uno de los pocos sitios que tiene, por el resto puedes pasar de largo, todo críos y sin más, además de caro.

Great club and the best dj's!

Great club, we loved this place!

(Translated by Google) 15 Euro admission on a Friday, club totally empty and when you leave you can not go in, bouncer arrogant and just nothing going on there .. make a big turn around the club (Original) 15 Euro Eintritt an einem Freitag, Club total leer und wenn du gehst darfst du nicht mehr rein, Türsteher arrogant und einfach nichts los da..macht einen grossen Bogen um den Club

(Translated by Google) Too expensive, too busy and too hot (Original) Te duur, te druk en te warm

(Translated by Google) I'm not a paragon. (Original) Eu não sou parola.

(Translated by Google) Fraudsters. Purchased a ticket and did not report that it was not allowed to enter after 3 hours. 15 euros lost. (Original) Oplichters. Kaartje gekocht en niet gemeld dat er na 3 uur niet meer naar binnen mocht. 15 euro kwijt.

(Translated by Google) Building a party with around 30's next to the entrance, because we were not allowed in anyway. (Original) Met zn 30'en naast de ingang een feestje gebouwt, want we mochten toch maar niet naar binnen.

(Translated by Google) This club is a real masquerade, it smells bad, it's disgusting and especially the music broadcast is only known by Dutch (Original) Ce club est une vrai mascarade, ça sent mauvais , c'est répugnant et surtout la musique diffusé est seulement connu par des néerlandais

(Translated by Google) Disco where you can have a good party until dawn. Modern and good music. (Original) Discoteca donde pegarte una buena party hasta el amanecer. Moderno y buena música.

(Translated by Google) When the DJ is playing it is the best night out you can imagine. However, this is not a guarantee. Sometimes he turns downright bolt, aka r & b shizzle instead of hard beech plates, which everyone clearly wants. (Original) Als de dj lekker draait is het de beste avond uit die je kunt voorstellen. Echter, dit is geen garantie. Soms draait hij ronduit bout, aka r&b shizzle ipv keiharde beukplaten wat iedereen duidelijk wil.

(Translated by Google) Very cool (Original) Muito cool

(Translated by Google) Neutral notice, electronic music and most people are English and pay 50 cents (Original) Avis neutre, musique électronique et la plus part des gens sont anglais et toilette payante 50 centimes

(Translated by Google) Nasty bartenders, too high on themselves and poor service (Original) Frekke bartendere, for høy på seg selv og dårlig service

(Translated by Google) One of the alternatives to bars after 4pm (Original) Uma das alternativas ao bares fechados depois das 4h

To be honest had a very fun night but paying 50 cents for the toilet after 15 euro entree that's just cheap of them. They promote that if you stay till 7 you get a t-shirt and they, I quote, "have a lot of f*cking t-shirts". But for the 70-80 people inside there were 25-30 shorts or so. Walked away with an empty wallet and not even drunk and no shirt.

We booked tickets for their pool party last weekend. Unfortunately our flight were cancelled due to a strike several days before we left. The organization was immediately informed but wasn’t bothered to find any settlement or solution. They simply stopped answering after saying not possible to refund. What an extremely poor effort in supporting this. Absolutely no good feeling about the club or the organization of thieves running it. I’m sure they understood well they had no entitlement to the money we paid. But the damage is done and i’ll never recommend this place to anyone.. (luckily we had a few other activities booked with other organizations that were kind enough to help us - happy to bring club heaven in touch with them so they can educate themselves on their ethical standars going forward)

Went with my grandad as his last make a wish because he’s going through chemo ( he didn’t make it ) the bouncers thought he was a homeless man so they took him to the beach and got him on a boat and stuck weights on his legs and threw him off the ship. Drinks were alright though

Paid 20 euro to get a fast track band into the place and had to wait until 3am to go in because they was no one there for 2 hours. Then was told that a vodka and coke costs €12.50. You also have to pay to use the toilets which are some of the most disgusting toilets I've ever seen. Would not recommend

Way too pushy security. Making issues issues of non-issues. Aggressive biased. We were leaving the beach bar after taking some time to put on our socks and got literally pushed out. Security is on a ego trip and not reasonable. Nice place but "security" is rubbish. Avoid at all cost

Charges to use toilets like tf is that expensive as well to just get in, smirnoff ice was €6 Nah tbf was actually decent and very lively just expensive and toilets cost money which is poor from them

Scam, don't put a single euro into this place!! These people are thieves!!