1/5 Steve T. 10 months ago on Google • 174 reviews
Another
reviewer
has
pointed
out
that
this
isn’t
actually
a
hotel,
just
a
hostel
with
private
showers.
A
pretty
good
description,
though
personally
I’d
say
that
staying
at
Hotel
Amelie
is
more
like
staying
in
the
spare
room
of
someone
who
doesn’t
like
you.
You
are
in
a
kind
of
box
room,
with
a
bed
that
is
smaller
than
you.
You
will
be
woken
up
before
8am
by
an
amazing
crashing
of
bins
being
taken
out
and/or
put
back.
Breakfast
is
entirely
made
of
long-life
processed
food,
presumably
so
it
can
be
taken
away,
stored
and
put
back
the
next
day.
Not
very
appetising.
There
is
supposed
to
be
wi-fi.
It
will
not
work
in
your
room.
If
you
go
to
the
reception
area
it
will
work,
but
so
slowly
that
it
is
no
use
for
any
practical
purpose
in
the
21st
century.
I
don’t
understand
how
it
is
even
possible
to
have
an
internet
connection
that
works
at
300kbps/s
(dial-up
modem
speed)
in
2023,
but
here
it
is.
If
you
explain
your
predicament,
the
staff
will
reveal
that
they
have
another
network
that
works
perfectly
well,
but
of
course
not
in
your
room.
So
a
bit
useless
if
you’re
working
while
you’re
here,
as
the
“reception”
area
where
the
wi-fi
works
isn’t
open
a
lot
of
the
time.
If
this
was
a
hotel
you’d
be
able
to
get
a
coffee
pretty
much
any
time,
either
making
it
in
your
room
or
at
reception,
possibly
by
paying
for
it.
But
reception
is
closed
and
there’s
no
coffee
there
anyway,
and
you
have
no
facilities
in
your
room
(not
even
water
glasses),
so
forget
that.
Overall,
if
you’re
not
planning
to
sleep,
eat
breakfast,
work,
or
drink
coffee
while
you’re
in
Berlin,
it’s
fine.
But
otherwise
you’d
be
better
off
somewhere
else.
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