5/5 Charles de M. 1 year ago on Google • 7 reviews
I
was
recently
on
the
U
bahn
and
was
confronted
by
a
young
fellow
who
asked
me
for
a
cigarette,
I
replied
by
saying
I
don't
have
any
cigarettes
on
me
as
I
quit
several
years
ago
(job
related,
difficult
to
explain,
people
hunting
accident
back
in
2016)
the
gentleman
then
proceeded
to
make
a
scene
and
ask
me
for
money
or
"at
least
give
me
your
*tasteless
word
for
silly*
pocket
watch."
I
took
quite
the
amount
of
offense
to
this
as
I
consider
this
to
be
very
close
to
a
robbery
attempt
(in
public
no
less!).
So
with
my
shoulders
back
and
head
held
high,
I
proceeded
to
tuck
away
my
monocle
into
my
waste
coat
and
stated
"Look
here,
young
man.
If
You
choose
continue
this
aggressive
discord,
I
will
have
no
choice
but
to
defend
myself,
my
pocket
watch
and
my
honour."
This
young
chap,
(who
could
weigh
no
more
than
80kg)
then
proceeded
to
approach
me
and
forcefully
take
my
pocket
watch
from
my
person.
As
You
may
believe,
humble
review
reader,
I
had
none
of
this.
(I
had
my
honour
at
stake!)
So
in
response,
I
slightly
bent
my
knees,
grabbed
the
unfortunate
boy
by
the
ear
and
belt
buckle
and
proceeded
to
Push
press
him
over
my
head!
(Just
as
I
was
taught
by
the
lovely
Cadre
at
MINs
CrossFit)
I
held
the
chap
above
my
head
until
the
next
station
and
as
the
doors
opened,
with
great
force
and
haste,
I
jettisoned
the
boy
out
of
the
train.
The
surrounding
passengers
all
applauded
loudly
at
the
sight
of
what
unfolded
before
their
eyes
and
everyone
cheerfully
chanted
"MINS!
MINS!
MINS!"
I
will
continue
to
train
at
CrossFit
MINs
for
the
foreseeable
future.
Their
Staff,
Equipment
and
"In
Box
bar"
are
all
top
notch
and
of
five
star
quality.
I
would
like
to
personally
thank
Instructors;
Julian,
Ferris
and
Erik
for
their
warm
reception
and
humble
yet
intuitive
welcome
into
the
CrossFit
community.
CrossFit
Mins
-Trusted
by
young
Metro
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