4/5 Jonno R. 8 months ago on Google • 151 reviews
Hark!
Let
me
regale
thee
with
a
tale
of
Kelly's
Bar
and
Kitchen,
nestled
amidst
the
majestic
mountain
ranges,
a
place
of
quaint
charm
and
heartsome
revelry.
'Twas
a
delightful
establishment,
where
weary
travelers
and
jovial
locals
alike
sought
refuge
in
its
warm
embrace.
Upon
entry,
we
were
welcomed
by
the
crackling
hearth,
casting
its
comforting
glow
upon
the
timbered
walls.
The
ambiance,
verily,
was
akin
to
a
cozy
inn
of
yore,
inviting
all
to
share
in
mirth
and
camaraderie.
As
we
partook
in
the
victuals,
we
found
that
the
fare
offered
was
of
the
classic
pub
variety,
with
flavors
both
hearty
and
homely.
To
our
delight,
Kelly's
extended
its
hospitality
even
unto
chickens,
and
our
companion
from
Lilydale
found
much
favor
in
this
gesture.
The
quibble
lay
in
the
calamari,
for
it
was
overcooked,
lacking
the
tender
touch
of
a
gentle
fry.
Alas,
the
once
tender
cephalopod
had
turned
stern
and
rigid,
a
blight
upon
an
otherwise
pleasing
repast.
Yet,
a
silver
lining
appeared
when
the
beef
pie
graced
our
table.
It
bore
a
sumptuous
filling
of
rich
gravy,
pleasing
to
the
palate,
and
befitting
of
an
establishment
of
such
character.
Yet,
the
accompanying
mash
was
less
fortunate,
being
coarse
and
lumpy,
rather
than
the
creamy
indulgence
we
had
yearned
for.
Furthermore,
a
curious
matter
did
arise
when
we
inquired
about
the
promised
Jus,
for
none
was
to
be
found.
'Twas
a
perplexity,
as
the
staff
insisted
the
gravy
was
the
Jus.
Verily,
this
seemed
strange,
for
in
our
minds,
the
Jus
had
always
been
a
distinct
and
delectable
drizzle
to
complement
the
pie.
Alas,
this
was
not
the
case,
and
though
the
pie
was
grand,
we
mourned
the
absence
of
the
much-anticipated
Jus.
In
conclusion,
Kelly's
presented
itself
as
a
fine
establishment
with
a
welcoming
hearth,
splendid
charm,
and
classic
pub
fare
to
savor.
Its
benevolence
towards
chickens
was
praiseworthy,
and
the
beef
pie
held
great
merit,
despite
the
mash's
shortcomings.
Alas,
the
calamari
faltered,
and
the
enigmatic
absence
of
the
Jus
left
us
wistful
for
what
could
have
been.
Nonetheless,
we
depart
with
hearts
still
warm,
and
memories
of
the
mountainous
tavern,
tucked
away
in
rustic
splendor.
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