3/5 John T. 1 year ago on Google
Pretty
unspectacular,
to
me.
But
who
am
I?
Fair
disclosure:
I'm
a
baby
boomer
and
it
was
my
birthday;
I'm
also
a
pretty
good
cook
from
an
Italian
family.
So,
it
wasn't
worth
the
price
of
admission
to
me,
at
any
rate.
They've
been
serving
5
course
(Italian)
meals
since
1987,
but
I
don't
think
it's
Italians
serving
it
any
more.
(At
any
rate,
they
don't
prnounce
everything
quite
right.)
Gaining
admission
was
a
bit
of
a
trauma
drama:
took
7
emails
to
nail
down
an
undesirably
early
5:30pm
reservation.
I
thought
I
got
the
last
seat
in
the
house,
but
the
front
door
was
still
locked
at
5:25pm
and
the
restaurant
was
still
less
than
half
full
when
I
left.
These
people
only
work
3
days
a
week--Thu,
Fri,
&
Sat--and
you
can't
reach
them
directly
until
you
commit
to
an
unrefundable
$25/person
reservation
through
their
Tock
app.
Then
they
answer
your
emails,
even
if
not
the
phone.
I
guess
they
don't
want
their
4
days
off
disturbed
by
unserious
inquirers.
(By
the
way,
my
$75
credit
card
reservation
was
supposed
to
be
applied
to
my
bill,
but
that
didn't
happen,
so
I
have
to
reach
out
to
find
out:
yet
more
emails--the
trauma
drama
ain't
over).
What
about
dinner?
Well
let's
start
with
a
glass
of
white
before
ordering
a
bottle
of
red.
Hmmm.
That
looks
like
3
ounces,
possibly
4,
but
a
lot
less
than
6.
Elegant
maybe,
but
cheap.
Pretty
good
wine,
by
the
way,
but
not
good
enough
for
$15/glass--should
have
gone
for
a
half-bottle
instead.
Wine
list
of
reds
is
the
same
as
3
years
ago,
and
still
overpriced.
Maybe
better
to
bring
your
own
and
pay
them
the
$40
corkage
fee.
To
be
fair,
this
time
I
go
for
the
very
cheapest
one,
Aglianico
del
Vultue
for
$65,
and
it
satisfied.
Unlike
the
pork
chop,
which
was
just
overcrusted
in
an
unremarkable
dry
rub
of
dried
mediterranean
spices
(labled
"porchetta"--usual
verbal
hype
on
this
hand-written
menu
and
at
table-side
presentation).
Although
cooked
to
perfection,
first
cut
yields
a
quarter
inch
of
fat,
then
there's
the
bone,
but
I
don't
feel
shy
of
meat
because
I
don't
like
it
well
enough
to
finish
it.
I
don't
complain,
but
when
I'm
asked
why
I
didn't
finish
my
pork
chop
(why?),
I
say
why,
and
the
response
is
more
polite
than
apologetical.
(Whatever;
why
ask
why?)
But
I'm
not
hungry
because
the
antipasti
were
many
and
various.
Trouble
is,
I'm
not
going
to
be
impressed
by
potato
frittata,
because
I
make
it
and
it's
no
big
deal.
And
I'm
impressed
you
found
zucchini
blossoms
hereabouts,
but
not
impressed
with
what
you
did
with
them.
The
lamb
skewers
were
tasty,
if
too
citrusy,
and
the
bites
were
good
for
my
baby-boomer
controlled-portion
diet,but
maybe
not
for
the
young
or
the
young
at
heart.
Likewise,
those
4
bites
of
cheese
were
delicious,
but
maybe
don't
rise
to
the
description
of
a
"cheese
course"?
To
be
fair,
there
was
plenty
of
food
for
my
age
bracket.
But
how
about
for
you
at
$120/person?
(Not
including
the
pricey
wine
--
$75
"paired
wines"
option
[3
oz.
pours,
or
2
oz.?]
would
bring
you
to
$200/person.)
I'd
think
twice
about
that
price,
unless
you
don't
know
the
first
thing
about
cooking,
and
you
never
eat
5
course
dinners,
and
you
make
plenty
enough
money
to
pay
someone
else
who
knows
how
to
do
it
for
you.
Then
maybe
it's
an
experience
maybe
worth
it
to
you.
Just
not
to
me.
(But
who
am
I?
After
all,
the
two
cousins
buying
me
my
birthday
dinner
were
well
satisfied.)
I
do
think
the
homemade
breadsticks
are
pretty
spectacular.
(P.S.
Oh,
BTW:
dining
room
is
a
bit
soft-shoe,
so
don't
raise
your
voice.)
(P.P.S.
If
you
tell
them
it's
your
birthday,
you
get
a
candle
in
your
custard.)
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