1/5 Christian S. 5 months ago on Google
Today,
I
waltzed
into
the
store
on
a
mission
to
score
2
x
bristlenose
catfish,
hoping
to
give
them
a
posh
new
home.
As
I
gleefully
approached
the
checkout
with
my
aquatic
treasures
bagged,
I
found
myself
face-to-face
with
the
fierce
enforcer
of
fishy
law
–
the
pink-haired
staff
member
who
clearly
moonlights
as
the
fish
police.
With
a
twinkle
in
my
eye
and
a
heart
full
of
fishy
dreams,
I
pleaded
my
case
to
Sergeant
Pinkie,
insisting
that
my
tank,
though
snug,
was
a
cozy
haven
for
my
finned
friends.
But
alas,
my
dreams
of
a
dynamic
fish
duo
were
shattered
when
Sergeant
Pinkie
sternly
declared,
"No,
I
cannot
allow
that"
due
to
my
tank
size
not
deemed
acceptable
in
the
eyes
of
the
law.
After
perusing
the
reviews
of
fellow
fish
enthusiasts,
it
seems
this
store
might
want
to
consider
a
career
change
from
selling
fish
to
stand-up
comedy.
It
appears
they
prefer
their
own
opinions
over
the
whims
of
customers,
making
me
wonder
if
I
stumbled
upon
a
secret
fish
dictatorship.
Perhaps
it's
time
they
reel
in
their
opinions
and
let
the
customers
fish
out
their
own
destiny.