1/5 Michael B. 2 years ago on Google
Title:
This
company
is
bad.
They
told
us
to
be
there
20
minutes
early
to
board,
except
the
ship
was
30
minutes
late.
So
we
waited
for
50
minutes
before
boarding.
The
ship
itself
is
incrediblly
basic,
with
only
a
tiny
portion
of
the
upper
deck
NOT
enclosed
in
windows,
which
is
coincidentally
super
packed
full
of
people
as
it's
the
legit
only
viewing
platform.
Now
lets
talk
about
their
'wine
experience'.
For
my
wife
and
I,
the
bartender
handed
me
four
wine
glasses
at
once,
of
the
same
wine.
Thankfully
I
used
to
bus
tables,
as
walking
on
a
boat
carrying
four
glasses
of
the
same
wine
is
absolutely
mind
boggling.
Also,
asking
for
the
wine
seemed
to
have
inconvenienced
the
bartender.
They
advertised
English
tour
guide
as
well.
There
was
no
tour
guide.
Maybe
it's
a
good
thing,
if
the
quality
is
like
the
rest
of
the
experience.
The
music
they
blasted
was
on
repeat,
as
the
same
track
played
twice
in
a
row.
The
staff
responsible
for
booking
this
junk
of
a
cruise
were
surprisingly
decent
and
deserve
the
utmost
respect
for
being
setup
for
failure.
They
kept
apologizing
for
the
lateness
of
the
ship,
but
you
could
easily
tell
they
had
no
idea
what
was
going
on.
They
were
incredibly
personable
and
I
respect
them.
Only
them,
though.
This
cruise
currently
has
5
stars?
In
what
world?
Planet
bullbits,
surely.
Not
a
world
to
live
in.
The
real
deal:
Go
somewhere
else.
Anywhere
else.
Pick
any
ship.
Pick
the
titanic.
It'll
be
a
better
experience.
