1/5 Nicholas P. 10 months ago on Google
A
Hilariously
Absurd
Misadventure
-
What
a
Start
to
A
Trip
to
Michigan!
Oh,
let
me
regale
you
with
the
epic
tale
of
my
experience
with
the
"esteemed"
Monagram
Inn
&
Suites.
Buckle
up,
folks,
because
it's
a
rollercoaster
of
emotions!
Picture
this:
We
were
all
geared
up
for
a
dreamy
getaway
at
Monagram,
but
little
did
I
know
it
was
going
to
be
more
like
a
comedy
of
errors.
Coming
from
out
of
state,
my
enthusiasm
was
dashed
when
they
pulled
off
a
last-minute
vanishing
act
on
us
-
canceling
our
reservation
on
the
day
of
check-in,
citing
a
mysterious
"disasterâ
rendering
the
hotel
âunable
to
accommodate
guests
in
any
capacity.â
So
there
we
were,
scrambling
like
headless
chickens,
trying
to
find
an
alternative
while
keeping
our
sense
of
humor
intact.
Bravo,
Monagram,
you
sure
know
how
to
add
that
extra
dash
of
adventure
to
our
intended
relaxing
vacation!
And
guess
what
we
discovered
when
we
decided
to
be
detectives
and
investigate
upon
arrival
to
Bridgman?
Absolutely
nothing!
The
hotel
was
operating
just
fine,
with
guests
strolling
in
and
out
like
it
was
a
walk
in
the
park.
The
"disaster"
must
have
been
a
stealthy
naked
ninja,
invisible
to
the
eye,
making
a
quick
getaway
with
all
of
the
swan
folded
towels
and
rose
pedals
before
we
arrived.
The
emotional
rollercoaster
we
rode
on
this
debacle
was
second
to
none.
I
mean,
who
wouldn't
want
a
bit
of
drama
and
inconvenience
on
their
vacation?
It's
the
stuff
that
vacation
memories
are
made
of,
right?
But
let's
talk
about
Monagram's
impeccable
customer
service
-
or
should
I
say
the
lack
thereof?
Their
complete
lack
of
empathy
and
truthfulness
took
their
performance
to
an
award-worthy
level
of
absurdity.
Bravo,
Monagram,
you've
mastered
the
art
of
leaving
guests
dumbfounded!
In
all
seriousness,
I
get
it
-
things
can
go
haywire.
But
come
on,
Monagram,
a
little
transparency
and
concern
for
your
guests
wouldn't
hurt.
Just
a
tiny
sprinkle
of
honesty,
and
we
would
have
applauded
your
candor.
Alas,
our
hopes
were
crushed
like
a
bug
underfoot.
But
to
have
you
break
up
with
us
via
text
message
like
a
cheap
Tinder
date
gone
bad,
is
just
low.
Here's
hoping
this
misadventure
was
a
one-time
showstopper,
and
not
a
regular
performance
by
the
"Disaster
Drama
Troupe"
that
is
Monagram
Inn
&
Suites.
Fingers
crossed,
folks!