1/5 MICO M. 2 months ago on Google • 3 reviews New
ZERO
STARS-
RUN,
don’t
walk
from
this
place!
Summary:
-
Long
lines
for
all
restaurants,
enter
the
coffee
shop,
lines
at
8am
to
obtain
a
reservation
for
the
specialty
restaurants
(not
worth
eating
there,
see
below),
lines
at
8am
to
reserve
a
daybed
at
the
beach
club,
lines
to
get
an
elevator
(two
elevator
for
all
100
something
rooms),
etc.
-
Dirty
and
grimy
everywhere,
just
gross
to
touch
anything
outside
of
our
room.
Beach
is
full
with
trash
in
the
morning
and
beach
chairs
and
dirty
and
stained
with
food
remnants
(doubtful
these
have
been
ever
been
pressure
washed).
-
It
smells
bad
-
stinks!
-
almost
everywhere.
Specifically
in
the
staircase
that
you
are
forced
to
use
if
no
elevator
shows
up.
The
rooms
smell
musty
and
shower
drains
smell
like
sewage.
-
Room
windows
leak:
we
had
water
come
in
to
the
room
and
pool
on
the
floor
during
rainstorm.
This
may
be
the
reason
for
the
musty
smell.
One
of
our
children
has
mild
asthma
and
her
cough
has
been
getting
significantly
worse.
-
Restaurants
are
out
of
basic
items
all
the
time
-
no
bread
at
breakfast,
no
fries
for
kids
(tip:
the
fries
were
one
of
the
best
things
to
eat).
And
nobody
cares
that
they
are
out
of
things.
-
Rude
staff
(simple
requests
or
complaints
are
just
ignored).
-
Tasteless
and
cold
food
on
dirty
dishes
(even
at
restaurants
that
cost
extra).
If
dishes
are
even
available…
-
Everything
is
watery-
drinks,
ketchup,
coffee,
etc.
-
Rooms
in
urgent
need
of
renovation
or
updating,
even
if
surface
only
(chipped
paint,
chips
in
floor
tiles,
doors
peeling).
-
No
blankets
in
rooms,
beds
made
with
just
sheets
(upon
calling
for
the
third
time
to
ask
for
blankets,
we
received
thin
scratchy
polyester
blankets),
most
towels
have
holes.
-
Noisy
until
after
midnight,
beware
of
the
half
of
the
hotel
facing
the
pirate
ships.
-
Dingy
hallways
without
lighting.
-
Overall
complete
waste
of
money,
and
comparable
to
the
worst
motel
of
your
town.
We
booked
this
as
a
family
resort
that
at
least
our
three
young
children
could
enjoy
(without
us
worrying
about
them
bothering
other
vacationers),
and
did
not
have
any
expectations
after
reading
the
other
reviews.
But
even
no
expectations
were
not
met.
We
are
thankfully
leaving
tomorrow
and
on
one
positive
note,
none
of
our
three
children
had
food
poisoning
(yet).
I
tried
to
take
pictures
throughout
our
stay
for
others
to
get
a
true
representation
of
this
awful
establishment
and
hopefully
a
better
idea
of
what
they
will
get.