1/5 Adam W. 2 years ago on Google
This
was
no
pasta
salmone.
This
was
a
solid
block
of
congealed
butter
and
cream
with
the
pasta
forming
the
outer
walls.
The
styrofoam
box
had
already
leaked
the
oily
mess
onto
the
cover.
It
was
visually
disturbing.
I
tried
to
strain
it
at
first
at
home.
Some
of
this
fat
dripped
into
the
sink,
the
rest
left
actual
stains
on
the
metal
so
that
I
had
to
use
hot
water
and
a
scourer
to
remove
it.
I
tossed
the
meal
after
3
bites.
Along
with
the
metal
strainer,
washcloths
and
almost
a
full
towel
of
paper
cleaners.
It
was
more
like
paste
than
pasta.
Something
you'd
expect
from
Gordon
Ramsey's
Kitchen
Nightmare.
I've
written
reviews
before,
but
never
anything
like
this.
So
here
I
sit,
2
hours
later,
nauseous
with
a
pain
in
my
stomach
unable
to
get
my
R400
back
from
Uber
or
I
guess
the
restaurant
too.
My
wife's
salad
was
edible
I
suppose,
but
even
she
threw
her
salad
away.
The
wasted
effort
I
put
into
this
letter
and
the
complaints
that
were
immediately
dismissed
by
UberEats,
would
still
be
preferable
than
re-eating
that
dinner.
Fellow
foodies,
don't
be
duped
by
the
good
reviews.
This
is
a
BAD
restaurant.
Please,
please,
stop.