1/5 Justin G. 2 years ago on Google
To
whoever
is
reading
this
I
would
urge
you
to
proceed
with
caution
before
selecting
this
establishment.
Following
my
excursion
there
yesterday
I
have
been
left
shaken
to
the
core
to
discover
that
my
entire
education
has
been
based
on
a
lie
and
indeed
I
am
now
wondering
if
I
know
anything
at
all.
I
am
a
reasonably
intelligent
and
not
unattractive
man
in
my
later
forties
however
I
felt
secure
enough
to
engage
in
a
public
mingle
at
a
time
when
predominantly
the
other
patrons
would
be
both
younger
and
considerably
more
attractive
and
I.
You
see
I
wasn't
out
looking
for
any
shenanigans
and
certainly
as
a
married
man
committed
to
my
wife
I
am
utterly
confident
I
would
be
able
to
withstand
all
but
the
most
strident
of
amorous
females
who,
upon
sensing
my
maturity,
might
be
given
to
fling
themselves
towards
my
spindly
arms.
It
was
with
this
intention
that
myself
and
another
fellow,
slightly
older
but
equally
confident
decided
we
would
rather
like
to
partake
of
some
light
lunch.
In
complete
confidence
we
entered
your
establishment
and,
if
truth
be
told
it
was
somewhat
exhilarating
to
draw
upon
our
memories
of
youthful
exuberance
and,
dare
I
say
it
drunken
frivolity,
but,
we
were
there
for
lunch
and
lunch
we
attempted
to
order.
At
this
point
we
were
feeling
mightily
cheerful
and
had
even
exchanged
some
light
hearted
humorous
comments
with
each
other
reminiscent
of
days
gone
by
but
sadly
our
joy
was
cut
short.
I
had
carefully
made
our
selection
based
upon
our
current
hunger
levels
as
well
as
being
aware
that
we
should
best
avoid
anything
to
heavy
or
indeed
spicy,
I'm
sure
you
can
agree
that
nobody
wishes
to
be
struck
down
with
flatulence
of
an
afternoon
and
so
we
made
our
choices
carefully.
Now
then,
Can
you
imagine
what
it
feels
like
to
be
told
that
the
table
that
you
have
selected,
and
is
within
line
of
sight
of
the
bar
does
not
exist.
Perplexed
was
I
and
indeed
my
companion,
a
fellow
who
has
resided
within
this
city
his
entire
life
and
is
scrupulously
familiar
with
it's
establishments.
How
was
it
that
this
visibly
present
table
didn't
exist
and
the
number,
for
the
table
did
not
exist
either.
At
this
point
I
feared
an
attack
of
early
onset
dementia
and
rushed
to
check
the
information
I
had
provided
the
young
lady,
but
the
information
was
correct,
indeed
an
affable
gentleman
sat
next
to
us
confirmed
it
himself.
Thrice
did
I
attempt
to
place
an
order
for
lunch
and
yet
no,
it
seems
that
this
table,
as
well
as
being
stated
to
be
non
existent
was
said
that
it
could
only
be
upstairs.
Our
afternoon
lunch,
impossible,
the
table
at
which
we
were
seated
deemed
non
existent,
we
were
left,
saddened
and
somewhat
worrying
for
our
mental
state,
a
state
that
became
increasingly
fragile
when
we
stepped
outside
into
the
swirling
crowds
of
youth
who
were
all
bedecked
in
sporting
attire
and
shouting
strongly
worded
slogans
affiliated
to
their
sporting
allegiance.
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