1/5 PM B. 2 years ago on Google
OK,
I'm
going
to
start
my
review
with
a
quiz
for
your
next
hotel
staff
meeting!
There
are
two
fundamentals
that
every
hotel
on
the
planet
MUST
achieve
before
anything
else,
these
are
ONE
of
the
following,
is
it;
1.
Designer
staff
uniforms
and
a
wonderful
reception
lobby?
2.
Expensive
artwork
and
a
piano
in
the
common
areas?
3.
Nice
quality,
clean,
quiet
guest
room
and
a
great
night's
sleep?
4.
A
superb
location
on
the
seafront
like
ours,
so
we
don't
have
to
worry
about
anything
else?!
I
know
the
reception
staff
are
hoping
for
number
1.
And
the
management,
especially
the
pianist
in
the
group,
thinks
its
number
2!
But
unfortunately
its
number
3!
And
your
hotel
failed
miserably!
Those
terrible
guests
that
pay
your
wages
want
their
rooms
improved
and
need
to
stop
the
owners
buying
another
sculpture...!
Horrid
people!
Anyway,
I'm
sure
theirs
some
specialist
quality
coffee
and
a
muffin
in
the
corner
of
your
meeting
room
to
go
have
a
little
sob
over!
OK,
here's
my
story;
I
usually
stay
at
the
Grande
Real
Villa
Itália
Hotel
&
Spa
in
Cascais,
but
just
2
minutes
walk
away
was
this
very
designer
boutique
hotel
called
the
Farol
Hotel,
right
on
the
water
and
looked
amazing!
Don't
judge
a
book
by
its
cover
comes
to
mind...
but
in
this
case,
in
the
wrong
way!!
I
decided
to
leave
my
usual
haunt
and
try
them
out...
what
a
big
mistake!
As
you
walk
in,
all
looks
amazing,
artwork
everywhere,
smart,
polite
reception
staff,
designer
furniture,
piano,
quality
drapery
etc.
etc!
Then
you
get
to
your
room!
That's
where
it
all
ends
abruptly!
Small
dark
room,
broken
switches,
stained
carpet,
ikea
quality
furniture,
shower
pressure
of
a
twisted
garden
hose
and
mold
on
the
shower
tray
(see
my
photos)!
They
definitely
dont
extend
their
expensive
furniture
or
quality
into
the
room!
Twice
the
price
of
my
usual
room
across
the
road
and
of
an
incredibly
lower
quality!
I
should
have
just
treated
myself
to
the
Grand
Suite,
twice
the
size
and
incredible
quality,
in
my
other
hotel
for
the
same
price!
Never
stay
in
room
102!
There
are
two
sewage
pipes
coming
down
from
the
upstairs
rooms
with
a
thin
boxing
over
them,
with
no
sound
insulation.
All
evening
and
many
times
during
the
night,
it's
like
sleeping
just
outside
a
shower
cubicle
that
keeps
coming
on!
Breakfast
was
dire,
no
where
near
where
a
5
star
hotel
should
be.
Terrible
selection
and
of
average
quality.
Also,
just
before
we
left
the
room
at
7.50am
for
breakfast
we
heard
noise
outside
our
door,
as
we
opened
the
door
a
cleaner
was
surrounding
our
doorway
with
room
cleaning
gear
(see
photo)!
Like
saying,
"hope
you're
leaving
soon"!!
It's
seems
to
me
that
you
are
paying
for
them
to
buy
more
expensive
artwork
and
furniture
for
the
reception
and
lobbies.
Got
to
be
the
worst
room
I've
ever
paid
300€
for
1
night
for!
So
if
that's
what
you're
into,
good
luck,
but
I'm
going
back
to
the
Grande
Real
Villa
Itália
in
future.
P.S.
You
got
1
star
for
question
number
4.!
But
see
my
photos...
is
this
a
5
star
hotel
room?!!
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