1/5 John J. 8 months ago on Google
I’ll
preface
this
by
saying
that
I’m
not
a
prude.
I
enjoy
different
types
of
music.
I
enjoy
to
have
a
few
drinks
and
mingle.
However,
I’ve
never
been
in
such
an
awkward
place
like
this.
Everyone
was
underage,
and
I
mean
EVERYONE,
or
they
have
somehow
found
the
fountain
of
youth.
Apparently
the
checking
of
the
ID’s
is
just
a
formality.
Ok,
so,
even
before
walking
in
there
were
a
group
of
judgy
children
smoking
cigarettes
and
laughing
at
my
partner
and
I;
red
flags
number
one.
Reg
flag
number
2:
EVERYONE
was
wearing
the
exact
same
clothing.
There
was
nothing
but
butt
cracks
and
bulges.
Red
flag
3:
The
music
was
absolutely
awful.
I’m
a
musician,
I
can
put
forks
into
a
garbage
disposal
and
it
would
sound
better
than
the
absolute
garbage
that
was
playing
at
this
place.
It
was
like
being
in
the
midst
of
a
Hellraiser
film.
Any
second
I
expecting
a
gateway
to
open,
and
the
chains
to
rip
the
flesh
from
my
bones
while
everyone
laughed.
No
one
was
smiling,
they
were
just
aimlessly
walking
around
with
a
sour
expression.
Did
I
enter
another
dimension?
I
sure
felt
like
it.
Despite
this,
I
was
willing
to
have
a
few
drinks,
maybe
I
would
have
fun.
We
walked
up
to
the
bar,
no
one
would
move
out
of
our
way,
and
they
weren’t
even
drinking!
After
twenty
minutes
of
trying
to
get
the
bartender’s
attention,
I
spent
$50
on
an
Uber
and
left.
The
Uber
driver
laughed
because
he
has
to
rescue
adults
from
this
place
EVERY-NIGHT.
Anyway,
do
not
go
here
if
you’re
over
22
years
old;
even
if
you
are,
I
highly
recommend
another
establishment.
This
is
not
a
place
for
camaraderie
and
entertainment.
Regular
down
to
earth
people
ARE
NOT
WELCOME
at
this
place.
Do
not
expect
a
warm
greeting
at
the
door.