1/5 Ariff B. 11 months ago on Google
Went
there
today
(1st
July
‘23).
Absolute
garbage.
Forget
the
fact
that
the
pricing
is
₹
7500+
GST
for
a
Turkish
Hammam
package.
Even
if
you
give
me
this
package
for
free,
I
wouldn’t
even
bother.
It
would
be
a
waste
of
time.
They
clearly
have
no
idea
what
“touch
points”
and
service
sequences
are.
Every
single
person
I
interacted
with
through
my
experience
was
absolutely
clueless
about
everything
with
the
exception
of
some
lady
on
the
phone
who
took
my
reservation.
She
was
in
the
know,
but
probably
the
most
arrogant
person
I
have
spoken
to
when
trying
to
make
a
reservation.
It
was
like
she
was
doing
me
a
favour
by
taking
my
reservation.
It
was
my
wife
and
I.
We
took
the
Turkish
Hammam
experience
for
each
of
us
-
₹17,700
for
120
minutes.
The
experience
itself
was
rubbish
-
1)
when
we
entered
by
car
-
no
idea
where
to
park
or
go.
Had
to
call
the
number
and
was
asked
to
park
near
the
temple.
It
was
pouring
and
the
actual
place
was
a
5
minute
walk
away.
No
one
to
help
us
through
the
rain
2)
entered
and
asked
where
to
keep
my
Umbrella
-
the
lady
was
clueless.
I
finally
just
left
it
at
the
entrance
against
the
wall.
3)
lady
at
the
desk
at
least
was
expecting
us
and
ushered
us
after
a
5
minute
wait,
to
a
waiting
room.
4)
waited
another
10
mins
and
then
a
therapist
ushered
us
into
a
changing
area.
Showed
us
a
locker
and
had
us
place
our
keys,
phones,
wallets,
jewellery
etc
in
it.
There
was
a
standard
1-2-3-4
code
on
all
the
lockers???
Anyone
could
open
it
5)
were
asked
to
change
into
a
bathrobe
and
disposable
underwear,
in
a
dimly
lit
changing
room
area
-
there
were
lights
there
but
not
turned
on
for
whatever
reason.
One
of
the
robes
was
stained,
so
I
took
the
other
one.
Both,
my
wife’s
and
my
robe,
were
smelling
strange.
Not
fresh
6)
the
therapist
then
ushered
us
to
a
steam
area,
where
she
struggled
to
turn
on
the
steam.
Every
step
of
the
way,
you
could
tell
that
the
staff
is
untrained,
new,
or
has
NO
IDEA
what
they’re
doing.
I
asked
her
why
she
didn’t
turn
it
on
BEFORE
we
went
to
the
room
and
she
just
shrugged
with
her
hands
in
her
pockets.
7)
Throughout,
we
got
the
feeling
that
no
one
gave
a
dink
about
our
experience
or
what
we
felt.
8)
once
done
with
the
steam,
we
were
taken
to
independent
rooms
for
the
hammam
bath.
There
was
ZERO
interaction,
information,
conversation.
We
were
expected
to
guess
what
they
are
doing?
There
was
at
no
point,
any
communication
to
either
of
us
in
terms
of
what
the
flow
would
be,
what
would
we
go
through,
what
would
be
applied
on
us,
where
we
would
be
etc.
9)
after
the
body
scrub,
the
therapist
disappeared
for
15
mins.
She
reappeared
looking
confused,
but
non
apologetic.
At
that
point
I
lost
my
patience
and
asked
her
what
was
happening?
I
said
-
“you’ve
left
me
here
waiting
for
15
mins!
Can
you
at
least
tell
me
what
you’re
doing?
What’s
happening?
What
will
happen
next?”
She
put
on
a
white
glove
and
started
scrubbing
me
again
with
soap.
I
stopped
her
and
asked
her
why
she
wasn’t
doing
the
bubble
application.
She
told
me
she
was
looking
for
the
cloth
and
that
they
had
only
1.
I
was
SHOCKED!
I
pay
18k
to
hear
that!?
What
kind
of
experience
and
company
is
this.
There
is
no
excuse.
Completely
unprepared
and
clueless.
She
then
disappeared
again
for
5
mins
and
magically
appeared
with
the
cloth.
10)
I
told
her
at
this
point
that
she’s
wasted
15
mins
of
the
therapy
and
ruined
the
experience.
She
replies
with-
“YOU
CAN
COMPLAIN
AFTER
THE
MASSAGE
IS
OVER”.
Can
you
even
believe
that!?
At
this
point,
it
was
just
laughable.
11)
the
bath
ended
with
the
therapist
applying
a
hideous
smelling
shampoo
12)
once
done
with
all
this,
we
eagerly
awaited
what
we
hoped
will
be
a
silver
lining
in
the
form
of
a
breakfast.
We
were
served
a
very
humble
fruit
salad
on
a
plate
covered
with
Clingwrap!
There
were
also
some
harabhara
kebabs
(!?!)
along
with
Watermelon
Juice
(also
in
clingwrap).
Forget
luxury,
this
was
closer
to
airline
food
presentation.
Vistara
honestly
does
a
better
job
13)
finally,
no
one
to
even
see
us
off
or
even
bother
to
take
feedback
Arrogant,
clueless,
waste
of
time
and
money
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