1/5 J. L. 4 years ago on Google
Caveat
Emptor
My
experience:
I
worked
out
at
Last
Real
Gym
for
5
months,
and
in
the
beginning,
it
was
pretty
OK.
They
market
themselves
as
a
"neighborhood
gym,"
with
a
family
feel.
In
fact,
when
I
first
joined,
the
front
desk
guy,
Tyler,
made
a
point
to
learn
my
name,
to
make
friendly
conversation,
and
say
hello
every
time
I
came
in.
So,
even
though
the
place
felt
dark,
a
bit
grungy,
and
was
filled
with
old,
rusty
equipment,
it
still
had
some
charm...kinda.
Tyler
suddenly
left
in
May
though,
and
the
front
desk
duties
fell
back
to
Frank,
who
apparently
is
the
owner.
Frank,
for
all
his
forced,
fake
cheer,
never
once
bothered
to
learn,
or
greet
me
by
name.
My
last
day
at
Last
Real
Gym
started
innocently
enough
(I
thought).
Mid
workout
(Back
and
Biceps
bruh),
I
realized
that
(again)
there
were
no
cable
handles
to
be
found.
Me:
Hey
Frank,
do
you
think
we
could
get
some
more
of
those
plastic
cable
handles?
Frank:
(death
glares)
I
have
8
of
those
handles
in
the
gym.
You
have
to
look
around.
Me:
Oh,
I
definitely
looked
around.
I
never
seem
to
be
able
to
find
them.
Just
thought
we
could
get
some
more?
Frank:
(explodes)
Youβre
a
REAL
complainer!
You
complain
and
you
dig.
Youβve
always
got
digs!
You
dig
and
you
dig.
(Storms
off)
Me:
(Flabbergasted)
Frank:
(returns
from
walking
the
perimeter
of
the
entire
gym
with
3-4
handles,
holds
them
out...drops
them
on
the
floor
in
front
of
me)
Here!
You
know,
youβre
not
in
the
military
anymore!
Youβve
gotta
be
NICE
to
people.
Me:
(never
in
military)
Um,
WHAT?
Whatβs
your
problem
man?
Frank:
Yeah,
well
you
prob
would
have
been
one
of
those
ASSHOLE
Sergeants.
You
know,
if
you
donβt
like
it
here,
you
can
go.
Me:
(Flabbergasted
2.0)
Frank,
I
donβt
know
whatβs
happening
here,
but
Iβve
talked
to
you
THREE
times
total.
Once
to
let
you
know
the
paper
towel
dispenser
was
broken.
Once
because
I
couldnβt
find
the
ONE
ab
wheel
in
this
place.
And
today,
when
I
asked
about
getting
some
$5
cable
handles.
Frank:
Youβve
just
got
to
stop
complaining
and
work
HARDER.
Just
F*ing
train.
Me:
...
Frank:
(Mumble
ranting
as
he
walks
away)[Indistinct]
Iβm
a
New
Yorker....
So...to
summarize,
if
you
LIKE
poorly
maintained,
beat
up
equipment,
and
unhinged,
volatile
gym
owners,
then
Last
Real
gym
is
for
you...all
for
the
PREMIUM
price
of
$60/mo.
(But
FR,
there
are
half
a
dozen
nicer
gyms
in
the
area
for
less
money.
I
know
because
I
just
joined
one.)
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