2/5 Alex 4 years ago on Google
Costing
€166.95
for
a
one-night,
one-guest
stay(!),
the
hotel
did
offer
some
adventure.
To
start
with,
finding
the
place
was
a
quest.
Located
on
the
2nd
floor
of
an
appartement
bloc,
the
hotel
doesn't
feature
any
signs
indicating
its
existence.
At
the
entrance
you
are
welcomed
by
the
building's
concierge,
who
-
with
the
charm
of
a
high-security
prison
guard
-
buzz
opens
a
door
leading
to
the
lifts.
No
other
person
is
in
sight;
the
electronic
check-in
goes
smoothly.
The
room
is
essentially
an
L-shaped
corridor
terminating
in
a
bed.
Uninterrupted
windows
along
two
walls
open
onto
a
busy
thoroughfare.
A
70s-style
concrete
high-rises
to
the
right
and
a
busy
two-level
parking
lot
to
the
left
complement
the
view.
If
you
think
to
settle
in
for
a
good
night's
sleep,
you
are
in
for
a
surprise
as
the
busy
traffic
(3
lanes
in
each
direction
+
a
tram
in
the
middle)
produces
a
remarkable
amount
of
unrelenting
noise.
The
room
is
clean
(which
explains
two
stars),
but
the
service
in
non-existent.
Is
there
a
breakfast?
(For
this
price,
it
better
be!)
You
wouldn't
know
as
there
is
no-one
there
to
ask.
A
guest
brochure
in
the
room
is
in
German
(is
Frűhstűck
the
magic
word?),
but
I
guess
the
foreigners
are
not
expected
to
bother
having
breakfast.
Incongruously,
there
is
a
detailed
instruction
in
English
on
how
to
operate
the
telly,
which
doesn't
have
a
single
non-German
speaking
channel
(out
of
boredom
I
checked
them
all).
This
is
an
achievement
in
itself
for
a
satellite
TV
network.In
summary,
you
must
be
seriously
desperate
to
stay
at
this
place.
Please
avoid
it.