1/5 Andrew E. 4 years ago on Google
We
arrived
at
5:30
and
were
"greeted"
by
a
disheveled
employee
who
walked
up
to
our
table
and
barked
"what
do
you
want
to
drink?"
He
literally
looked
like
the
only
thing
he
was
interested
in
was
leaving
as
quickly
as
possible.
I
would
soon
understand
that
exact
same
feeling.
We
ordered
a
couple
Happy
Hour
Classic
Romaritas
(margaritas
@
$5
-
normally
$10)
which
were
served
in
a
pointless
shaker
without
any
salt
on
the
glasses.
We
should
have
stopped
right
there
as
this
was
the
highlight
of
our
meal.
The
margarita
had
the
taste
of
alcohol
without
seeming
to
actually
have
any
of
the
intoxicating
effect.
These
would
be
$2-3
anywhere
else.
Since
it
was
Happy
Hour
we
ordered
some
Crispy
Cajun
Onion
Rings
($5).
What
arrived
at
our
table
ten
minutes
later
was
the
worst
onion
rings
I've
ever
tasted.
I
ate
one
while
my
wife
was
on
her
phone,
and
immediately
spat
it
right
back
out.
I
waited
to
see
my
wife's
reaction
and
her
face
told
me
everything
I
need
to
know.
Imagine
if
raw
onions
were
tossed
in
plain
flour
and
then
fried.
Beyond
being
flavorless
(CAJUN?!?)
the
texture
was
dry,
brittle,
and
I
spent
another
ten
minutes
picking
the
residue
out
of
my
teeth.
I
asked
to
have
them
taken
off
the
bill.
We
had
ordered
a
full
rack
of
their
"World-Famous
Baby
Back
Ribs"
($21)
and
a
full
rack
of
their
Beef
Ribs
($25).
These
are
both
served
with
french
fries
and
coleslaw.
At
6:00pm
our
disheveled
server
suddenly
showed
up
at
our
table
in
his
street
clothes,
proclaimed
"I'm
leaving
-
someone
else
will
be
taking
care
of
you"
and
promptly
left
the
restaurant.
Didn't
introduce
us
to
another
server,
and
it
was
obvious
the
only
employees
in
the
entire
restaurant
was
a
bartender
and
what
I
am
assuming
was
the
"manager",
who
initially
sat
us
at
our
booth.
OK
So
around
6:10pm,
roughly
half
an
hour
after
we
ordered
in
this
almost
empty
restaurant,
our
two
plates
arrived.
The
"World
Famous"
baby
back
ribs
were
in
fact
a
full
rack,
but
it
was
evident
that
they
were
not
very
fresh.
The
"full
rack"
of
beef
ribs
-
literally
the
priciest
thing
on
their
entire
menu
-
was
FIVE
RIBS?
That's
right
-
a
FULL
RACK
is
FIVE
RIBS.
I
understand
they
are
bigger
ribs,
but
it's
a
travesty
to
call
what
was
put
in
front
of
me
a
"full
rack"
of
ribs.
Also,
what
constitutes
a
half
rack?
Is
that
two
ribs
or
three?
Where
to
even
start
with
these
entrees.
The
Baby
Back
Ribs
are
pork
ribs,
and
they
were
definitely
the
better
of
the
two
-
but
that's
not
saying
much.
How
do
you
manage
to
both
under
cook
your
ribs,
and
yet
also
over
cook
them
in
the
finishing
steps?
Also
they
did
not
pull
the
membrane
off
the
inside
of
the
ribs,
so
there
was
tough
sinew
to
deal
with
in
every
bite.
Half
of
them
were
passable
as
food,
the
second
half
was
like
rib
jerky.
My
$25
beef
ribs
($5
a
rib!)
were
an
atrocity.
Each
rib
had
approximately
1
ounces
of
meat
on
them,
and
that
meat
was
stuck
tight
to
those
ribs
because
they
were
not
fully
cooked.
I
almost
knocked
my
front
teeth
out
desperately
trying
to
pull
any
edible
portion
off
the
bones.
Every
single
rib
was
drenched
in
sauce,
and
then
scorched
on
the
grill.
Once
again
they
had
the
magical
combination
of
being
under
cooked
AND
dry
and
burned
at
the
same
time.
The
french
fries
on
both
plates
were
cold,
tasteless,
and
soggy.
The
coleslaw
was
bland
and
lukewarm.
We
left
both
on
the
plate.
Our
ticket
total
for
this
nightmare?
$65
for
a
meal
so
bad
I
have
added
Tony
Roma's
to
the
short
list
of
restaurants
we
will
NEVER
visit
again.
Not
at
this
location,
not
at
another
Denver
location,
not
at
any
location
on
Earth.
You
have
lost
a
customer
for
life
-
it
is
now
my
job
to
make
sure
that
as
many
people
as
possible
are
aware
of
just
how
terrible
the
food
at
this
restaurant
truly
is.
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