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Sunday
6th
December,
went
to
watch
the
England
rugby
team
give
a
jolly
good
thrashing
to
the
French
yesterday.
The
game
was
Good
but
not
quite
as
good
as
the
game
being
played
out
before
our
very
eyes
by
the
Champions
staff
such
as
"Spot
the
hot
food"
in
my
case
and
in
the
case
of
my
friend
"
Where
is
the
food
I
ordered
in
the
first
half,
bro?"
My
hot
steak
sandwich
was
plonked
unceremoniously
on
the
table
some
20
minutes
after
taking
my
order.
Well,you
can
imagine
my
surprise
when
I
started
to
tuck
into
my
much
anticipated
hot
steak
sandwich
only
to
find
out
that
it
was
not
,
in
fact,a
hot
steak
sandwich,
no,it
was
a
stone
cold
steak
sandwich.
And
who
on
God's
earth
thinks
it
is
perfectly
acceptable
to
serve
French
fries
that
are
so
cold
I
could
have
used
them
to
chill
my
Stella?
Only
vagrants
eat
cold
fries
FFS!
The
other
game
we
played
prior
to
ordering
was
"
Guess
what
is
and
what
is
NOT
on
the
menu"
What
fun
we
had
with
this
one.
What
was
even
funnier
was
the
waiter's
response
when
I
asked
for
the
Cornish
Pasty.
"
It
is
not
available
due
to
COVID-19
restrictions,
sir"
He
said
that
with
a
straight
face,
I
kid
you
not.
On
a
positive
note,this
is
a
wonderful
family
game
that
will
keep
the
kids
enthralled
on
Christmas
day
while
Mum
is
slaving
over
a
hot
stove
and
trying
not
to
drink
too
much
juniper
juice
and
blow
the
turkey
up
whilst
she
curses
you
for
not
getting
tickets
to
the
Christmas
day
brunch
because
you
wanted
a
traditional
family
Christmas.
In
the
desert.
Good
call
!
Anyway,
I
digress
.
Incompetent,
albeit
friendly,
staff
and
inedible
stuff
being
passed
off
as
a
substantial
meal(
no
Scotch
eggs
on
the
Menu,
either)
is
just
not
acceptable.
"Champions"
are
most
definitely
not
,Campioni
or
Des
Champions.
More
like
a
sad,
Northern
premier
league
side
like
North
Ferriby
United,
or
Stalybridge
Celtic
or
even
Wythenshawe.
As
my
old
maths
teacher
Mr.
Garvey
used
to
say
to
me
,
before
he
became
Ms.
Gladys
Garvey
"
that
is
total
Kay
Wrap,
laddie"
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