1/5 verbosity9 4 months ago on Google • 51 reviews
Sprawling
dump
of
a
shopping
centre
with
horrid
parking,
I
visited
today
for
the
first
time
in
a
long
time.
Upon
entering
the
car
park,
I
proceeded
to
drive
around
for
a
while
not
seeing
a
single
free
car
park
and
dodging
all
of
the
oversized
vehicles
that
this
carpark
is
definitely
not
designed
for.
I
had
to
honk
at
a
couple
of
people
who
were
blocking
traffic
by
both
trying
to
reverse
into
the
same
parking
bay
at
the
same
time,
neither
one
was
going
to
give
up
until
I
honked
at
them,
thankfully
one
of
them
scarpered
as
soon
as
I
did,
then
someone
else
drove
straight
into
the
parking
spot.
I
ended
up
near
the
top
of
the
parking
area,
after
driving
around
many
a
far
too
tight
corner
and
still
not
seeing
a
single
free
car
park.
Once
I
exited
the
parking
area,
I
entered
a
small
foyer
which
led
to
a
stairwell
that
smelt
of
urine,
after
exiting
that
I
found
myself
somehow
close
to
Woolworths.
After
shopping
at
Woolworths,
I
returned
to
the
urine
stairwell
and
then
to
my
car
to
drop
off
my
shopping.
I
then
returned
to
the
urine
stairwell
and
followed
the
signs
towards
Coles,
including
the
sign
that
appears
to
tell
you
to
go
up,
when
you
need
to
go
down.
Coles
is
a
long,
long,
way
from
where
I
parked,
basically
in
another
shopping
centre
altogether.
After
shopping
at
Coles,
I
returned
to
the
urine
stairwell
and
then
to
my
car,
where
I
had
to
wait
a
few
minutes
for
traffic
to
clear,
before
hearing
someone
hit
something
with
their
car
very
close
to
me,
no
surprise
there,
the
accident
stats
for
this
place
would
be
amazing.
I
backed
out,
drove
forward
and
spent
the
next
10
minutes
in
a
traffic
jam
due
to
the
ridiculously
poor
design
of
the
parking
lot.
Then
I
paid
for
the
privilege,
which
is
like
paying
to
use
the
southern
end
of
Eastlink
even
though
you
are
driving
at
40kph
in
stop/start
traffic.
