1/5 Scenic L. 5 years ago on Google • 1 review
I
went
on
a
Saturday
night,
I'll
try
and
be
detailed.
I
have
been
to
many
bar/strip
clubs
from
Portland
to
Orlando
and
New
Jersey
so
I
know
what
to
look
for
and
this
place
sucks
even
if
you
are
not
here
for
the
dancers.
When
you
first
walk
in
there
is
a
rectangular
bar
in
the
middle
which
is
where
they
serve
drinks
and
the
dancers
"dance"
I'll
explain
why
I
put
dance
in
quotations
marks.
But
first,
they
have
two
pool
tables
that
are
ok
and
they
cost
a
$1
per
game,
so
far
so
good.
The
dancers
is
where
things
go
down
hill.
They
will
get
up
on
stage
and
barley
dance.
What
I
mean
by
this
is
that
they
will
just
wiggle
themselves
here
and
there,
then
run
around
demanding
tips
every
5-10
min,
literally
in
that
time
frame.
I
don't
want
to
tip
the
same
girl
3
times
because
she
got
up
on
stage
and
did
nothing,
it
honestly
killed
the
vibe
of
having
a
low
key
dive
bar
with
dancers.
Enjoying
a
beer
will
disrupted
by
the
dollar
parade.
I
did
not
walk
into
this
bar
broke
btw,
I
had
money
to
spend
and
the
nicest
way
I
can
put
this
is
that
the
dancers
suck,
I
had
two
lap
dances
then
walked
out.
The
first
girl
literally
sat
on
my
lap
and
started
talking
non-stop
and
barely
moved,
I
am
not
exaggerating
when
I
say
barley
moved
then
wanted
a
tip
on
top
of
the
dance
money
and
the
tip
I
gave
her
at
the
bar
????
The
second
girls
dance
was
5/10,
and
had
the
worst
attitude
of
any
stripper
I
have
encountered
in
of
all
the
places
I
have
been
to
in
NJ,
OR,
FL...
That
says
a
lot.
TL;DR
-
if
you
are
going
because
you
want
a
lap
dance,
DON'T
GO.
If
you
are
going
to
sit
at
a
bar
and
drink
be
prepared
for
a
literal
non-stop
dollar
parade
that
will
not
end.
Basically
what
I
am
saying
is
don't
go.
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