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So
I
was
here
and
late
one
afternoon
I
ran
out
of
water.
No
big
deal,
I
thought,
I'll
just
go
to
the
vending
machine
and
buy
a
few
bottles.
So
I
grab
a
five
dollar
bill,
my
sunglasses
(my
eyes
were
far
too
glossed
to
forgo
them),
my
key,
and
I'm
off.
I
make
it
to
the
old
looking,
beat
up
Coke
machine,
insert
the
bill,
and
it
rejects
the
bill.
Only
takes
singles.
No
big
deal,
I
thought,
I'll
just
walk
back.
I
return
with
one
dollar
and
some
change.
The
machine
then
steals
my
dollar
(my
only
single
bill),
so
I
return
to
my
room,
grab
my
five,
and
go
up
one
level
to
the
third
floor
to
see
if
there
is
another
one
and
sure
enough,
a
nice
looking
Pepsi
machine
awaits
me.
The
machine
also
doesn't
accept
fives,
and
I
am
short
one
or
two
quarters
so
I
decide
to
walk
to
the
lobby
and
ask
for
change.
I
walk
down
and
the
lobby
is
packed,
and
everyone
looks
at
me
for
at
least
a
moment.
There
is
a
very
large
(although
friendly
looking)
dog
between
me
and
the
crowd.
I
have
sunglasses
on,
but
am
considerably
relieved
of
my
glossy-eyed,
social
anxiety
after
noticing
the
remarkably
fancy
Pepsi
machine
down
the
hall,
slightly
behind
the
front
desk.
I
put
a
five
in,
select
a
water
and
await
the
change.
It
was
very
loud,
and
the
dog
barked
once
it
was
finished
dispensing.
I
thought,
good
enough,
I'll
get
more
tomorrow.
I
fall
asleep,
wake
up
early,
skip
the
Coke
machine
and
walk
straight
up
to
that
third
floor
Pepsi
machine
and
begin
inserting
quarters.
At
this
point
I'm
very
thirsty
and
am
simply
wanting
to
get
the
waters
and
go
back
to
my
room
and
begin
getting
ready
for
the
day.
So
I
select
water,
dispensed,
keep
inserting
quarters,
select
water,
dispensed,
have
enough
for
one
more,
select
water,
dispensed.
I
go
to
grab
my
three
waters
and
they
are
all
Brisk
Ice
Teas
It
was
truly
a
positively
wonderful
experience