5/5 Kat H. 5 months ago on Google
I
was
in
the
area
and
heard
that
Ashley
Kirkwood
had
the
cleanest
bathroom
in
the
tri-state
area,
so
I
thought
I'd
stop
in
and
see
what
the
fuss
was
all
about.
HOWEVER,
as
I
walked
in,
I
was
immediately
hit
by
the
sweet,
sweet
smell
of
a
deal.
It
was
the
clearance
sale
to
end
all
clearance
sales
on
lamps.
And
boom.
Just
like
that,
my
aim
went
from
the
bathroom
(located
directly
in
the
rear
of
the
main
lobby,
tucked
cozily
behind
customer
service)
to
a
new
vision,
and
that
vision
was
on
Max...
Max
gains
in
financially
prudent
lighting
investments,
of
course.
Mr.
Tim
Matt
assisted
me
as
I
boldly
pranced
through
the
furniture
gallery,
sporadically
bursting
out
a
joyous
chortle.
My
goodness,
I
came
to
use
the
bathroom
and
ended
up
purchasing
19
stinkin’
lamps!
19!
Got
the
receipt
on
my
fridge
to
prove
it!
What
I'll
do
with
these
19
lamps...
no
clue.
Most
likely,
I'll
distribute
them
evenly
around
the
floor
of
my
guest
room,
so
the
fire
of
my
passion
for
bargains
can
be
illuminated
throughout
the
room.
No
bulbs
required.
I'll
have
to
remove
the
bed,
dresser,
and
nightstand,
but
sacrifices
can
be
made.
Now,
I
cannot
say
you'll
get
the
same
deal
as
me.
I
am
solely
relaying
my
personal
experience
as
I
unabashedly
carted
away
a
truckload
of
lamps...
all
while
the
whole
staff
grinned
ear
to
ear
at
my
big,
fat
savings.
Like
they
were
happy
for
me.
Like
they
wanted
this
for
me.
So,
yeah,
you
might
say
I
highly
recommend
this
place.
Oh
yeah,
plot
twist,
I
didn’t
even
use
the
bathroom,
which
truthishly
was
the
initial
draw.
But
after
the
experience
provided
to
me
by
Tim,
I
respected
Ashley
Kirkwood
too
much
for
that.
I
was
going
to
rave
about
my
experience
to
the
general
manager
as
Tim
was
loading
all
those
lamps
into
my
vehicle,
but
he
was
nowhere
to
be
found
at
that
point
of
the
sale.
I
believe
the
general
manager's
name
was
"Kevin",
but
I
must
admit
I
didn’t
pay
too
close
of
attention
to
the
crudely
fastened
name
plate
that
adorned
his
sweater
to
really
catch
that
info
and
keep
it.
Regardless,
I
shook
Tim’s
hand
and
told
him
to
thank
that
older
guy
for
me
as
Ashley
Kirkwood
had
left
me
completely
satisfied.
***UPDATE***
BACK
FOR
MORE
LAMPS!
AND
THE
BATHROOM
IS
EVERYTHING
THEY
SAID
IT
WOULD
BE!
Long
story
short,
after
getting
back
to
my
house,
I
realized
I
had
been
living
in
pitch
black
darkness
for
about
four
years
and
actually
did
need
a
few
lamps
for
personal
use
after
all.
So,
I
went
back
in
the
next
day
and
purchased
a
few
more
for
a
total
of
42
lamps.
No
big
deal.
This
time,
however,
as
Tim
was
not
there,
I
decided
to
check
out
this
bathroom
once
and
for
all.
WOW.
Speechless.
WILL
BE
BACK.
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