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I
ordered
about
2
burgers
in
the
store.
Walked
right
in
and
said
"my
order's
a
handful
of
burgers".
I
followed
this
sentence
up
with
another,
equally
important
one
"a
handful
is
2
burgers".
The
lady
behind
the
counter
nodded.
We
were
off
to
a
cracking
start.
I
planned
on
squashing
the
two
burgers
together
in
my
seat
to
make
one
big
burger.
I
call
it
the
"McBigBurger".
McDonald's,
ye
can
have
that
one
for
free.
It'll
sell
like
hotcakes.
Anyway
I'm
standing
there
ordering
and
I
tell
the
woman
"Mind
change
alert,
baby!
I
changed
my
mind!
I'm
going
to
do
a
drive
thru".
Immediately
I
hopped
into
my
car
and
drove
thru.
Little
did
I
know,
I
would
barely
make
it
out
alive...
I'm
there
in
the
queue.
Queue'd
up.
I
say
to
them
"Hi
can
I
get
an
order
please?'
They
say
"yeah
if
u
want".
This
is
why
I
love
McDonalds.
They
always
know
how
to
please
you.
I
wanted
2
big
mac
burger
mediums.
"Take
the
top
bun
off
one
and
slam
it
on
the
bottom
of
the
other.
You
can
keep
the
top
bun
for
yourself
for
your
lunchbreak."
I
said,
only
being
nice.
Chaos
ensued.
The
little
wet
spillage
of
an
employee
behind
the
intercom
goes
"uhh
I
can
give
you
2
hamburgers
and
you
can
stack
them
together
yourself
in
your
car..."
Now
reader,
I
truly
ask
you...
have
a
think
for
a
second
and
be
honest
with
yourself...
is
that
what
I
asked
for???
No,
is
the
answer.
If
you
voted
"yes"
for
this
one,
I'm
sorry,
do
not
pass
GO
do
not
collect
the
$200.
In
fact?
Go
to
jail
until
you
roll
two
6s.
You've
boiled
my
broth
quite
nicely
with
your
smart
comment.
I
asked
him
to
squish
the
burgers
up
tight.
I
am
not
paying
to
squash
my
own
burgers
together.
So
the
obvious
next
question
I
had,
as
I'm
sure
you've
guessed,
is
"Are
you
going
to
deduct
the
cost
of
sqishing
the
burgers
from
my
total?
Given
that
I'm
expected
to
squash
these
burgers
together
with
my
own
tools?".
No
response.
A
cowardly
move.
At
this
point
my
face
is
beet
red
with
fury.
I
repeat
my
question.
"WILL
YOU
BE
DEDUCTING
THE
RECOMMENDED
RETAIL
PRICE
OF
A
BURGER
SQUASHING
APARATUS
FROM
THE
TOTAL
PRICE
OF
MY
ORDER?
TWO
BURGER
MEDIUMS?".
At
this
point
the
spillage
had
left
his
post.
There
is
a
queue
of
cars
honking
at
me
like
their
wife
was
in
labour
and
I
was
the
one
thing
in
their
way.
I
exit
my
vehicle.
I
turn
to
the
"drivers"
behind
me
and
exclaim
"AM
I
TO
EAT
2
SEPRATE
UNSQUASHED
BURGERS?
BE
REASONABLE
FOR
GOD'S
SAKE!".
This
is
when
spilled
lad
comes
out
to
me.
He's
asking
me
to
leave
the
queue.
Readers,
I
am
not
an
unreasonable
man.
All
I
want
is
one
McBigBurger.
A
simple
request.
This
is
treatment
nobody
deserves.
"Sir
I'm
afraid
we
don't
have
a
squashing
fee
on
our
burgers.
I
am
not
sure
where
you
got
this
idea
but
it's
untrue."
"Never
you
mind
where
I
saw
it
written,
you
THROLLOP!"
I
respond.
"Throllop?
Is
that
a
remark?"
He
asks.
At
this
point
I
was
so
mad
I
could
have
spit.
To
cut
a
long
story
short,
I
was
sent
home
empty
handed.
You'll
be
glad
to
learn
however,
I
just
recently
ordered
my
own
personal
burger
squashing
aparatus
on
wish.
8
euros
with
shipping.
Hopefully
this
will
take
away
the
risk
of
an
exchange
like
this
happening
again.
Giving
3
stars
because
the
tables
inside
had
been
recently
given
a
wipe-down.
The
spillage
of
an
employee
should
be
given
an
unpaid
leave
of
3
weeks
minimum.
Just
one
man's
opinion
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