The best club in Glasgow hands down, always had a brilliant night here, the bouncers and staff are friendly and they stock great selection drinks at reasonable prices even on the weekend. Extra marks for having busbar bottles in the club, and it on draught upstairs! Only issue is the fact you have to go all the way up and around to get to the toilet, I sort of get why this is needed but it's still a pain, but doesn't detract from always putting on a great night!

First went upstairs to the bar. Good ambiance. Nice staff. Broad assortiment of drinks. With DJ booth playing well. After that we went to the bunker downstairs. Raw Techno as expected. Tickets could only be paid by cash. Toilets were legendary.

Glasgow's most intimate venue never fails to deliver. Attracting the attention of the world's most revered selectors with a varied and consistent booking policy. A network of well supported local promoters utilise an incredible tailor made sound system in this friendly basement week in, week out.

found one of the bouncers insanely rude to me and my friend. physically pushing me out of the club due to a misunderstanding. Will not be back. Smells anyway

Perfect size, right number of people and some really massive techno

Great club and amazing music. Shame it’s let down by some of the worst bar staff i. Glasgow. Unfriendly and will make you wait forever for a drink by serving those who arrived at the bar after you.

Tried to rip us off. Guy seemed to be joking asking for £20 per person, but then was actually just trying to rip us off. Bouncer involved too. Avoid at all costs

We went to la cheetah and the coat check guy, Ben, was a legend and got us sorted super quickly and made the club a lot more fun, definitely a keeper, no better man We love Ben ❤️ And we will come back for his fine service

Will never come again. Staff focused on making money with their mistakes.

bouncers are AWFUL! think they think they’re running the door at berghain lol. embarrassing!

Small dirty dancefloor, mediocre soundsystem, lots of drunken people who don't care about the music. This club is a disgrace.

Good for work night outs - which was why I was here a while back (with colleagues). Overall worthwhile ✔️

Perfect place for a dance. Love it. Great staff, great atmosphere. My spiritual home. 😁

The bouncer rejected me for no reason , he was really rude, dude dont act like its berghain

Best small club in Glasgow.

Always an awesome night superb basement size Dancefloor. Laser beams and smoke machine what more do u want

Ben is the heart and soul of this club! Respecto mi amigo Lee and Cerew!💚

What's there NOT to love about La Cheetah? It's the cosiest little club I've ever been too, staff are chilled and friendly (yes, door staff too!) and the crowd was one of the nicest I've ever attended a dj set with. Will be coming back for sure.

Horrible. This club is known as to a place where people take drugs. Music horrible. DJ was horrible. However, the bar was nice.

An amazing bar with great food for the peckish, & an equally amazing underground club!! Definitely the hidden gem within a maze of blase!!

It's a great place to party if you like techno/house and everything inbetween.

Dank AF. best house music scene in Glasgow

One of the bouncers was really rude ,I was at the entrance ,tried to decide either to go inside or not and he started to tell me to move out for no reason ,I tried calmly to tell him that he is supposed to treat customers in different way but he didn't wanted to hear any word ...avoid the place !

rubbish

toi small and overheated

Dress to sweat

Rude agist bouncers stay away

good music, bad staff, especially the bouncer

One of the best clubs in Glasgow for techno, house or disco - intimate sweat box of a venue with a good sound system, cheap drinks and ever appealing musical line-ups!

nice place rude and ugly bouncer

Fun times!

Great food great drinks selection great tunes great atmosphere

Kicked my friend out based on nothing, wasn’t drunk or drugged. Just based on “his judgement”. Not so much of a fun place anyways.

Worst place I’ve ever been to in my entire life. Literal hell would be better. Do not waste your money and stay far away.