2/5 Gorazd M. 1 year ago on Google
It
pains
me
to
put
down
a
small
family
business,
but
honestly,
this
place
is
not
worth
your
time
and
even
less
so
your
money
(or
vice
versa
as
this
is
quite
subjective).
The
setting
is
Tarantinoesque.
Even
as
you
walk
in,
you
can
get
an
idea
of
what's
in
store
for
you.
The
visually
impaired,
too,
will
be
given
plenty
of
ques
as
well
to
reconsider
and
walk
out
before
it's
too
late.
Unfortunately,
curiosity
and
hunger
got
the
best
of
us.
The
evidently
leaky
ceiling,
the
fact
that
no
one
bothered
to
change
the
6
stained
tiles,
the
vintage
"aroma"
all
point
to
a
place
that
is
well
past
its
prime
with
a
caretaker
that
doesn't
seem
to
care
all
that
much.
On
the
plus
side,
if
you
were
hoping
to
dine
in
a
poorly
sealed
time
capsule,
you
hit
the
jackpot!
On
to
the
main
course.
The
food,
it
has
to
be
said,
is
an
insult
to
your
senses.
A
collection
of
the
cheapest
of
the
cheap
ingredients.
Warmed
up
or
tossed
in
a
fryer
with
oil
tracing
its
lineage
to
the
early
2000s
(maintained
with
the
philosophy
of
"Only
add,
never
change").
The
highlight
of
the
meal
was
a
glass
of
icy
Coke,
which,
for
some
reason,
did
not
taste
moldy,
defying
overwhelming
odds
against
it.
By
comparison,
McDonald's
is
a
luxury
culinary
experience,
deserving
of
at
least
a
Michelin
star.
An
interesting
but
oh
so
fitting
peculiarity
was
that
of
the
three
sets
of
utensils
presented,
not
one
matched
another.
One
of
the
forks
was
even
a
veteran
of
the
magician
heyday,
bearing
the
scars
and
noodle
like
waves
of
repeated
bending
over
countless
performances.
Lastly
I
will
have
to
disappoint
anyone
invested
in
my
rant,
and
say
that
the
personnel
was
friendly
and
the
service
ok,
so
no
complaints
there.
My
advice
to
the
owner
would
be
-
It's
time
to
retire.
Let
someone
new,
with
passion
and
vigor,
breathe
much
much
needed
fresh
air
into
your
place.
The
memories
will
always
stay
but
the
decor
can
and
should
go.
Take
pride
in
the
chapter
that
you
wrote,
the
folks
you
fed
over
the
years,
but
don't
linger
on
to
see
a-holes
like
myself
write
mean
but
true
things
about
your
life's
work.
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