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Fyre
Festival,
Tenerife
Edition.
Sept
2022
This
was
honestly
the
least
relaxing
holiday
of
my
life,
and
the
only
positive
thing
I
can
say
was
that
the
volunteers
(they
don't
even
pay
them
for
their
work,
which
definitely
is
part
of
the
problem!)
are
lovely.
I
think
I
probably
wouldn't
have
bothered
to
write
a
review
as
I'd
rather
just
forget
about
the
whole
week
and
move
on,
were
it
not
for
the
fact
that
they
tried
to
nickel
and
dime
you
for
EVERYTHING.
The
overwhelming
feeling
I
was
left
with
was
that
this
was
a
scam
and
a
tourist
trap,
except
for
the
fact
it
was
so
utterly
disorganised.
To
explain:
AMENITIES:
The
camp
is
falling
apart
&
is
revoltingly
unhygienic.
Dogs
and
cats
roam
everywhere,
including
kitchen
counters,
there
are
cockroaches
and
flies
everywhere,
my
bed
had
bed
bugs,
my
tent
(which
I
was
moved
to
after
bed
bugs)
was
old,
moldy
and
filled
with
mosquitos,
ants,
spiders,
and
lizards.
A
week
later
I
am
still
covered
in
bites
and
look
like
I
have
chicken
pox
on
my
arms
and
legs.
TWO
bathrooms
for
about
12-25
people.
You
do
the
math.
YOGA:
This
was
a
total
joke.
The
yoga
area
is
a
disgusting
matted
piece
of
dirt
that
is
so
fly
infested
we
were
never
once
able
to
complete
a
class
because
the
guests
were
so
uncomfortable.
SURF:
They
don't
take
into
account
guest
preferences
or
skill
levels
when
choosing
surf
sports
and
times.
For
example,
the
week
I
was
there
the
surf
was
much
easier
for
beginners
(which
every
guest
was)
in
the
morning,
but
due
to
disorganisation,
a
common
theme
of
the
week,
we
went
mostly
in
the
evenings.
The
beach
is
ugly,
small
and
crowded,
to
the
point
it
often
feels
unsafe
to
surf
with
so
many
people.
It
is
all
rock
which
is
quite
terrifying
for
newer
surfers,
and
the
waves
are
not
easy
to
learn
on.
Surf
instructors'
abilities
varied
greatly,
and
we
never
had
the
same
one
twice
which
in
itself
is
a
bit
ridiculous.
As
EVERYTHING
in
the
camp
always
happens
late,
the
first
day
we
were
an
hour
late
to
our
surf
lesson,
so
only
got
an
hour
instead
of
two.
When
we
asked
to
free
surf
for
a
bit
longer
afterwards,
as
we
hadn't
received
what
we
were
promised,
we
were
told
it
would
cost
€20.
To
explain,
the
boards
and
equipment
belong
to
the
camp,
so
this
amount
of
money
was
PURELY
money
grubbing
and
left
a
really
bad
taste
in
all
of
our
mouths.
I
never
once
had
a
surf
lesson
that
was
the
full
two
hours,
but
I
stopped
caring
because
the
surfing
was
so
unenjoyable
and
they
never
once
took
us
to
a
different
location.
FOOD:
Breakfast
was
a
joke
most
of
the
week
-
dry
cereal,
coffee,
toast.
Because
everything
was
so
dirty,
I
felt
great
discomfort
eating
at
the
camp.
Dishes
were
not
properly
washed,
the
toaster
looked
like
something
had
died
inside
it,
the
milk
was
often
left
out
in
the
heat.
Towards
the
end
of
the
week
one
of
the
volunteers
did
do
some
nice
cooked
breakfasts
but
it
seems
to
be
entirely
luck
of
the
draw
as
to
whether
you
will
recieve
anything
edible.
Enjoy
eating
your
meal
while
having
to
twitch
every
5
second
to
get
the
flies
off
your
body.
The
dinners
are
very
hit
or
miss,
basic
pasta
while
I
was
there,
which
at
€10
is
absurd.
Other
things
to
note:
the
camp
is
remote,
there
is
nothing
nearby.
If
you
don't
have
a
car
you
are
either
can
beg
a
volunteer
or
other
guest
to
drop
you
off
somewhere,
can
pay
the
camp
some
extortionate
fee,
or
can
sit
amongst
the
flies
and
detritus
considering
what
life
decisions
brought
you
to
this
point.
Definitely
no
concern
for
health
and
safety,
not
so
much
as
a
first
aid
kit.
No
amenities
like
shampoo,
suncream,
insect
repellent,
etc.
The
beds
are
very
uncomfortable
and
the
first
thing
I
did
upon
my
return
to
civilisation
was
get
a
massage
due
to
back
pain
from
sleeping
on
those
mattresses.
Although
maybe
that
is
unfair,
as
the
stress
of
the
experience
could
also
have
caused
that.
I
feel
bad
for
writing
this
as
the
people
were
lovely
(and
the
volunteers
apologetic
for
the
terrible
conditions),
but
like
I
said
I
wouldn't
have
done
so
had
I
not
been
slapped
with
additional
charges
at
the
end
of
a
horrible
holiday
that
was
hardly
cheap
to
begin
with.
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