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This
is
a
tale
of
our
sordid
stay
at
Kishkinda
Heritage
Resort.
This
place
which
refers
to
itself
as
a
resort
is
actually
much
worse
than
the
worst
dharamshala.
Everything
here
will
remind
you
of
your
dharamshala
visit
of
1990s
in
the
remotest
part
of
india.
The
circular
dome
huts
have
the
most
archaic
furniture
and
a
washroom
that
even
a
public
toilet
wouldn't
compete
with.
To
a
couple
like
us
they
gave
a
room
with
twin
beds,
which
they
graciously
joined
together.
More
than
us,
it
was
the
many
bed
bugs
that
were
happy
having
joined
together
to
feast
on
two
humans
all
night
long.
For
toiletries
they
gave
the
amazing
medimix
soap
(10gm)
and
Sunsilk
shampoo.
On
request
they
gave
us
a
toilet
roll,
but
couldn't
give
us
any
hand
towels
as
ofcourse
they
had
none.
Maybe
we
should
thank
them
for
it
as
the
towels
they
gave
were
already
spotted
with
blood
stains
etc.
Where
did
the
blood
come
from
you
ask?
It
could
be
of
the
frog
jumping
in
the
bathroom,
the
spider
on
the
chair
or
the
many
insects
crawling
all
around
including
on
us.
(I
suggested
they
change
their
name
from
heritage
to
wildlife
resort).
After
this,
we
make
our
way
to
the
dining
hall
in
the
adjoining
water
park
for
our
much
awaited
complimentary
dinner.
Walking
through
an
unlit,
muddy,
unmarked
path,
falling
once
or
twice,
we
arrive
to
be
greeted
by
pathetic,
oily,
and
unhygienic
food
in
a
worse
than
dhaba
dining
hall
condition.
The
food
had
the
magical
affect
of
killing
your
appetite,
maybe
this
is
how
they
help
you
do
diet
control
and
avoid
that
holiday
fat.
After
we
speak
to
the
staff
they
'upgrade'
us
to
the
"suite".
They
say
there
will
be
no
frogs
here,
true
-
just
spiders.
They
say
this
is
better,
well
if
you
find
a
broken
wc
,
broken
handjet,
broken
bathroom
tiles
and
upgrade.
And
truly
it
did
feel
like
an
upgrade
because
that's
how
bad
the
previous
room
was.
There
was
a
single,
single
white
bulb
in
the
room
which
you
had
to
play
a
game
to
turn
on,
pressing
all
50
switches
on
and
off.
Hint:
its
at
the
opposite
end
of
the
room,
away
from
the
door
and
bed.
Oh
and
the
location.
What
can
be
said
about
the
location,
it
has
a
natural
waterfall
in
the
property
(not
kidding)
but
it's
a
good
1
hour
away
from
all
the
tourist
spots
of
hampi
except
anjenadri.
Oh
and
they
have
the
weirdest
time
structures.
Breakfast
is
from
8.30-9.30
and
checkout
is
at
9.
So
you
better
checkout
in
between
your
breakfast.
And
no,
they
won't
extend
it,
even
if
you
got
your
rooms
late
cause
they
were
not
ready
at
noon
(against
check
in
time
of
10am),
not
even
if
the
hotel
was
empty
with
no
new
checkins
and
not
even
after
the
guests
have
had
such
a
bad
stay
as
us,
they
just
won't
extend
it
beyond
an
hour.
The
only
good
thing
about
the
place,
the
staff
is
generally
good
(except
the
rude
booking
manager).
Also
note,
there
is
not
network
connectivity
here
and
their
wifi
is
as
good
as
the
"resort".
We
paid
4500/night
incl
tax
for
this
place,
we
find
it
was
worth
2000
at
most
incl.
tax,
breakfast
and
dinner
(which
you
should
skip
and
take
a
discount).
In
retrospect,
this
place
does
have
a
purpose.
It
is
an
ideal
place
if
you
want
to
spoil
someone's
mood
and
vacation.
So
go
ahead
and
book,
for
someone
who
you
want
to
avenge.
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