2/5 Ofer C. 3 years ago on Google • 61 reviews
I
remember
Cafe
Elephant
from
my
cologne
days
over
a
decade
ago.
It
is
in
such
a
nice
location
that
back
then
I
always
managed
to
ignore
the
bad
coffee
and
enjoy
the
nice
atmosphere.
When
visiting
Köln,
for
old
times
sake,
I
scheduled
with
a
friend
to
meet
there
.
Because
it
was
a
holiday
we
reserved
a
table
outside
in
the
nice
street
for
12
o’clock.
So
far
so
good.
The
menus
arrived
with
many
apologies
at
exactly
12:30!
(It’s
not
a
huge
place
at
all...
half
an
hour??)
Ok.
We
decided
to
enjoy
the
reunion
and
forget
the
little
delay.
We
ordered
one
cappuccino
with
Soja
milk
and
one
decaf
cappuccino.
About
10
min
later
the
waitress
came
out
to
inform
us
that
they
don’t
have
Soja
milk
but
only
oat.
No
problem!
Five
more
minutes
past,
we
got
that
coffee
but
the
bad
news
that
they
don’t
have
decaf
arrived
next.
Ok.
So
we
took
another
normal
one.
In
the
meantime
we
tried
to
order
some
brunch.
“Tried”
because
we
were
put
off
a
couple
of
times
thanks
to
the
“busy
day”
until
we
got
the
attention
of
the
waitress..
A
big
salad,
a
toast
with
cheese
and
a
pancake
with
only
sugar
for
my
friends
kid.
15
min
past,
and
then
the
question
came:
Cheese
toast
or
with
meat?
-
only
cheese
..
10
min
past,
:
“so
sorry
.
We
don’t
have
enough
lettuce
for
a
salad.
Is
it
enough
if
we
make
a
small
side
salad
for
the
toast?
We
will
run
out
of
when
we
do
that
anyway...”
“ok...
no
salad..”
“Is
it
ok?”
“Do
we
have
a
choice”
“Not
really”
“So
why
do
you
ask”
“Because
you
might
want
something
else
instead”
“No
thanks,
a
small
side
salad
in
enough”
Another
10
min
pass
We
get
the
pancake..
full
of
cinnamon...
which
the
kid
doesn’t
like
and
we
specifically
asked
without..
-my
super
pregnant
(9th
month)
friend
goes
inside
the
cafe
this
time
and
asks
to
replace
it..
Another
10
min.
Her
kid
is
hungry
.
Goes
inside
to
ask
for
the
food.
The
toast
came.
No
side
salad
!
One
piece
of
lettuce
stuck
inside
the
toast..
ohhh
well...
we
don’t
start
another
discussion..
5
more
min,
the
right
type
of
pancake
came.
The
kid
enjoyed.
Finally!
My
dog
never
had
a
place
to
drink
some
water
or
was
not
offered
any
...
for
the
ones
of
us
who
are
dog
owners..
(but
I
also
didn’t
ask..
I
had
water
with)
That
concludes
our
two
hours
visit
..
not
one
order
came
out
right.
And
everything
took
an
unbelievable
long
time
to
happen..
for
a
10
tables
cafe
it
is
rather
puzzling..
So
we
enjoyed
the
location
and
each
other’s
company.
The
waitress
was
all
in
all
nice.
For
that
I
give
the
two
stars.
But
really?!
Ps.
The
coffee
is
better
than
a
decade
ago,
but
is
still
super
weak
and
actually
not
really
good..
it’s
2020...
come
on
people
..
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