5/5 Alexandra A. 2 years ago on Google
We
have
a
place
in
Islamorada
so
I
regularly
come
to
Key
West
for
a
couple
days
at
a
time.
Usually
we
stay
at
more
luxury/high-end
hotels
in
Key
West
but
I’ve
always
wanted
to
give
the
Smallest
Bar
Inn
a
try,
especially
because
we
were
only
staying
two
nights.
Overall
I
am
so
glad
we
did,
and
I
would
do
it
again.
I
read
some
of
the
other
reviews
before
our
stay
and
was
slightly
nervous.
Obviously
this
isn’t
a
5
star
hotel
but
it
checked
all
of
my
‘most
important
boxes’.
Safe,
Clean,
close
to
the
bars
😉.
Also
to
state
the
obvious
it
is
extremely
cheap
compared
to
any
other
hotel,
Airbnb,
resort
that
would
get
you
even
remotely
close
to
the
same
area
that
Smallest
Bar
Inn
is
in.
Recently
there
were
two
negative
reviews
posted
so
I’m
going
to
give
my
opinions
on
the
perceived
issues
they
brought
up.
1)
The
bathroom
shower
is
not
that
small.
I’m
5’10
&
have
longer
hair
than
most
and
didn’t
have
trouble.
2)
The
amenities
in
the
bathroom
were
the
same
as
anywhere
else,
besides
shampoo/conditioner.
There’s
a
CVS
100
steps
down
the
street
where
I
picked
some
up.
3)
I
don’t
remember
the
floors
being
creaky
but
if
they
were,
no
shiz,
it’s
a
historic
building
for
as
long
as
some
of
Duval
street
has
been
around.
4)There
wasn’t
a
safe
in
the
room
(
I
do
like
safes
and
regularly
use
them),
but
we
locked
our
door
every
time
and
I
didn’t
have
any
feeling
that
it
was
‘unsafe’.
5)
Don’t
rent
a
car
in
Key
West.
Wait
and
rent
one
until
you
drive
up
the
keys.
If
you
do
rent
a
car
then
it
would
probably
be
prudent
to
stay
at
a
location
that
has
a
garage
(and
is
$400-500
more
a
night).
6)
The
‘No
lobby,
no
breakfast,
no
coffee’
comment
made
me
lol.
There’s
a
million
cute
breakfast
places
to
go
all
around
the
Inn,
go
there.
Otherwise,
again,
go
somewhere
where
it’s
$400-$500
more
a
night
and
I’m
sure
they’ll
have
breakfast.
7)
It
was
usually
‘noisy’
in
between
about
Noon-10PM
from
the
Cuban
restaurant
below.
I
don’t
think
we
were
ever
in
our
room
during
these
times
except
to
maybe
freshen
up.
Personally,
I
feel
like
the
music
added
to
the
ambiance
of
staying
in
a
cute
little
hotel
right
on
Duval
street
and
to
me
it
wasn’t
loud
enough
to
actually
cause
any
type
of
an
issue.
8)
I
have
no
idea
if
the
TV
turned
on
or
not
as
we
didn’t
try
to
watch
TV
while
in
wonderful
Key
West.
9)
For
anyone
struggling
to
make
a
4PM
check-in
time
work,
I
would
recommend
Paradise
Porters.
They
can
pick
up,
store,
and
deliver
your
bags
for
a
cheap
fee.
One
night
we
got
back
to
our
room
at
1AM
and
the
bartender
that
night
was
closing
up
shop.
He
gave
us
two
big
ice
waters
which
was
much
needed
and
much
appreciated
😊.
I
would
100%
stay
here
again.
We
stayed
right
before
Thanksgiving,
Nov
2021.
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