1/5 Matthew T. 2 months ago on Google • 3 reviews New
Title:
A
Nightmare
Unfolds:
A
Disastrous
Stay
at
Ant
Haven
Hotel
Introduction:
Nestled
in
the
heart
of
Lisbon,
Ant
Haven
Hotel
boasts
of
comfort,
luxury,
and
relaxation.
However,
what
awaited
me
behind
its
doors
was
far
from
the
tranquil
retreat
promised
by
its
glossy
brochures.
My
recent
stay
at
Ant
Haven
Hotel
was
nothing
short
of
a
harrowing
ordeal,
plagued
by
an
infestation
of
ants,
filthy
towels,
broken
fixtures,
and
incessant
intrusions
by
clueless
housekeepers.
Allow
me
to
recount
the
horror
that
unfolded
within
the
walls
of
this
so-called
"haven."
Ant
Invasion:
Upon
entering
the
room,
I
was
greeted
not
by
the
inviting
ambiance
of
a
luxury
hotel
but
by
a
horde
of
ants
marching
brazenly
across
the
floor.
It
was
as
if
the
room
had
been
reserved
not
for
me
but
for
the
six-legged
inhabitants
who
had
claimed
dominion
over
every
surface.
No
amount
of
insect
repellent
could
deter
their
relentless
advance,
turning
my
supposed
sanctuary
into
a
scene
from
a
horror
movie.
The
sight
of
them
crawling
over
the
furniture,
invading
my
personal
space,
was
nothing
short
of
revolting.
Filthy
Towels:
The
promise
of
plush,
clean
towels
was
shattered
the
moment
I
laid
eyes
on
the
sorry
excuse
for
linens
provided
by
Ant
Haven
Hotel.
The
towels,
instead
of
being
pristine
and
white,
were
marred
with
unsightly
light
brown
stains
that
left
me
questioning
their
cleanliness.
It
was
evident
that
these
towels
had
seen
better
days,
and
the
thought
of
using
them
sent
shivers
down
my
spine.
Clearly,
hygiene
was
not
a
priority
for
the
management
of
this
establishment.
Broken
Fixtures:
As
if
the
presence
of
unwelcome
guests
and
soiled
towels
weren't
enough,
the
room
itself
was
a
testament
to
neglect
and
disrepair.
The
toilet
paper
holder
hung
limply
from
the
wall,
barely
clinging
on
by
a
thread.
Every
attempt
to
use
it
resulted
in
a
cacophony
of
clattering
as
it
threatened
to
come
crashing
down
at
any
moment.
The
slanty
TV
mounted
precariously
on
the
wall
added
insult
to
injury.
Intrusive
Housekeeping:
One
would
expect
a
modicum
of
privacy
when
staying
at
a
hotel,
but
such
expectations
were
shattered
at
Ant
Haven
Hotel.
Despite
politely
declining
room
service
upon
check-in,
the
housekeepers
seemed
determined
to
barge
in
uninvited
at
every
opportunity.
Not
once,
not
twice,
but
thrice
did
they
violate
my
space,
their
incessant
knocking
followed
by
the
intrusive
sound
of
cards
being
dunked
in
the
lock.
It
was
as
if
my
protests
fell
on
deaf
ears,
with
no
regard
for
my
right
to
peace
and
quiet.
Conclusion:
My
experience
at
Ant
Haven
Hotel
was
nothing
short
of
a
nightmare.
From
the
ant-infested
room
to
the
filthy
towels,
broken
fixtures,
and
incessant
intrusions
by
housekeeping,
every
aspect
of
my
stay
was
marred
by
incompetence
and
neglect.
It
is
my
sincere
hope
that
no
one
else
has
to
endure
the
horrors
that
I
faced
within
the
walls
of
this
establishment.
Ant
Haven
Hotel
may
claim
to
offer
comfort
and
luxury,
but
in
reality,
it
is
nothing
more
than
a
den
of
despair.
Avoid
it
at
all
costs
unless
you
have
a
penchant
for
masochism
and
a
fondness
for
creepy
crawlers.