1/5 t3h pengu1n of d. 1 month ago on Google • 10 reviews New
My
stay
at
VIP
Grand
Lisboa
Hotel
&
Spa
was
nothing
short
of
a
nightmare.
The
room's
engineering
design
was
shockingly
inadequate.
Not
a
single
outlet
beside
the
bed
for
convenient
charging,
and
the
lone
outlet
across
the
bed
was
about
as
useful
as
a
paperweight
–
it
didn't
work!
Moving
on
to
the
bathroom,
the
stains
on
the
tiles
resembled
a
crime
scene,
and
the
water
temperature
seemed
to
have
a
mind
of
its
own,
fluctuating
between
scalding
and
freezing
without
warning.
It
was
like
taking
a
shower
in
a
game
of
Russian
roulette.
And
speaking
of
surprises,
the
discovery
of
what
appeared
to
be
blood
stains
on
the
sheets
was
utterly
appalling.
The
room
emitted
a
foul
odor
that
could
only
be
described
as
a
mix
of
mold
and
neglect.
The
cleanliness
of
the
floors
was
nonexistent;
it
was
a
challenge
to
even
contemplate
walking
around
barefoot,
let
alone
getting
into
bed.
And
to
add
insult
to
injury,
the
complimentary
shower
gel
they
provided
was
so
watered
down
it
might
as
well
have
been
tap
water.
Overall,
my
experience
at
VIP
Grand
Lisboa
Hotel
&
Spa
was
a
complete
disaster.
From
the
lack
of
functional
amenities
to
the
deplorable
cleanliness
standards,
it's
safe
to
say
that
I
will
not
be
returning
–
unless,
of
course,
they
undergo
a
complete
renovation
and
overhaul
of
their
operations.
Furthermore,
I
anticipate
the
hotel's
inevitable
response
to
this
review,
likely
urging
me
to
bring
these
issues
to
their
attention
during
my
stay.
However,
a
quick
glance
at
the
reviews
reveals
that
my
experience
is
far
from
isolated.
It
appears
that
numerous
guests
have
encountered
the
same
problems,
indicating
that
the
hotel
is
well
aware
of
these
issues
but
chooses
to
feign
concern
rather
than
take
meaningful
action.
The
issues
at
VIP
Grand
Lisboa
Hotel
&
Spa
run
deep.
Don't
trust
their
promises.
Until
real
changes
are
made,
I
recommend
finding
another
place
to
stay.
SIDE
NOTE:
Discovered
bed
bug
bites
on
my
leg
upon
waking
up
on
day
two.
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