4/5 Derek B. 9 months ago on Google
For
a
family
holiday
spot,
this
camp
is
way
up
in
the
top
5.
Very
friendly
staff
and
brilliant
entertainment
team,
headed
by
the
amazing
Joseph.
The
negatives:
-
We
arrived
at
Valley
Farm
at
around
1845hrs,
knowing
that
reception
was
supposedly
open
until
1900hrs
–
although
later
finding
out
in
the
Welcome
Pack
it
should
have
been
open
until
2000hrs.
Anyway,
we
found
reception
well
and
truly
closed
and
so
headed
to
Security,
who
allocated
van
number
272.
On
opening
the
door
to
that
caravan,
there
was
a
distinct
musty
smell!
There
was
also
substantial
damage
to
carpets
work
tops
and
all
the
sofa's
were
badly
stained
and
the
arms
were
black
and
shiny!
We
returned
straight
away
to
security
who
were
extremely
sympathetic,
but
added
'as
reception
had
gone
off
for
the
night'
there
was
nothing
they
could
do,
except
run
some
sheets
over
to
the
caravan
to
cover
the
stains!
I
asked
if
a
call
could
be
made
to
the
accommodation
manager.
The
reply
was,
“I
can
try,
but
whether
they
answer,
is
another
matter!”
I'll
do
my
best
the
lady
said.
We
sat
on
the
floor
of
the
van
for
an
hour
with
the
4
children.
We
received
a
call
back
from
the
security
lady
who
said,
“I've
spoken
to
her
and
she
assures
me
you
are
in
the
correct
grade
of
accommodation
and
theres
nothing
that
can
be
done
until
the
morning!”
At
this
point
I
said,
“I'm
not
at
all
happy
about
this.
Apart
from
the
stench,
Reception
should
have
been
open
until
8pm.
Could
you
get
the
manager
to
call
me
directly?”
Long
story
short
–
half
an
hour
later
we
did
get
a
call
back
from
security
to
say
they
had
managed
to
relocate
us!
It
was
a
beautiful
caravan!
Phew,
at
last!
We
unpacked
by
2130hours
and
our
break
began!
Other
minor
irritants!
My
daughter
booked
swimming
on
one
day.
We
joined
the
queue
–
only
to
be
told
we
had
to
go
to
the
outdoor
pool
as
they
had
the
full
quota
for
indoor
swimming!
My
daughter
told
them
we
had
booked
ages
ago.
“Well,
we
don't
have
bookings
anymore,”
came
her
reply!
All
fine,
but
a
simple
remedy
would
be
to
not
take
bookings,
then
we
would
have
queued
earlier
to
ensure
admittance
to
the
indoor
pool
–
or
at
least
honour
the
bookings
that
had
been
made
before
deciding
to
change
the
rules!
On
another
occasion
–
we
were
directed
to
the
outdoor
pool
as
the
indoor
pool
was
reserved
for
owners
only!
Although
I
can
see
owners
should
be
allowed
certain
benefits,
there
was
only
one
other
family
in
the
outdoor
pool
and
hardly
anyone
in
the
indoor
pool.
I
think
even
the
most
unsympathetic
of
owners
wouldn't
have
objected
to
us
being
taken
in
from
the
rain!
SCOOPS
Ice
Cream
Booth
–
It
was
open,
then
it
was
shut.
Then
it
was
open
for
another
hour
and
then
shut!
We
asked,
what
times
do
you
open
during
the
day?
“Well,
we
don't
really
have
set
times.
If
we're
busy
we
open.
If
not,
we
close!”
One
day,
we
found
it
open!
From
the
menu
board
that
was
lit
up
next
to
the
serving
hatch,
my
daughter
asked,
“Can
we
have
the
2
waffle
cones
for
£10-98
deal
please?”
“That
offer
isn't
on
today.
They're
£5-99
each!”
My
daughter
bought
one
at
£5-99
My
other
daughter
asked
for
2
milkshakes,
showing
on
the
menu
as
£5-49.
She
was
charged
£11-98!
I
told
the
server
that
it
should
have
been
£10-98.
The
shocking
reply
was
-
“That
price
board
is
nothing
to
do
with
us.
It
belongs
to
Scoops!”
I
said,
“Shouldn't
you
turn
it
off
then?”
An
annoying
guy
kept
coming
over
her
radio
asking
how
busy
she
was.
I'm
guessing
it
was
time
for
another
closed
session!
Then
a
manager
arrived.
I
told
him,
about
the
pricing
discrepancies.
“Oh,
haven't
they
updated
the
board?”
he
replied.
“I'll
get
them
to
turn
the
pricing
board
off,”
he
added,
as
he
walked
off.
I'm
assuming
Health
and
Safety
didn't
permit
him
to
walk
into
the
kiosk
to
turn
the
damn
thing
off!
Also,
apparently
due
to
a
delivery
blunder,
there
were
no
pancakes,
only
4
sauces,
no
fresh
cream,
no
chocolate
ice
cream
and
the
donuts
were
frozen!
I
said,
it
would
be
easier
to
tell
us
exactly
what
we
can
have,
rather
than
what
we
can't
have!
lol!
I
think
with
a
few
managerial
changes
and
some
staff
training,
this
camp
would
be
amongst
the
best