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Tonteria

Bar Lounge Night club

Mexican-style tapas in kitsch, classy party venue where the tequila is delivered by toy train. People often mention night, good, time, club, people, music, staff, venue, amazing, experience,


Address

7-12 Sloane Square, London SW1W 8EG, United Kingdom

Website

www.tonteria.co.uk

Contact

+44 20 7881 5991

Price rating

$$$ $

Rating on Google Maps

3.70 (401 reviews)

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Working Hours

  • Monday: Closed
  • Tuesday: Closed
  • Wednesday: Closed
  • Thursday: 8 PM to 2:30 AM
  • Friday: 8 PM to 3 AM
  • Saturday: 8 PM to 3 AM
  • Sunday: Closed

Featured Reviews


Frequently mentioned in reviews: night (22) good (21) time (18) club (17) people (17) music (16) staff (14) venue (12) amazing (11) experience (11)
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  • 5/5 Valeriia H. 1 year ago on Google • 4 reviews
    All the food at the restaurant was very tasteful and well balanced👏🏻👏🏻. The dishes are fresh and served with good sized portions, so it was enough food for me. Lovely atmosphere of the club during the night. I recommend coming to the club by 23:00, so you can have an easy entrance. Definitely adding this place to my list of must return London restaurants!!☺️
    6 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Дарья �. 1 year ago on Google
    I had an amazing time there last Monday! Probably one of the best clubs in London I visited. Fun vibes, good drinks and fresh tacos. Great staff and definitely very memorable experience! I enjoy going there with my friends and come back to the club next time I’m in London!
    6 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Mikhail P. 1 year ago on Google
    I visited this club and always like to come back! The venue is really cool with delicious cocktails. They also recently completed the refurbishment and it looks even better now. Top place!
    5 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Sian B. 4 years ago on Google
    Small and intermate. Nice lovely venue, amazing cocktails, depends on what you get can be pricey, I guess it goes with the area.. Exotic dancers for some entertainment. I throughly enjoyed myself at Fekkys Christmas party held at this venue
    5 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Дарья �. 1 year ago on Google
    Oh I had an amazing time in the club! A hidden gem in the middle of Sloane Square! I highly recommend visiting. I enjoyed my food and drinks there. GREAT music and EXCELLENT ambiance. Thank you Tonteria for an awesome night!
    5 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Juan P. 1 year ago on Google
    Probably one of the worst places I’ve ever been in London. And I didn’t make it in. The bouncers just mess up with people all the time, asking for ridiculous entry fees or by just refusing to accept guys as there are ‘too many guys and not so many girls inside’. If you go with a big mixed group of friends, you better go and spend your money somewhere else because here it’s definitely not worth it - don’t waste your time dealing with their ‘curious’ rules either.
    4 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Igor P. 1 year ago on Google
    Mexican food with the nightclub twist! Top place! Excellent service, quality food and beautiful cocktails! The flavours of the dishes and tacos were top notch. Fast and friendly service! Very nice and awesome experience. Such a special place, I would definitely recommend visiting!
    4 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Valeria R. 1 year ago on Google
    The best club for an incredible night out for my birthday party with my close friends 🥳 party. This place is so much more than we expected! Superb location, awesome entertainment with professional dancers and lovely crowd around the venue. The venue itself looks even better after a refurbishment. Well done, Tonteria 💙 I am definitely coming back in the future!
    4 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 juliette4romeo 1 year ago on Google
    We had an absolutely FANTASTIC time with my friends at Tonteria last Friday! Always feel welcome there! Everyone treated us very well. Bouncers were polite and waiters very prompt, the music was nice and better than at some other clubs in London. Overall, an awesome place to spend time with your friends! Thanks guys, I will be definitely coming back!
    4 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Valerie W. 1 year ago on Google
    Super fun spot, delicious cocktails and dancing! Arrived at 11 pm and didn’t leave the club until they close. Drinks were good and service was attentive so I decided to leave good tips for the waiter. I really enjoyed dancers and the performance a lot!👍🏼 Guaranteed a good night ❤️‍🔥
    4 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Aminah B. 4 months ago on Google • 18 reviews
    Awful experience. We had a friend’s hen do and booked a table but was put at the worst table right next to the bar where the servers kept passing through back and forth, we couldn’t dance around our table in peace. The place was tiny, and very cramped. People who enjoy this place clearly don’t know what good clubs should be. Also thought the music was supposed to be commercial reggaeton, tonight it was full on hip hop and r&b which we really found hard to enjoy. So many filler people too. 100% won’t come back.

  • 1/5 Iria M. 2 years ago on Google
    Explained that my wallet was stolen and showed my ID on a photo & even the police report. I have then been asked about my age just to be told that being 28 I should be responsible enough to have my ID with me without having it stolen...REALLY? Well, you have the right to not let people in but don't see who gave you the right to criticise your customers & generally other people
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 F K. 1 year ago on Google
    Im a woman and was attacked by a man here for accidentally sitting on his table whilst waiting for my friend at the toilet and the cctv recorded it. Because he paid for a table they kicked me out and the security said go ahead and call the police we will just say there was no footage taken there. Appalling service. Please search tonteria on tiktok in the coming weeks as myself and others who have experienced abuse and bullying by people there as well as staff will start speaking out about the abuse from this venue. I really hope this venue loses its license as it’s time myself and other people who have faced abuse by this venue speaks up. Violence against people and manipulation of cctv is illegal and wrong.
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Linda M. 2 years ago on Google
    Fun nightclub, I had a good time
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Олег �. 1 year ago on Google
    Outstanding atmosphere, Mexican vibes, gorgeous performance! 🙌🏻One of the best nightclubs in London. Located just next to Sloane Sq. Ask for Jessica for the guest list. I usually suggest to arrive there before 23:00. If you fancy a party on Monday, Tonteria is definitely on my TOP list. I recommended 👍🏼
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Алексей �. 1 year ago on Google
    Top place! 👍🏼The new design and flower decoration are beautiful. I like to visit the venue during weekend with my friends to have fun and relax after a long week. I usually book my guest list with Jessica who is a promoter of the club. Always warm welcome, nice atmosphere, positive vibes and beautiful performances. The dress code is smart casual. 👌🏼
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Tia C. 3 months ago on Google • 9 reviews New
    Went here this weekend and had a blast! The food was fresh and delicious, the staff were all lovely and the atmosphere was great. I’ll definitely be back.

  • 5/5 DJG06 2 months ago on Google • 9 reviews New
    Had a fantastic recent experience at Tonteria. I took my wife on Friday night for pre-club eats and cocktails which were all fantastic! We had a variety of light bites including beef taco’s, patatas bravas and king prawns with guacamole and tortilla chips. The food was delicious! My wife enjoyed frozen margarita’s whilst I opted for Modelo, a typical Mexican beer. The club is intimate and has a great vibe and is of a Mexican theme. At 12pm the chilled restaurant transforms into a club with professional dancers forming the main entertainment. Great night out 5*

  • 2/5 Mark D. 2 years ago on Google
    Good location, nice small bar. Went for a friend's birthday on a Monday night. Bar staff were disorganised and took long time to serve. Appreciate its covid and hard to get people but only one person was serving and another two weren't. Second, I paid ten pound for a beer in cash.... No change given. When asked the barman simply returned the one pound tip I'd given him for earlier round... Not great I'm afraid sorry.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Roberto R. 2 years ago on Google
    We went to the door with one other my friend this last Saturday and the security told us that in order to enter we had to consume at least 200 pound each, so we must give the card up front and I don't know what else because I stopped listening that crazy rules. I never saw stuff like that anywhere, that you are forced to consume a cert amount of money, told by a one of security guy where this is not written in any place or website( Instagram, Facebook etc..) Absolutely disgraceful and ruining the vibe of people that just want have fun and spend good time on Saturday night. The unique tonteria that you can do is going there. Shame on you
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 James M. 2 years ago on Google
    Apparently shorts are not welcome in this establishment. Tragedy as has just come from the cricket and wanted to buy Root a pint.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 Mohammed A. 2 years ago on Google
    Good vibe specially at the weekend, nice foods the staff amazing and friendly
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Dena H. 4 years ago on Google
    Great service, amazing servers. Music was great definitely a fun place to be! Except the club was mainly females when we went, we still had a fun night
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Chloe O. 2 months ago on Google • 4 reviews New
    Lovely, welcoming staff as soon as I arrived. The service was very efficient and attentive. The music added to the vibrant atmosphere. I would definitely come again for a meal!

  • 5/5 Charlie G. 3 months ago on Google • 3 reviews New
    The food and atmosphere of the venue was incredible. Sampled the entire menu and there wasn’t a single dish that let it down. Luca the gm and his staff hosted amazingly well. 100% heading back. Go check it out!

  • 4/5 Ola S. 3 years ago on Google
    Although small in size the experience is unique. The decor is rural Mexican Taverna but somewhat jaded however this adds to the ambiance of the night. The dancefloor is very small and can get very crowded. The table charge after 11pm is in the region of £700 plus which is quite exorbitant. The floorshow is good as too the artists and the staff are quite helpful but certainly not enough in number to ensure that you don't have to wait an eternity to be served both for dinner and for drinks after dinner. Certainly a unique location good for Tapas and cocktails with a flavour of Mexico.

  • 5/5 Alexander U. 4 years ago on Google
    I had an amazing time on a Monday night, bouncers are not rude as it can happen sometimes. Bar service on point and the crowd was a good mix of well behave people. I really enjoyed the music mix and looking to go back soon.

  • 5/5 Fern C. 4 months ago on Google
    Went with my friend Syreeta after late afternoon shopping, came across this place popped in for quick drink, ended up staying for dinner & even more drinks. Lovely staff very helpful. The manager Alex ( we’re sure he was) extremely helpful & friendly.

  • 5/5 B. B. 4 years ago on Google
    Very good music, great staff, people nicely dressed and chic. Overall an awesome night. We got a private table from Alex. Got his number on the club-bookers website

  • 1/5 TM 2 years ago on Google
    Disappointing & overpriced place. Staff should have some knowledge when you charge that much, they didn’t even know the basic… I will go back to my lovely Salsa when I need a proper latin experience!

  • 4/5 Cristiana De R. 2 years ago on Google
    Nice place and location. Drinks are very expensive though.

  • 3/5 Ana M. 2 years ago on Google
    Great place... but a lot of racist people... staff is great, but the people, need to get a life!!!

  • 3/5 Alba M. 2 years ago on Google
    Nice place to visit for the decoration and after music. But if you want to have dinner and drink prepare lots of money. Expensive it is.

  • 1/5 Riccardo P. 1 year ago on Google
    Excellent customer prevention policy. Turned up to meet two girl friends (who were already inside) at about 11.10pm, only to be told by the bouncers they don’t admit anyone after 11pm, even though they’re open until 3pm. As a result my girl friends left and we all went elsewhere. In addition they told me it was empty. Really bad business. Will probably be bust within a year.

  • 2/5 Michail V. 2 years ago on Google
    Visited with a groups of friends, had booked a table. The place is ok but really bad and disrespectful service especially the waitor (condescending and with a "can't do" attitude) and the bouncer downstairs (pushing people back in - seriously physically touching and pushing people for virtually no reason is infuriating and downgrades the whole place and experience). Drinks: Gin tonic ok, old fashioned very watery. Nachos: Tasty with nice sides

  • 1/5 Zelda E. 2 years ago on Google
    We came in with high hopes but it was honestly a rip off. 20£ charge to enter then they tell you that it's 2£ for the cloakroom but there's a minimum of 5£ to pay by card, which could have been said upon entry when we payed our tickets. Turns out it was freezing inside, I've never been in a club where I was genuinely cold, the aircon was on full blast. We payed 2 shots of Tequila 25£ and asked for a margarita but they only had slushees... All in all a really disappointing experience.

  • 1/5 Nicolas A. 1 year ago on Google
    It’s the worst club I’ve ever been to (if you can even call it that). I got in in a monday night, and it’s just awful. Don’t go

  • 1/5 Cristhian V. 1 year ago on Google
    The venue is really cool, but the service is horrible. I went for The first time and as I didnt know how everything works, I asked about the bottomless brunch, about the cocktails, they reply to you in a bad mood. They don't give the information properly. It's like they don't like customer service. I've worked in a club and now I am working in a restaurant. I know how it is to go to work in a bad mood, tired, or upset, but when you are serving a customer you have to give the best smile and the best attitude to serve...

  • 5/5 Timeto (. 2 years ago on Google
    Amazing place. Every night a good atmosphere and good music! I really recommend you ! 🤗☺️😎

  • 2/5 nirav68us 2 years ago on Google
    Went for dinner and drinks on a Saturday. Service was good but he food menu had very little choices. Starter was good but the mains were worst than mediocre. The cocktails were average considering the prices. I would not recommend!

  • 1/5 Roberto M. 1 year ago on Google
    There is no dress code in their website and they treat you really bad at the entrance if you wear short with the heatwave. Just write in your website there is a dress code like every other place!

  • 4/5 Barbara P. 2 years ago on Google
    A great bar with great Latin music. The drinks are good, although a little bit pricy, but it's worth it if you want to have a good time.

  • 3/5 LUCILA S. 2 years ago on Google
    Fun for a local night. Mix of reggaeton and dancing music💃🏻Limited taco options for an earlier dinner. Great staff🌟

  • 3/5 Pedro C. 2 years ago on Google
    Nice music but way too crowded. They need to reduce the number of people allowed in

  • 5/5 Геннадий �. 1 year ago on Google • 2 reviews
    Me and my friends came to London and finished our night at going to Tonteria. I absolutely enjoy Mexican vibes, fun atmosphere and tasty cocktails there! The people are trendy and cool. Location is simply amazing! I enjoy my time spent at the club a lot and will definitely come back in the future! 🥂🥳❤️
    4 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Xenia S. 1 year ago on Google • 2 reviews
    I just have to say that I had a amazing night there. The staff is absolutely polite and sweet. I had no expectations when I arrived at first but I am so happy that I got to experience one night at this club! Very good music and fun weekend vibes! Great venue for birthday parties. Make sure to bring your ID as the security checked all my guests at the door. Love this place❤️💃🏻
    4 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 K M. 1 year ago on Google • 1 review
    Can’t say enough about TONTERIA 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 We were looked after incredibly well for my birthday 🎉 celebration on Saturday by VIP lounge with the bottle of champagne 🍾 and fireworks to make it very special. Such a good atmosphere and AWESOME vibes! Would recommend 100% this place for great hip hop and R&B music through the night🥳! I hope we can come back soon to have more fun!!!
    4 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Olivia 3 months ago on Google • 2 reviews New
    We went to Tonteria on Saturday night and it was absolutely AMAZING! Luca welcomed us at the door and made the whole experience incredible. The food was delicious, the service was impeccable and the 6 of us who went all had an amazing time! The music levels were perfect for dinner and then when the DJ started he gradually changed the mood from dinner to dancing seamlessly! We will definitely be returning and would recommend to anyone!!

  • 5/5 talia m. 3 months ago on Google • 1 review New
    Had an amazing time at Tonteria. Had a girls night out and the staff were so lovely!! Food was great, drinks were flowing. I suggest to get the frozen margaritas, they were amazing. A special shoutout to Luca who made us feel so welcome. Thank you Tonteria and team!! - Talia

  • 5/5 saeefa c. 2 months ago on Google • 1 review New
    We arrived for our date night around 9:15pm, at the entrance I was given a warm welcome by Luca, who took us in and seated us down. All of the waiters were very attentive, the atmosphere was a vibe. The food was exceptionally delicious and the portions were a very good size. It was nice and somewhat quiet at the beginning with nice music which I loved and then It really turned into a club with dancers on the stage with the music turned up around 11pm so I'm glad I got to experience both scenes at the right time. I'll definitely be coming back again. :) Thank you Tonteria!


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Amenities


  • Payments
    • ✓️ Debit cards
    • ✓️ Credit cards
    • ✓️ NFC mobile payments
  • Offerings
    • ✓️ Beer
    • ✓️ Food
    • ✓️ Wine
    • ✓️ Alcohol
    • ✓️ Dancing
    • ✓️ Cocktails
    • ✓️ Hard liquor
  • Accessibility
    • ✗ Wheelchair accessible entrance
    • ✗ Wheelchair accessible parking lot
  • Dining options
    • ✓️ Seating
  • Service options
    • ✓️ Dine-in
    • ✗ Takeout
    • ✗ Delivery

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