1/5 Andy B. 8 months ago on Google
This
was
by
far
the
worst
hotel
room
I
ever
stayed
in
–
smallest,
most
cramped.
This
hotel’s
name
is
misleading,
it
should
be
called
Park
Tiny
not
Grand
as
there
was
nothing
grand
about
it.
It
deserves
2
stars
maximum,
never
4
–
apparently
stars
are
meaningless
in
the
UK.
We
got
a
T-shaped
room
tucked
behind
the
elevator
shaft,
with
two
beds
squeezed
into
two
opposite
sides
of
the
T’s
arms.
There
was
barely
room
for
movement
between
the
wall
and
each
bed.
There
was
scarcely
any
room
between
the
beds
–
in
fact,
I
was
glad
we
had
just
one,
mid-sized
suitcase.
Opened
it
barely
fit
between
the
beds
and
if
we
had
more
luggage
there
would
be
no
place
whatsoever
to
put
it
let
alone
open
it.
The
picture
I
snapped
on
the
first
night
doesn’t
show
how
cramped
it
was,
since
I
had
to
use
a
wide
lens
to
capture
at
least
part
of
the
room.
To
make
things
worse
there
was
no
access
to
daylight
nor
ability
to
let
fresh
air
into
the
room.
Technically,
the
room
had
a
window,
but
it
did
not
open.
Nor
would
you
want
to
open
it,
since
it
gave
onto
a
dim,
dirty
courtyard,
full
of
bird
droppings
(see
picture
of
the
“view”).
The
room
so
small
&
gloomy
we
took
to
calling
it
our
“cell”.
In
fact
in
our
part
of
Europe
no
one
would
even
think
of
selling
this
space
as
a
hotel
room
–
it
would
have
been
a
broom
closet
or
storage.
It
was
so
good
we
stayed
there
only
for
4
nights.
I
am
sorry
I
did
not
read
reviews
here
on
Google
Maps
before
booking
–
they
seem
more
realistic
than
those
on
TripAdvisor.
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