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Fuckoffee

Cafe Coffee shop

Cafe with quirky wall hangings, colourful tables and an extensive menu of organic coffee and cake. People often mention coffee, great, good, Great, shop, friendly, atmosphere, staff, quirky, drinks,


Address

163, 167 Bermondsey St, London SE1 3UW, United Kingdom

Website

www.fuckoffee.com

Contact

+44 20 7403 7655

Price rating

$ $$$

Rating on Google Maps

4.40 (1.6K reviews)

Open on Google Maps

Working Hours

  • Thursday: 7 AM to 6 PM
  • Friday: 7 AM to 6 PM
  • Saturday: 7 AM to 7 PM
  • Sunday: 8 AM to 7 PM
  • Monday: 7 AM to 6 PM
  • Tuesday: 7 AM to 6 PM
  • Wednesday: 7 AM to 6 PM

Featured Reviews


Frequently mentioned in reviews: coffee (36) great (11) good (11) Great (7) shop (7) friendly (7) atmosphere (6) staff (6) quirky (6) drinks (6)
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  • 5/5 Colin G. 8 months ago on Google • 8 reviews
    This place, not only having a great name. But it serves great coffee in a laid-back, relaxed atmosphere. With loads of stuff to look at and great music, too. Listening to the Beach Boys " Good Vibrations " and "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac whilst having my latte. What more can you ask for. Mind you, the blow-up dolls have now gone. Great place, give it a go
    5 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Sandra P. 8 months ago on Google • 123 reviews
    Great and funky place to get a cup of coffee and small bite to eat. A few outdoor tables as well. Super relaxed atmosphere.
    4 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 Eric D. 1 year ago on Google • 660 reviews
    Look I'll admit it - come for the Name stay for the coffee! Funky kitchy if not a little bit on the edge vibe with solid espresso and some simple pastries. Vanilla latte was standard. Surprisingly good chocolate chip cookie enough to fuel my morning and get my adventure in this part of town started. Actually affordable given the novelty - better option than other big chains.... Yes Starbucks I'm looking at you.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 2/5 Olga E. 9 months ago on Google
    I have come here for years, coffees and pastries are good, atmosphere is super chilled. Today i decided to try one of their smoothies. First try: had the consistency of a juice, very runny, so I asked if they could make another one for me. The second ‘smoothie’ is in this pic….(oh, and it doesn’t taste other than apple juice). Disappointing.
    3 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 3/5 S 1 year ago on Google
    Most brilliant name ever. Awesome staff and good coffee. The shop itself is hard to describe - I guess it’s truly an “experience”, not comparable to other clean and minimalistic coffee shops that can be found anywhere. It’s like the “house on the rocks” or something Neil Gaiman would love for his American Gods novel. If you’re inside and not too distracting from blinking lights, music, and decorations, you can order good espresso and cappuccino. Although the latter one had too much milk in it, so the coffee beans taste was a bit too light.
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 Oli C. 1 year ago on Google
    Coffee is good. Staff are really nice. Anyway the cafe is super cool. But cauliflower quiche is not recommended.
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Xinyi S. 8 months ago on Google • 186 reviews
    Okay, so I'm a regular at Fuckoffee, and let me tell you, it's the absolute best. Not just for their superb coffee, but the chai! Oh my goodness, their chai is a game changer – it's like a comforting hug in a cup. The vibe here? Totally relaxed and cosy, just what you need in bustling London. The staff? Always friendly, ready with a smile and a joke – they make everyone feel like a regular. No matter how busy my day is, I make sure to swing by Fuckoffee for my chai fix and the warm, cheerful environment. I've spent countless afternoons here, just chilling or catching up with friends. If you're around London and looking for a quirky, warm coffee shop that serves up awesome coffee and an unforgettable chai, Fuckoffee is your place. Can't wait for my next visit!
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 MsCastroRides M. 7 months ago on Google • 158 reviews
    A must it’s been there forever and still standing maybe a little more polished than before but an institution. .. good coffee With every type of milk available .. lots of memorabilia to buy too Worth going in just to support
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Chrissie 8 months ago on Google • 151 reviews
    Cant believe i only write a review now after coming here for few years now. Absolutely a funky gem place! Not to mention great quality coffee and their smoothies are so great too! When i cant have caffeine, i still come here for smoothie. Staffs are very fun and friendly. The music is slightly too loud for a conversation but their seating area is great too! I bring my friends and family here all the time.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Alexander B. 1 year ago on Google
    Such a neighborhood gem! Really quirky spot, offering lots of coffees, teas, smoothies and snacks. Staff are super friendly, and the drinks are delicious. Great atmosphere to sit in as well, love it.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Denise C. 1 year ago on Google
    A coffee place with delicious coffee, friendly staff and good service. What more can you want? Also, the loyalty care gave me a little giggle (photo below) Will definitely come back with friends so I can suss out the drink-in vibes a bit more 😁 The shop has ample sit in capacity and some outdoor seating on a quaint, picturesque street with a church and garden a few minutes walk away
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Kara P. 1 year ago on Google
    I visited a lot of coffee shops while playing a digital nomad for a week and my stop here was the best coffee of the week. I also had the chili con carne beef stew and it was perfectly hot enough to take away the chill from eating outside. (The place was packed). This isn’t your grandmas cafe for sure (well maybe) and it’s covered with spunk, attitude, and reality.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 Dath 1. 1 year ago on Google
    Really great coffee and a superb name. The cakes/pastries are weak, but a very good range of soft drinks and a nice place to sit. Very noisy so not a place you’d want to work or read. The best loyalty card ever.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 Tolu O. 1 year ago on Google
    I like it. Picasso Spacious. Air-conditioned. Varied hot and cold food menu and drinks menu. Comfy furniture. Good music. Overall nice vibes
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 Emilio E. 1 year ago on Google
    Great coffee and sweats, both for dine in and take away. Mocha coffee is amazing, also flat white coffee.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Tina V. 1 month ago on Google • 180 reviews New
    Cool cafe with fun decor. Staff is super friendly and great drinks. Would highly recommend.

  • 4/5 Stephi 1 month ago on Google • 67 reviews New
    Laid back coffee shop, with decoration that is the opposite of minimalism! I visited on a Saturday morning, intrigued by the name of the place, and it was already buzzing! Some people were working away in their laptops and some chatting with friends. There are lots of coffee, drinks, simple pastry and breakfast options. I found a table and got my almond latte, which was frothy and good quality. Loved drinking my coffee, while people watching. Such a unique place!

  • 5/5 Danel N. 2 months ago on Google • 37 reviews New
    Good coffee, quirky place, tends to be busy. Has a DJ on the weekends (at least that I’ve noticed! Bonus points they stock my fave ginger beer - Root Co

  • 5/5 City G. 4 weeks ago on Google • 10 reviews New
    The best coffee in SE1 - don’t fall for all the Monmouth merchants - in a really laid back space. The staff are so chill, and seem really happy there. I’ve been going in with the doggies for the last ten years, and even when changing ownership it’s still been consistent.

  • 5/5 Jessica M. 4 months ago on Google
    On our last day in London before heading to the airport...we took a mini walk and found this place. Minutes away from our hotel. The name alone intrigued me. Lol. The green smoothie with a banana was exactly what my body needed( I had a minor cold). My cousin had a tropical smoothie with a banana. We also purchased an all natural immune boosting shot(to go). The taste was not the best but it did the job! Adorable and local coffee shop. So many different types of coffees, tea and smoothies plus breakfast pastries. They sold t-shirts, hats, adult novelties and stickers. Sad I did not buy a shirt( luckily I bought a sticker)! Sigh. Next time. There is indoor and outdoor seating. It was a gorgeous day to sit outside. The gentleman who took our order was funny and pleasant. I'd love to return one day. Everything look delicious. Thank you.

  • 5/5 L S. 1 year ago on Google
    Coffee and also their frappe blends are great. Large size coffees but not watered down which I appreciate. The interior is everything everywhere all at once and I love it. Also super dog friendly . The bagels are surprisingly delicious.

  • 5/5 Kristen B. 1 year ago on Google
    Ordered an oat milk vanilla latte and almond croissant and enjoyed both! Very comfortable couches to sit and relax while eating and drinking. Quirky little place and tons of vegan food options but the coffee was very enjoyable and I will be back!

  • 5/5 Espey R. 1 year ago on Google
    We were visiting London and stayed at a hotel right next to this coffee shop. The name alone was enough to get a coffee but I'm glad we did because the latte was quite nice and good espresso. The interior of the building is also very quirky and fun, would recommend. The staff was friendly as well.

  • 4/5 Kevin P. 1 year ago on Google
    Very cool and quirky coffee shop. Great taste and variety in types of coffee, milk alternatives, other drinks etc. Seems a great place to study or read as many customers were doing so. Certainly recommend for a quick, good tasting, reasonably priced coffee with a unique environment.

  • 4/5 06houstonhemi 1 year ago on Google
    The name says it all.. wonderful venue and excellent coffee. Great vibes

  • 5/5 Nicky D. 2 years ago on Google
    Great coffee bar with bags of character. Reminded me of my brain. Good coffee, great mix of customers

  • 4/5 Mike 2 years ago on Google
    The name of this place may offend some people but not me, I was certainly not offended by the coffee, the place was packed & the queue for takeaway was almost out of the door! Says it all really!

  • 5/5 lena 2 months ago on Google • 1 review New
    An incredibly cute and cool café in London! The staff is really nice, incredible interior design and a cozy atmosphere, try the coffee walnut cake! Will definitely be returning!
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 angela t. 1 month ago on Google • 2 reviews New
    We have come back to this quirky place. Love the atmosphere and tongue in cheek merchandise. Very cool and hip place! Lots of comfy sofas and lots to look at. Slice of Banoffee cake from top of counter was so flavourful and the cappuccino is creamy and really smooth. Thanks


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Amenities


  • Pets
    • ✓️ Dogs allowed
  • Payments
    • ✓️ Debit cards
    • ✓️ Credit cards
    • ✓️ NFC mobile payments
  • Offerings
    • ✓️ Coffee
    • ✓️ Quick bite
    • ✓️ Organic dishes
    • ✓️ Healthy options
    • ✓️ Vegetarian options
  • Accessibility
    • ✓️ Wheelchair accessible seating
    • ✓️ Wheelchair accessible entrance
    • ✓️ Wheelchair accessible restroom
    • ✗ Wheelchair accessible parking lot
  • Dining options
    • ✓️ Lunch
    • ✓️ Dessert
    • ✓️ Seating
    • ✓️ Breakfast
  • Service options
    • ✓️ Dine-in
    • ✓️ Takeout
    • ✗ Delivery
    • ✓️ Outdoor seating

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