3/5 Vee 10 months ago on Google • 494 reviews
Maybe
I
just
had
too
many
expectations
for
this
spot,
after
a
rec
from
another
London
bartender
and
its
ranking
as
#1
on
the
list
of
London's
50
best
cocktail
bars
(all
issues
with
that
list
aside,
it
can
be
a
rough
guide
starting
point
for
the
curious
drinker).
I'm
not
entirely
sure
why
this
is
London's
best.
Nothing
about
it
was
particularly
creative
or
outstanding.
They
just
rehash
other
people's
cocktails.
The
one
female
bartender
was
super
nice;
the
others
seemed
entirely
indifferent
to
everybody.
The
menu,
which
allegedly
changes
daily
for
some
reason,
is
pretty
lengthy,
so
I'm
sure
there's
something
for
most
everybody.
To
me,
there
are
just
too
many
options
and
seems
needlessly
long,
especially
if
it
changes
daily.
So
many
of
the
options
seem
very
basic,
and
none
are
created
in-house.
They
are
all
existing
cocktails
easily
found
online.
Not
even
riffed
on.
Just
taken
straight
from
online
recipe
databases.
Not
a
signature
on
the
list.
I,
too,
can
steal
an
online
recipe
from
Diffords
or
Imbibe
and
put
it
on
my
menu.
Truly
embarrassing
and
lazy
for
a
cocktail
bar
with
such
a
reputation
to
be
doing
this
so
brazenly
and
shamelessly,
and
not
even
bothering
to
do
it
well.
After
having
a
few
drinks
prior
to
coming
here
I
decided
upon
a
long
drink
as
they're
generally
a
lower
total
ABV
and
also,
if
a
bar
can
make
a
long
drink
really
unique
and
still
taste
the
spirit,
to
me
it's
the
sign
of
a
solid
mixology/bar
program.
So
many
long
drinks
just
taste
like
watered-down
juice.
My
go-to
is
normally
(twists
on)
traditional
cocktails
or
short,
spirit-forward
offerings
but
I
am
always
open
to
any
drink,
long
or
short
if
it's
made
well.
Sadly,
the
cocktail
I
chose,
despite
having
promising
ingredients
listed,
ended
up
just
tasting
very
generic.
If
I
hadn't
read
the
spirits
in
it,
I
never
could
have
picked
them
out
by
taste
alone.
It
was
somewhat
bland.
No
oomph
to
it,
and
certainly
no
wow
factor
I
would
have
expected
for
a
bar
that
is
ranked
Number
1.
Mediocre
cocktail
aside,
the
vibe
was...
hipster.
Totally
expected
for
this
place,
even
though
it
is
quite
far
from
the
trendy
Shoreditch
area.
Same
sort
of
crowd
as
there.
The
music
was
obnoxious.
I
don't
mind
a
little
hip
hop
but
this
was...
I
don't
know.
I
guess
I
don't
get
it.
Nothing
about
the
venue,
decor,
ambience,
or
menu
screams
"exclusively
playing
extremely
loud
hip-hop!"
I
don't
think
I
saw
a
single
person
of
colour
in
there
either.
Again,
pretentious
hipster
posturing.
Typical
Shoreditch.
I
liked
the
space
otherwise,
and
it
has
a
nice
enough
backbar
and
staff
seem
to
know
what
they're
doing,
but
it
was
all
rather
lacklustre
and
something
about
the
overall
vibe
just
wasn't
hitting
the
right
notes
for
me.
The
fact
they
have
basically
no
signature
bar
program
and
all
their
drinks
are
yanked
from
Diffords
guide
online
is
ridiculous.
And
fair
play
if
they
want
to
just
make
classics
and
existing
cocktails
but
do
them
WELL.
But..
they
haven't
even
managed
that.
The
only
selling
point
here
is
that
for
London,
the
prices
are
very
reasonable.
But
then,
if
I'm
getting
a
drink
that
tastes
like
it
barely
has
30ml
of
spirits
in
it,
maybe
it's
not
so
reasonable.
Maybe
stop
focusing
on
the
novelty
of
changing
a
massive
drinks
menu
daily
and
focus
on
building
some
unique
and
interesting,
and
lasting,
cocktails
instead.
I
can
only
assume
that
the
bar
manager/bar
team
doesn't
know
how
to
develop
cocktails.
Or
even
put
a
twist
on
them.
This
is
a
completely
average
bar
serving
completely
average
drinks
with
completely
average
staff
in
a
completely
average
venue.
I
didn't
dislike
it.
I
just
was
not
impressed,
and
I
really
should
have
been
considering
its
reputation.
It's
a
shame.
Why
this
bar
has
such
a
high
ranking
or
good
reviews
is
an
absolute
mystery
to
me.
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