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Clandestino Restaurante Lounge

Restaurant

😠 Ordered a pizza, got this. Sweetened vegetables on a pita bread. Uneatable cheese on top of it. They see themselves as a restaurant of love but obviously they don't love food. It was a horrible experience, probably the worst meal I've ever had.. 💔 People often mention nice,


Address

Cl. 12 #43b 13, El Poblado, Medellín, El Poblado, Medellín, Antioquia, Colombia

Website

clandestinorestaurante.com

Contact

+57 604 3113093

Price rating

$$ $$

Rating on Google Maps

4.30 (1.4K reviews)

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Working Hours

  • Wednesday: 12 to 10 pm
  • Thursday: 12 to 10 pm
  • Friday: 12 to 10 pm
  • Saturday: 1 to 11 pm
  • Sunday: 1 to 11 pm
  • Monday: 12 to 10 pm
  • Tuesday: 12 to 10 pm

Featured Reviews


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  • 1/5 Viktor J. 5 years ago on Google
    Ordered a pizza, got this. Sweetened vegetables on a pita bread. Uneatable cheese on top of it. They see themselves as a restaurant of love but obviously they don't love food. It was a horrible experience, probably the worst meal I've ever had.. 💔
    4 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Bulent T. 5 years ago on Google
    Go there if you want to waste your money. Terrible steak, chewy and not to any good restaurant level. They didn't let us sit on the main floor because we didn't have a reservation. The place was empty even after we left. Seriously go somewhere else, they even didn't have a good vibe.
    3 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 2/5 Tim N. 1 year ago on Google
    Cool building and nice staff, but the food was not good. Steak was tough and basic, like something I’d cook at home from the supermarket over the stove :(. The relatively expensive “cocktail” tasted like ice water with a little bit of lemon juice squeezed into it.
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Andrew P. 4 years ago on Google
    Great food, very romantic environment, loved my dining experience there
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Carolina G. 2 years ago on Google
    The decor is so cute and they have nice electronic music on the rooftop. We went on a Wednesday afternoon and had lunch on the rooftop level. I ordered the salmon teriyaki that comes with mashed potatoes and a salad. My husband and his friend each had the “4 cheese steak” dish and everything was amazing. Definitely recommend.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 Tu N. 3 years ago on Google
    An experience that is out of this world. Their attention to detail really made the restaurant stand out above the rest. Amazingly friendly staff and fair prices. Everything was customized to my liking. The jamon y queso app could be spruced up a bit.. it was just ham and cheese with an olive on a skewer but everything else was full of flavor.

  • 2/5 Gustavo P. 2 years ago on Google
    Lonely Planet recommends this place but I do not. Food quality was average and it's way overpriced for both quality and service. Has style but chairs and carpets look (and are) dirty. Made reservations on the phone and they didn't inform me that credit cards were not accepted until I got my check. It was after I said I had no cash or way to transfer money that they said they could actually take cc upstairs. Waiter was nice but late for everything as he was just busy upstairs (we presume). Most restaurants in Colombia I've been to exceed my expectations but this was way mediocre for the cost.

  • 2/5 Roy N. 3 years ago on Google
    We were very happy with this place until we got the bill and found they were charging us over $25 for a carafe of sangria, of which we had two. It wasn't on the menu, so we could hardly argue about it, but it did sour another wise marvelous experience. We really don't like to be taken for pendejos...

  • 4/5 Daniela B. 6 years ago on Google
    It's a really nice place, the design of everything it's selective and beautiful, the people were really nice attending and worried about the quality of The product. The food was nice, but I the most important thing in each of the plates I asked (on the photos) where the sides, not the preparation on the protein.

  • 4/5 Gloria Cecilia Salazar M. 2 years ago on Google
    Ok

  • 4/5 JULIO C. 4 years ago on Google
    The food is great. Good options to choose from, the taste is delicious, no matter what you decide to eat. It's comfortable and the service is very good. Also there is a wide variety of Argentinean wine to choose from. if you like good quality food, I would definitely recommend this restaurant. Just make sure you have enough money cause it's a little expensive.

  • 4/5 Scott S. 1 year ago on Google
    It's overpriced like many others say, but I like this place. Minus one star because I asked for tap water and they would only do bottled water.

  • 5/5 Nina R. 5 months ago on Google
    That place is beautiful and offers a great atmosphere for a romantic night!!


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Amenities


  • Parking
    • ✓️ Plenty of parking
    • ✓️ Paid street parking
  • Payments
    • ✓️ Debit cards
    • ✓️ Credit cards
    • ✓️ NFC mobile payments
  • Offerings
    • ✓️ Beer
    • ✓️ Wine
    • ✓️ Coffee
    • ✓️ Alcohol
    • ✓️ Spirits
    • ✓️ Cocktails
    • ✓️ Salad bar
    • ✓️ Small plates
    • ✓️ Vegetarian options
  • Accessibility
    • ✗ Assistive hearing loop
    • ✗ Wheelchair-accessible toilet
    • ✗ Wheelchair-accessible car park
    • ✗ Wheelchair-accessible entrance
  • Dining options
    • ✓️ Lunch
    • ✓️ Dinner
    • ✓️ Dessert
    • ✓️ Seating
    • ✓️ Catering
  • Service options
    • ✓️ Dine-in
    • ✓️ Delivery
    • ✓️ Takeaway
    • ✓️ Kerbside pickup
    • ✓️ Outdoor seating
    • ✓️ No-contact delivery

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