3/5 Sam K. 1 year ago on Google
Booking
5
people
1pm.
Had
to
wait
to
be
seated
over
10
minutes,
during
that
time
different
staff
members
walked
past
us
12
times.
Yes
12
times
(I
counted)!
Twice
I
got
their
attention
only
to
be
fobbed
off.
Eventually
we
were
greeted
and
seated.
We
were
there
for
friends
birthday
if
we
weren't
I
would
have
left.
Very
extensive
menu,
actually
ridiculously
long.
300
items
I
think.
Shared
warm
olives,
garlic
bread
and
extra
long
mozzarella
stick.
Mains,
spaghetti
pachino
(get
it)
napoli
sauce,
spaghetti
marinara,
penne
pesto,
meatball
pizza
and
vegetarian
pizza.
Also
side
of
chips
and
salad.
OK
so
the
menu
had
items
with
ridiculous
names
like
pasta
Frank
Sinatra.
The
art
was
unbelievably
bad
think
dire
paintings
grouping
Italian
pop
culture
icons
together.
The
unisex
toilets
were
a
mess
which
call
me
crazy,
I
always
find
off-putting.
Drinks
were
apple
juice,
coke,
beer,
red
wine
and
Australian
sparkling.
Bizarrely
only
one
Prosecco
on
offer
but
by
the
bottle.
So
an
Italian
restaurant
with
no
Prosecco
by
the
glass.
All
had
a
look
at
dessert
menu
which
again
was
a
ridiculous
amount
of
choice.
Only
one
of
us
ordered,
ricotta
cheesecake
which
unbelievably
they
didn't
have.
I
think
Crinitis
is
quite
gimmicky
with
its
decor
and
it
also
tries
to
be
all
things
to
all
people
(300
item
menu).
Restaurant
would
be
better
if
they
narrowed
their
food
offerings,
dropped
the
tackiness,
cleaned
the
bathrooms
and
greeted
people,
who
have
actually
booked,
instead
of
ignoring
them
for
over
10
minutes.
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