Teds is the sh$t. I wish I could have my firstborn child on the pool table here, because the vibes are so right. Love flourishes here and the beer flows like a clean river. Lord blessed this little hole of sweet honey. Don’t come here unless you wanna have a good time.

I went at midnight on a Sunday night in mid-August and it was quite a joke, the pizza for $13 was laughable, ~$10 for a single 16oz draft of IPA was a ripoff, the atmosphere & women quality (and quantity) was almost zero, the waitresses were nice & competent enough, but this was nowhere near worth $40 for two beers & an embarrassment of an excuse for a small thin crust pizza (maybe worth $20-25 total at best after tip). Would not recommend to anyone who cares about their money or time, cannot blame the front of house staff for any of the shortcomings, as they seemed to care enough despite seemingly knowing what I had just outlined in this review. There is certainly a deceptively high google rating for this establishment; and it is best to stay away, so I feel obligated to bring it down a peg by awarding it with this two star review. Do yourself a favor and eat elsewhere, and proceed to drink at The Scapegoat which is closeby, one of the best bars I'd ever visited, if you decide to take this advice, it's from a local guide; and I'm not even a local in this area (DFW/TX is where I reside).

Great dive bar and bartender. Any bar where the bartenders partner walks in with the cutest dog in the world is ok with me. The tacos and street corn were total fire 100 % recommend. Definitely not fancy, but neither are we!!!

If you happen to be in South Beach and really need to get away from all the glitz, Ted's is your place. Wonderful dive with everything you need.

Just like any old school bar with that welcome as you are feeling. Staff is nice and prompt for what we experienced. Pool table available decent bathrooms and clean.

Awesome bar to go get affordable food and drinks! Service was great and was a nice mix-up from the typical Miami Beach bar.

One of the nicest sports bar I have been too. We went there to watch Manchester United game and they accommodated our request to screen it. Ollie was super amazing and she was so sweet. The food was amazing too! I am surely coming back.

Tobey is hands down the BEST bartender in Miami. She checked in with us frequently and was so social. We are visiting from out of town and she gave us some great recommendations for some other local spots that were fabulous. She really helped us have a great time on our trip.

Locals bar just off main overpriced tourist haunt drags. Good beer selection and prices..cash preferred. Bit rough around the edges but ' real'.

Great sports bar with a local clientèle. It is not fancy but that is what makes it charming!

Great dive bar for just hanging out. Even at its busiest, the bar tenders were checking in on us plenty, drinks came quick, food came quick. The bar AND THE KITCHEN are open until 5 am. Food we got was great too

The very bad experience, they have stolen my credit card or lost it, I gave them it for opening the account to drink they told me it natural to do that at the end when came time to leave no card, it’s crazy no explanation no apologies may be they gave it to an other customer, lost it or stole it I don’t know, what I know I had to opposite my card and the bar team are not professional, morality don’t give them your card pay directly and I don’t recommend this bar.

Classic dive bar with pool table right off Ocean. Been coming here for MANY years and it always hits the spot. Waitresses are apathetic, look bored & are on the verge of rude but I guess it fits? In any case, came in recently & spent a great afternoon drinking, listening to music (you gotta pay the "juke box" or else they'll just show sports games. blech!) & playing pool. Super fun after a morning spent tanning & swimming.

Ted's is the best kept secret of South Beach and the best dive bar ever. Great service and food as well. Kudos to the magnificent Ollie.

Mediocre food, 15$ cocktails. Beer is reasonable especially at happy hour. Waited 40 min for the most pathetic excuse for a fish sandwich. Embarrassing

Nice low key bar. Great service and lots of choice. Beach friendly with no frills.

Great place to grab a couple of drinks, meet we old friends great drinks the the bartenders are awesome, friendly, music is grea what can i said is a great neighborhood bar t

Advertise that you may bring your dog. Walk there and informed that I'm only permitted to bring my dog before 8pm. Wasted an hour of my day just to be turned away.

A perfectly divey institution, with a soundtrack from Emo to hiphop all the way to Miami's everpresent "Conejo Malo" (Bad Bunny). Pool tables? Check! Tv screens? You have that too. As far as drinks, don't ask for anything fancy. Enjoy a strong rum and coke, especially since they even have the good stuff like Zacapa! Oh, and make sure you ask for the "Green Tea Shot"

My boyfriend and I were stuck in Miami at the end of our 10 day cruise vaca after Spirit Airlines cancelled our flight with no notice. We we’re looking for a cozy, non tourist hole in the wall to relax for about 6 hours, I’m from Jersey and this place felt like home. We found this place right on google, and the bar tender Ollie made us comfortable and was very friendly. If you’re looking for a non-tourist place to chill for a little cheaper, this is the place.

We love taking a break from being a tourist when on vacation and sought out Ted's Hideaway for some realness. Wow! Such a laid-back friendly atmosphere. Within moments we were greeted not only by our super friendly bartender, but also by the regulars sitting near-by. Such fun folks! There were many toasts and great conversation. We loved it and will be back.

Great vibes good establishment cheap beer. Recomend

The nachos were great. Bartender was great. But do know it's an LGBTQ kinda bar. It's a low key spot with very reasonable music, drinks and food.

I was looking for something off the beaten path to relax and this was perfect. I didn't think I could find a laid back dive bar in Miami. Bartenders were attentive and friendly, food was good. Everyone seemed to know each other and the atmosphere was chill and welcoming.

Another top dive bar in South Beach. Worth a visit, reasonable prices and top chicken wings aswell as dirty chilli cheese fries. Plenty of sport to watch and ice cold beers. Decent juke box and top class service, the ladies who serve behind the bar work there socks off.

Nice hole in the wall bar. Wonderful service and cozy interior. Definitely feels like a local place to just chill.

Great local hang out, best dive bar in South Beach, lots of TV’s for sports. Ollie bartender so sweet.

Don't even bother going somewhere else. Cheap drinks, no cover, friendly staff. Local hospitality industry hot spot, so you can meet people that work at other bars and restaurants. Dive vibes and good music.

Great vibes, good selection of beer and lovely staff! Really nice to come into a female led bar as a queer woman, made us feel really comfortable ❤️

Great basic bar in heart of SB. Gets 3 stars because it could use some TLC inside BUT bartenders are HOT and FUN to talk to. Definitely will be a new stop on nights out in SB. Chicken tenders and fries were good and portions were spot on😎

Very cool hideaway. Awesome staff, crowd is from every background and part of the country. My companions and I had a great time on a random Wednesday