2/5 Kris 5 years ago on Google β’ 274 reviews
"Hey
boss,
we
have
to
build
a
park!"
"No
problem.
Pick
up
the
phone
and
call
Ferrara
Brothers.
Order
50
truckloads
of
concrete."
"What
else,
boss?"
"Granite."
"Granite?"
"Lots
of
it."
"Give
me
the
number
of
trucks,
please."
"Boatloads!"
"How
much?"
"As
much
as
the
budget
allows
...
for
the
park."
"And
...?"
"Tiles
and
cobblestone.
Know
a
good
guy
for
tiles!
Let
me
make
that
call.
...
Dang
it,
almost
forgot
about
the
fence.
1800
linear
yards
of
fence,
4
ft
high,
and
800
yards
6ft
high.
Have
to
keep
the
people
away
from
the
plants."
"What
else,
boss?"
"Signs."
"What
kinda
signs?"
"Lots
of
signs.
No
unleashed
dogs,
no
skating,
no
rollerblades,
no
grilling,
no
old
folks
sorting
through
the
garbage
and
taking
the
plastic
bottles
out.
No
nothing!"
"No
drones,
I
assume?"
[Coughing
hard,
swallowing
to
catch
his
breath]
"Absolutely
no
drones,
no
kites,
and
no
paper
planes.
...
No
climbing,
no
running.
Have
to
keep
the
kids
out!"
"How
about
no
screaming,
no
spitting,
no
laughing?"
"Sounds
good.
Let
me
think
about
it!"
"Anything
...?"
"Locks.
Have
to
lock
it
up".
"Sure,
got
it!
Concrete,
granite,
tiles,
fences,
signs,
locks.
Will
get
right
to
it."
"Locks
first,
not
last!"
"Roger
that.
Bye!"
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