After having driven by this spot several times and being curious to stop, I am so happy we finally did! They have a beautiful outdoor spot with nice wooden pallet furniture, blankets, and a section under cover if needed. They have chill music playing in the background and beautiful countryside surroundings. But the real treat here is the food and drinks! We had wonderful sourdough toasties with chilli jam (we want the recipe!!), which they kindly made without cheese for me, a delicious oat milk latte and the best hot chocolate I have ever had - dark and rich and creamy! We also couldn't help but get some sweet treats to take away: the cornflake brownie and a nice gooey cookie. We will definitely be back, only a shame that I didn't stop by sooner!

What an amazing find. Eat'n'mess has relocated to this Farm location. Easy parking. An amazing choice of top notch cakes, savoury food and coffee. Perfect for refueling during a Kent bike ride.

Great find! Relaxing atmosphere out in the countryside. Nice big pallet tables suitable for families big and small (dog friendly) with a large outside seating area for enjoying days with good weather. Tables also available inside a tent to hide away from the wind if necessary. The coffee (ordered flat white) is spot on perfect! Ordered the ham and chilly jam toastie and berry pancakes. Both were very tasty. Good portions and they weren't stingy with the topings. Will definitely be back!

Wonderful space. Tasty Halloumi and Kimchi brioche. Good coffee. Plenty of parking.

An absolute gem of a Cafe which has a lovely menu that will suit most taste buds out there. It is kid and dog friendly with ample seating and an undercover area when the weather isn't great. Seems like a popular stop for cyclists and walkers and the gluten free options serve well for the health conscious. I had the three cheese toastie which I must say was the best I've ever had. Definitely recommend.

Absolutely lush!!! Came here as a suggestion from my brother who lives in Sevenoaks and so glad I visited. The set up is beautiful and the staff here are some of the nicest people I’ve ever met! Absolutely spoilt for choice with sweet treats and food plus amazing coffee. However it is outside so make sure to wrap up warm if visiting in the cold :) Oh and dog friendly!

Visited for the second time and the cakes never disappoint! Great selection of different sweet treats and had a good hot drink. I'm not that local but whenever I'm nearby I'm sure to visit. Best gluten free cakes and cookies I have eaten!

I love what they have done in this fabulous outdoor cafe. Been going since it opened and it’s so good to be outdoors whatever season. Always cosy and welcoming. Gluten free food is fab and the coffee is worth the drive from Orpington. It’s a shame some people don’t seem to respect what a lovely area it has been turned into and let dogs or children jump around on the seating but mostly it’s a calm and relaxing oasis to look forward to in my week

Amazing, beautiful, gluten free wedding cake! Having coeliac disease I searched for ages trying to find a gluten free bakery for my wedding cake, to ensure I could safely enjoy my wedding cake with no fear of accidential cross-contamination. And my hubby and I were so pleased we found Eat 'n' Mess, as their bakery is fully gluten free. The whole process with Danielle was also brilliant from start to finish. She was so lovely to work with. Not only did the cake look stunning, it was absolutely delicious, and Danielle even went to the trouble of arranging a personalised wooden slice to be made up for us (for us to have as a keepsake from the day) - which was just the cherry on top. It was such a lovely touch getting to see this for the first time with the cake on the day. We've had so many complements about our wedding cake, and no one could believe it was gluten free. It tasted that good! I'm already dropping hints to my hubby for my next birthday, as all the cakes and flavours are so good :)

My friend and I came for lunch but we were really late due to trains and traffic but the team were so so nice and helpful and made my friend something to eat that suited all her dietary requirements. I've been a few times now and travel specifically to this place (35mins) and tie it in with a dog walk. Highly recommended. Cookies to take away for a later treat too!

Thank you Eat n Mess for making us a beautiful and delicious wedding cake! You followed our brief exactly and we were so happy with the result - we loved that you found the perfect model of our cat to put with the cake- just as we described!

Danielle from eat'n'mess made us the wedding cake of our dreams. When beginning the wedding planning process, the first thing we booked was the registrar and venue, the second was the cake. Having been a loyal GF fan of the bakery for years, we were so excited to order the taster tubs for the cake and found it one of the hardest wedding decisions to make! We decided on a lemon curd tier and a salted caramel tier. From the initial consultation through to follow up, we have been constantly happy with the service, and of course the final product. Highly recommend eat'n'mess. Worth every single penny for the most beautiful, but most importantly, delicious cake. Will be dreaming of that salted caramel buttercream for months...

My favourite place to take a break when working from home, for me brunch or lunch. Food is great, best coffee around and super friendly. A really chilled atmosphere. Today they even gave my dog Ted a doggy ice cream! 😂 The new covered area is very smart and perfect for people to meet or to take a break and just relax.

I've driven by the pod a number of times before deciding to walk 35 minutes from home to check it out. And I'm so glad I did! The whole setting felt wonderful on a sunny Sunday morning. Full of passing cyclist (VERY clever location choice!). And most importantly the food was absolutely delicious and the staff were super friendly. Great coffee too. Well done guys👍

Danielle made our wedding cake and it was fantastic, it was so so delicious and everyone raved about it - no one could believe it was gluten free. The whole process was really great and we’re really pleased we got our cake from you. Thank you!

Eat ‘n’ Mess honestly created the wedding cake of our dreams. It looked so beautiful and was so delicious. We had a tea party on our day and our guests could not get enough of the cake. Danielle was so wonderful and helpful in the lead up to the celebration. We had to reschedule a couple of times due to the pandemic and Danielle was so kind and understanding until we finally got there. We cannot recommend Danielle and her team enough. The cake was absolutely delicious and we got so many compliments afterwards.

Eat N Mess have provided cakes for celebrations before as both my husband and I are gluten and dairy free so when we got engaged we both knew who we wanted to make our cake. Danielle as always, was completely and utterly fantastic the whole way through the process. She was very helpful prior to the wedding and happy to go the extra mile with advice. The wedding cake itself looked exceptional and everyone commented that each flavour tasted incredible (vanillla with raspberry jam, lemon with lemon curd and carrot cake). Our gluten/dairy free guests were particularly grateful and still talk about it months later. If you’re thinking about having her as a supplier, don’t think twice! It’s very rare to find a supplier you can put full your trust in.

Hands down best gluten free treats in the country!! I travelled all the way from Cambridge to get my gluten free cookie fix and it was worth it. The coffee is perfection (they really know what they’re doing), the outside seating area is amazing, it’s dog friendly (huge bonus for us) and the owners are so kind and welcoming. Highly recommend a trip, or multiple trips, to Eat n Mess!

I never pass through Sevenoaks without stopping at the Eat n Mess pod! Best coffee in the area, amazing cakes and dog friendly 🐾☕️🧁 Danielle & Matt are amazing, and Danielle did a stunning job on our wedding cake too! xx

Danielle made a stunning cake for our wedding this year. It also tasted absolutely divine, we had so many guests comment on how delicious the cake was. The process from start to finish was a breeze and I can’t recommend Eat ‘n’ Mess enough if you’re looking for a wedding cake supplier. Thank you Danielle and team!

Fantastic food, lovey staff, beautiful views. What more could you ask for? As a coeliac I feel safe and secure with their food that there will be no contamination. As a mum I feel love to bring my kids here for their cookie treats. Although there is so much wonderful choice of cakes and cookies I have a habit of bringing back home enough to feed an army!

Our Wedding cake was amazing. Much bigger than expected and everyone keeps saying how delicious it was over a month after our Wedding. Most people didn't even realise it was gluten free. Thank you Danielle!