1/5 Heather G. 8 months ago on Google
If
you're
impressed
with
the
number
of
5
star
reviews,
please
be
aware
that
they
give
incentives
for
giving
that
rating.
Here's
what
I
experienced
AFTER
speaking
with
a
manager
about
my
kids'
2nd
trip:
The
very
next
visit
after
my
initial
review,
we
went
in
with
"high
hopes"
as
Ashton
(my
son's
favorite
role
model)
would
put
it.
We
started
out
on
my
youngest's
favorite
obstacle:
the
3
big
hopping
balls,
now
deflated.
The
kids
were
all
complaining
that
it
hurt
to
land
on.
Why
is
it
not
filled?
And
the
zip
line
broken
too?
Sheesh...
Last
time
I
complained
that
the
female
staff's
shorts
were
by
every
definition
underwear.
The
manager
said
he
hadn't
noticed
it
would
be
a
problem,
because
he
is
young
and
all
the
girls
his
age
dress
like
that.
This
time
they
were
at
least
not
steam
sealed
inside
their
rear
ends,
but
the
length
had
not
changed.
So
when
the
young
lady
sat
down
at
the
rotating
obstacle
and
crossed
her
legs
like
a
pretzel,
you
could
now
see
UP
the
shorts.
There
is
a
clear
goal
here:
look
like
the
sexy
Leg
Avenue
Halloween
referee
from
Instagram.
Is
it
necessary
to
dress
like
that
to
work
at
a
child's
play
place
though?
There's
a
time
and
place
and
this
is
neither.
20
minutes
in,
we
get
to
the
back
corner
trampolines
and
there
is
a
gaping
2
ft
hole
in
the
floor
with
no
cones
or
staff
keeping
kids
away.
You
can
see
the
15
ft
down
to
the
concrete
floor
beneath,
so
a
kid
could
have
easily
been
paralyzed
from
the
fall.
I
tried
to
push
the
mats
back
into
place,
which
is
when
I
found
out
they
had
wet
adhesive
on
them.
It
was
as
if
someone
started
a
job
back
there
that
they
failed
to
finish.
Just
look
at
the
pictures.
(I
immediately
reported
it.)
We
went
directly
from
there
to
the
bigger
open
jump
area
and
the
first
step
we
take,
I
see
that
the
mat
is
being
held
in
place
by
a
SHOESTRING.
I
can't
fathom
how
such
an
immensely
wealthy
family
would
struggle
to
afford
the
repairs
on
this
place.
It
HAS
to
be
management,
not
the
ownership...
I
hope.
We
then
move
over
to
the
dodgeball
area
where
the
elementary
aged
kids
are
playing
nicely,
targeting
kids
their
own
sizes,
which
spans
greatly
from
preschool
to
probably
5th
grade.
My
son
loves
competition
and
has
an
incredibly
accurate
aim
for
a
4
year
old.
He
was
loving
it.
The
girl
who
earlier
sat
with
herself
displayed
to
the
world
approached
me
with
a
clip
board
and
asked
if
I
would
give
the
place
a
5
star
review
for
an
INCENTIVE:
a
free
water
bottle.
Why
she
couldn't
be
monitoring
unchaperoned
children
is
beyond
me.
I
said,
"Absolutely
not"
and
explained
to
her
the
safety
issues,
as
I
was
worried
the
wet
adhesive
wouldn't
hold
up
and
was
not
closed
off.
She
promised
she
would
have
the
manager
go
look
at
it
again.
(I
didn't
include
any
pictures
of
the
inappropriate
shorts,
because
I
don't
want
to
seem
like
a
creepy
taking
pictures
of
young
ladies
in
underwear
sized
bottoms.)
Not
two
minutes
later,
two
much
older
boys
entered
the
dodgeball
area
and
start
pegging
the
small
kids
instead
of
each
other.
It
was
blatant
bullying
and
before
I
could
pull
my
3
kids
out,
my
youngest
is
SLAMMED
in
the
FACE.
I
would
have
cried
if
that
happened
to
me
at
37
years
old.
I
can't
imagine
how
much
it
hurt
him.
He
cried
forever,
"Why
would
he
do
that
to
me,
Mom?"
We
exit
when
he's
finally
able
to
walk
instead
of
being
carried
and
as
he's
putting
his
shoes
on,
what
do
we
see?
The
bully
fist
bumping
his
parent
AT
THE
FRONT
DESK
as
the
parent
exits
the
premises.
How?
How
is
it
that
a
chaperone
is
not
required
to
stay
and
witness
the
lack
of
supervision
by
the
staff
and
also
fail
to
do
their
part
to
keep
their
bully
from
picking
on
preschoolers?
Who
do
you
complain
to
when
management
IS
the
problem?
The
girl
didn't
require
the
kid
to
exit
with
the
parent.
So
we
quit.
We
moved
all
the
way
to
Texas
with
Ninja
Kids
playing
nonstop
and
we
get
here
to
find
out
the
place
isn't
like
the
family-
it's
just
another
poorly
ran
money
making
venture.
I
watch
their
channel
every
day
with
my
kids.
This
place
doesn't
live
up
to
incentivised
5
star
reviews
though
:(
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