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TYPIKA
Svatoslavova:
A
study
in
disappointment
Brace
yourselves,
Nusle
–
TYPIKA
isn't
playing
the
brunch
game
right.
Hey
Nusle,
there's
a
new
spot
in
town
–
TYPIKA
Svatoslavova.
You'd
think
it’s
a
brunch
paradise,
right?
Well,
hold
your
horses,
because
this
place
is
a
masterclass
in
missed
opportunities.
The
opening
act:
A
prelude
to
confusion
Here's
the
deal:
they
open
at
9:00
AM,
but
brunch?
That's
a
9:30
AM
story.
What's
up
with
that?
You
come
in
for
a
cozy
morning
meal,
and
what
do
you
get?
A
waiting
game.
Beverage
first,
brunch
second…
the
gap?
Easy:
like
an
hour.
The
meal
act:
A
cold
encounter
Imagine
this:
a
cold
egg
straight
from
the
fridge
plopped
next
to
warm
beans.
Bread
that
feels
like
it's
been
chilling
out
in
the
cold
too
long.
And
the
interior?
Nice,
sure,
but
it
doesn't
save
the
day.
And
the
prices
–
oh,
the
prices.
They're
like
a
punchline
without
a
joke.
The
food's
okay,
but
at
those
rates,
I'm
expecting
fireworks,
not
a
sparkler.
The
middle-game
act:
The
good,
The
Bad,
and
The
Ugly
Let's
talk
about
what
worked.
The
mimosa
–
a
saving
grace.
Creative,
delicious,
it's
what
you
want
when
you
think
of
brunch.
The
Georgian
tea?
A
nice
touch,
structure,
the
depth
fitting
the
vibe.
But
then,
there's
the
food.
Pancakes
were
the
solo
success
story
–
fluffy,
tasty,
with
a
hint
of
‘chef’s
magic.’
But
the
beans?
A
culinary
catastrophe.
A
hodgepodge
that
can't
decide
if
it's
breakfast
or
a
last-minute
fridge
raid.
Service
&
ambiance
act:
Not
quite
hitting
the
mark
The
place
buzzes
like
a
beehive,
but
that's
part
of
the
problem.
No
room
for
coats,
leading
to
a
clumsy
dance
of
dodging
garments.
Service?
They're
trying,
but
it's
like
they're
juggling
too
many
balls
and
dropping
most
of
them.
And
the
big
wait
for
food
–
it’s
like
watching
paint
dry
or
ČD
departments
singht,
but
less
exciting.
The
end–game
act:
Think
twice
before
brunching
here
(yep)
So,
Nusle,
if
you're
thinking
about
hitting
up
TYPIKA
for
brunch,
maybe
think
again.
It's
a
place
of
unfulfilled
potential
–
like
a
symphony
without
a
conductor.
Great
for
a
drink,
but
for
an
overal
visit?
You
might
want
to
explore
other
avenues.
Give
it
another
chance?
Well,
maybe
in
a
next
year
or
two.
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